Maggie's Monstromart Towels Escapade/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: The Monstromart has such good deals even if everything is a little large. Once i get this tower of towels into the car, Maggie we'll be on our way!

Maggie: Suck! Suck!

Sound: Sluuurrp!

Maggie: Suck Suck!

Sound: Slam!

Maggie: Smock!

Marge: Here we' go! Oh my goodness Maggie!

Maggie: Mmf! Mmf!

Sound: Whizzz!

Marge: Don't worry, honey, I'm coming!

Maggie: Hee, hee!

Marge: These towels are dangerouys! They should come with a warning!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Lady, it does say "super-absorbent" right on the label!

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1998
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1999
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2000
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2001
Adult Swim • Bart Sneaks Out • Bathing Santa's Little Helper • Burns' Academic Scholarship • Crazy Gil's Television Emporium • A Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo • Emergency Scientist • Great Springfield Pickup Lines • Groundskeeper Bart • The History of Polo • Homer Plays with Shaving Lotion • Homer Skips Work • Homer Takes Out the Trash • Homer the Girl Scout • Homer Wants an SUV • Homer's Bedtime Story • Homer's Drive-Thru Order • Humpty Dumped • In the Thrall of the Neanderthal! • Jack Sprat Attacks • Kang and Kodos Visit Homer • Laugh Free or Die • Maggie's Monstromart Towels Escapade • Marge Bulks Up • Marge Joins a Book Club • Marge's "Vacation" • The Mixed-Up Catchphrases Zone • Moe + Beer = Girls? • The Monty Burns Late Night Show • Ned's Lessons in Car Safety • Old Moe Hubbard • Ralph the Haiku Genius • School Holiday Boredom • Scottish Fighting • Sing a Song of Squishee • Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition • This Is the School That Bart Wrecked • Wee Willie Waxer
2002
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