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21 Muntz Street/Quotes

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Chief Wiggum: Darn it, Muntz! One more screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
Nelson Muntz: Hey, back off, Chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
Chief Wiggum: All right, all right. You're a maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!
Nelson: Yeah? What are they smuggling?
Chief Wiggum: Counterfeit Krustémon cards!

Nelson: Ha, ha, jerk.
Milhouse Van Houten: Ow! My large intestine!

Chief Wiggum: That's some real nice finking, son.
Groundskeeper Willie: Och! T'was nae Willie! Ah'm just a patsy!

Bart: Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should shut down this counterfeit operation!
Homer: Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!