Smithers Gets Burns a New Spoon/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: All right, Señor Huevo, prepare to meet your demise!
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, this spoon is weak as a baby! Make me a fresh one at once!
- Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir! Bad spoon! Bad spoon!
- Horatio McCallister: Arrr, this new titanium foot shall have me dancin' in no time!
- Horatio McCallister: Arrrr, 'tis a sad day when pirates steal a man's titanium foot.
- Smithers: [narration] Mr. Burns relies on the same sturdy workforce to make all his possessions... nineteenth-century orphans.
- Orphan: When can I eat?
- Boss: When the rich man gets his spoon!
- Smithers: [narration] Finally, like any man of greatness, Mr. Burns demands all his possessions have a certain historical importance...
- Diplomat: Sign an international treaty with a spoon?! Highly irregular!
- Smithers: Just sign it, woman!
- Smithers: Your new spoon, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Too late! I've decided to use my egg mallet.
