St. Patrick's Day (comic strip)/Quotes
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- Kent Brockman: St. Patrick's Day! Though long thought to be a creation of the shadowy "green tie manufacturers lobby", it turns out it honours an actual saint. Really. Today we're coming to you live from Springfield's "Ireland Town", where the relentless pungent smell of corned beef and cabbage makes Springfield's Ireland Town one of the most authentic.
- Marge: Did you see the cute earrings in the "Emerald Aisle"?
- Lisa: Mom! Can't we celebrate one of the world's richest cultures without buying trinkets?
- Marge: It could be worse.
- Homer: C’mon we’ve got to get to the Duff Green-Beer Gardens for the dirty limerick contest!
- Lisa: I know. I know.
- Kent Brockman: And say, isn't that our parade marshal, Paddy O' Lantern, the lovable lepre-clown? Everyone loves his drunken antics, especially kids! Isn’t that right, little girl? Say hello to Paddy O’ Lantern!
- Lisa: No, thank you. I think he’s a grotesque insult to the nation that gave us Seamus Heaney, Roddy Doyle, and U2.
- Kent Brockman: We hope you’ve enjoyed our coverage in Ireland Town, another proud square in Springfield’s multi-cultural quilt. And we’ll see you back here tomorrow for the inevitable post-parade riot story.
