Stuck in the Middle/Quotes
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- Old Jewish man: Main floor, lobby! Going up, Sonny?
- Homer: Please.
- Old Jewish man: So, nice weather we're having.
- Homer: Uh, yeah… say, listen, old timer, could we not talk to each other? If you want to know the truth, old people kinda creep me out.
- Old Jewish man: Sure thing, young feller. Whatever you say.
- Old Jewish man: Uh-oh!
- Homer: What? What's the matter?
- Old Jewish man: The elevator's stuck again, the blasted thing. Don't worry, youngster, I'll flip this emergency switch! Well, that didn't work. We'll just have to wait for them to notice that we're trapped and come rescue us.
- Homer: Um… yeah. Okay, sure.
- Homer: [thinking] Uh, oh... …Trapped in an elevator with a crazy old guy. Oh, man, I'm dead meat.
- Homer: Thank God you got the door opened, Marge! I thought I'd never get out alive!
- Marge: Oh, for goodness sake, Homer, you were only in there for two minutes.
