Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition/Quotes
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- Seymour Skinner: Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.
- Ralph: The rock is my favorite weslter. He's got big muscles and puts oil all over his chest and hits people with chairs. I love the rock!
- Seymour Skinner: "The person I most admire" was last week's assisnment, Ralph. Get off the stage. [SIGH!] I can already see where this is headings next!
- Ralph: My favorite flavor is red.
- Nelson: She ran naked through the hill - side woods.
- Seymour Skinner: Next contestant, please!
- Nelson: Huh? Wait a minute. I put a lot of work into this it's a compelx piece about the machninations of love and family!
- Seymour Skinner: I'll talk to you later, Mr. Potty Mouth!
- Lisa: I sing of Springfield, glad and big, tool, maker, stacker of wheat, it's ruds bring up to the sky. Only to drink from the tormented river singing saily, then dressed in black!
- Bart: Oh, my! This is gtting worse and worse next!
- Martin: There once was a boy who was samart...
- Seymour Skinner: No rubald limericks out of you, Simpson! All right, that's enough of this judges, let's get the nightmare over.
- Martin: But what about my "Ode to Rabian Roundess"?
- Jasper: We like that detention thinkg you win, Skinner!
- Seymour Skinner: Well, I don't know what to say! They like me, mother! They really like me!
