Abe's First Radio/Quotes

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Appearances

Credits

Quotes

Homer: Check out our new stereo! Now we have something the whole family can gather around to drown out your mother's whining.

Bart and Lisa: Hooray!

Grampa: I remember when my dad came home with our first radio... ...I asked how it worked and he told me there were elves inside. So I took it apart to see the elves, and everybody laughed!

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Grampa: When we got our first TV, he told me there were elves inside. So I took it apart to see the elves, and everybody laughed!

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Grampa: Then we got a dog...

[door slam]

Grampa: They can't all be good stories!