Burn of the 4th/Quotes
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- Lisa: I thought you were going to make Maggie a jumper that looked like the American flag.
- Marge: I was, but the fabric store was out of blue and white yarn. So I improvised.
- Homer: Ahhh, I've finally invented a stylish hat that grills hamburgers. I am truly a symbol of American greatness.
- Apu: What is that strange smell?
- Principal Skinner: It smells like burnt cloth and American pride. Dear heavens, someone's burning a flag!
- Lisa: Mom, an angry mob carrying sticks has surrounded Dad!
- Marge: Hrrmmm. I hope he's not doing his human campfire trick again!
- Moe Szyslak: All right. She saved our flag.
- Principal Skinner: And we burned China's!
- Homer: Marge, I think I learned a valuable lesson.
- Marge: Not to play with fire?
- Homer: No, that the Chinese flag tastes just like cheese on a burger!
