Homer's Parking Ticket/Quotes
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- Homer: Wait! I was just about to put a quarter in!
- Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well, little Johnny scofflaw. Sorry, Simpson. Once I start writing, I can't stop. Like the samurai whose unsheathed sword must draw blood, I—
- Homer: Blah, blah, blah. How 'bout I just give you the whole dollar and we call it even.
- Chief Wiggum: You're bribing me.
- Homer: Perhaps.
- Chief Wiggum: With seventy-five cents.
- Homer: Perhaps.
- Chief Wiggum: Call me when you're ready to play with the big boys.
- Homer: I'll show that Wiggum not to fool with Homer J. Simpson! I'm gonna learn the law inside and out!
- Bart: So you're reading the autobiography of Robert Downey, Jr.?
- Homer: Do you have a better idea?!
- Chief Wiggum: Well, the little red flag on the meter clearly said expired!
- Homer: Boo, hoo, hoo! Stuff in my fridge is expired, but that doesn't stop me from making a brown milk smoothie!
- Judge Snyder: Listen, Mr. Simpson...
- Homer: No, you're gonna listen, 'cause I pay your salary!
- Judge Snyder: Which brings up the little matter of your income tax evasion.
