KrustyCo Millennium Blow-Out Toy Sale/Quotes
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- Message box: Hey, kids, get your little sibling one of these music machines and turn your house into a concert hall! This boom box not only allows toddlers to listen to hours of their favorite Krusty CDs - it also lets them sing at the top of their lungs with window-rattling volume, using the detachable Krusty Kordless Microphone* (sold separately, not legal in most urban areas due to FCC restrictions). Its design features two 3" woofers and a 1" tweeter. (Requires forty-eight special "K" type Krustyco batteries, not included.) Fun for you and baby brother or sister! Distracting and painful for mom and dad!
- Message box: You'll have hours of sedentary, passive fun with Krusty's very own Kolourforms* playset! Make up your own stories using dozens of colourful characters like Krusty's ex-wives*, Krusty's lawyer*, Krusty's publicist*, and, of course, the cast of the "Krusty the Clown Show"!
- Message box: Looking for a fun way to fool people into liking you? You're guaranteed* to be the life of the party with our wacky, novelty footwear! Just blow them up with the battery-operated Krusty the Clown Air Pump* (sold separately. Krusty the Clown Air Pump* requires one hundred and twenty-four special "K" type Krustyco batteries, not included and you're on your way to hours of freewheeling, footloose amusement! (Manufacturer not responsible for bunions, corns, blisters, or foot fungus resulting from the use of this product.)
