Day in the Life/Quotes
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- Marge: Homey, I need you to run to the Kwik-E-Mart and pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for dinner. Do you need me to write that down?
- Homer: Pffft! Do I look like a moron? I'll be back before you know it! ...Forget a few birthdays and anniversaries and it's like you can't remember anything!
- Homer: As if I can't remember a simple thing like a loaf of bread and some chocolate milk! It's a piece of cake, Moe!
- Homer: A loaf of chocolate cake and a gallon of beer nuts...must...remember...
- Homer: Marge is counting on me. Chocolate nutcake and a gallon of gas...
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Yes, this cameo I am now having is also very much a real "gag". Also, please watch my new movie, "McBain: The Postman Always Dies Twice!"
- Homer: Shut up, McBain! I'm trying to remember something! I'm supposed to get the mail and a gallon of antacid!
- Homer: Male dancers and a loaf of pick 'n' mix!
