Homer the Girl Scout/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: What are hose?

Lisa: The Li'l Chickadees are selling cookies as a fundraiser for starving kids in Africa.

Homer: Ooo... Li'l Chickadees cookies now with non-toxic levels of caramel.

Marge: Homer, don't eat those cookies. Lisa's selling them to children in Africa won't starve to death.

Homer: Starve to death? Yeah right, those kids are probably stil llivin large odd ther "We are the World" royalites.

Sign: That night...

Marge (in a dream): Homer, you must eat, those cookies before the starving African kids do. If you don't well all die please save us!

Marge: Homer! I told you not to eat those!

Homer: But then I had a dream of you, telling me to eat them. I think i was brainwashed.

Marge: Oh, really!?! And just who brainwashed you?

Homer: Jealous starving, Chinese kids?

Marge: I just got off the phone with Lis'as mother hen, we worked out a plan to pay for the cookies.

Lisa: I think you'll find the plan firm but fair.

Cletus: Which do you suppose soes better with fried critter, the tiddlywink or the lady creamfiller?

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