Homer Skips Work/Quotes
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- Homer: Hello... Mr. Smithers? Woof! This is Homer Simpson. Ruff, ruff! I won't be in to work today grrr because I caught a case of rabies from my son, Bart! Howl!
- Homer: A man alone, in his underpants, with his remote control... life just doesn't get any better than this!
- Homer: I wonder who's at the door trying to screw up my day off! Aaiiieeee!! Giant ant! Must hide... but where?
- Cameraman: Looks like there's nobody home.
- Television host: So what do we do with the big cheque?
- Cameraman: I dunno. Let's give it to the next door neighbour.
- Television host: Uh... okay!
- Homer: Oh, why did the world have to be taken over by giant ants?
- Homer: What are you so happy about, Flanders?
- Ned Flanders: Hi diddily ho, neighbor. I was home sick in bed with a doozy of a fever, when two men... well, really more like angels, rang my doorbell and gave me a cheque for $500,000!
- Homer: That's my money, Flanders. They came to my house first, so that cheque is mine!
- Reverend Lovejoy: You're too late, Simpson! This cheque belongs to God, now!
- Ned Flanders: That's right, Homer! Since God made me feel like a million dollars, I called Reverend Lovejoy and tithed it to the church!
- Homer: D'oh!
