Great Springfield Pickup Lines/Quotes
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- Carl Carlson: Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be... Uh, oh.
- Moe Szyslak: Aw, geez! It's eating my face! All I said was I bet your dad was a baker!
- Miss Hoover: Yeah, but it was your crack about my buns that got me angry!
- Edna Krabappel: I'd sure like to drop anchor in your port.
- Horatio McCallister: Arrr, ye made me swallow me pipe!
- Waylon Smithers: Sir, if I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
- Mr. Burns: No time for silly riddles, Smithers! Quit babbling and get me another piña colada!
- Disco Stu: Hey, baby I'm gonna call you Lassie, because my barn's on fire and little Timmy's trapped inside!
- Ruth Powers: Hmmph! I guess every luau has to have a pig!
- Homer: Hey, sexy! I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! Ouch! What did you do that for?
- Marge: Sorry, Homey! I guess I just got caught up in the mood.
