The Rich Texan

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Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: White Occupation: Business Owner Former Senator Relatives: Daughter: Paris Texan Grandson: Unnamed First appearance: "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

Richard "Rich" Texan, also known as The Rich Texan, is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white "ten-gallon" cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot).

History

The Rich Texan

Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut. Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".

He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. Homer once addressed the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again. He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill. One of his fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.

The Rich Texan always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. Shooting on the "Yee", not the "haw", he explained once. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same". He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.

He revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus. He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.

The Rich Texan once stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.

His grandfather fought in the Confederate States military.

Family

The Rich Texan has a gay grandson and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).

Non-canon

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The Rich Texan Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message Yearbook 85 Formerly: Level 28 Premium 30 85 Level 28 Premium (The Vault) 50 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Imports Mystery Box) Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 68 Premium Characters, Premium Male, High Roller, Rich People, Entrepreneur, Adult, Villains, Republican, Golfers TheRichTexan Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 1 85 September 26, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Try to Make Par 10m 26, 7 Golf Green Go to a Tea Party Rally 60m 105, 26 Brown House The Texan With No Shame Pt. 1 Hit Some Range Balls 2h 350, 80 Driving Range Shop for Golf Equipment 2h 175, 40 The Golfin' Dolphin Visit the Track 3h 200, 55 Springfield Downs The Texan With No Shame Pt. 4 Holster a Big Gun 4h 260, 70 Springfield Downs Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 260, 70 $ Casino Drink and Babysit 4h 260, 70 The Boiled Potato Hang at the Ha-Ha Spa 4h 260, 70 Klub Krusty Adult Retreat Go Fancy Shopping 4h 260, 70 Carnaby Street Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Drive the Sleigh 4h 260, 70 The Rich Texan Sleigh Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Obtain Anxiety Medication 6h 350, 90 Springfield Medical Center Visit The Vast Waistband 7h 375, 90 The Vast Waistband Drink at Moe's 8h 420, 105 Moe's Tavern Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Ride the Mechanical Bull 12h 600, 150 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 3 Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 600, 150 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 600, 150 The Buzzing Sign Diner Celebrate, Cowboy Style! 24h 1,000, 225 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 2 The Texan With No Shame Pt. 6 Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 1,000, 225 Kevin's Kindling

Trivia

• His license plate reads "NO SHAME".

Behind the Laughter

The Rich Texan secretly being from Connecticut is a reference to New Haven-born and now ex-President George W. Bush.

Appearances

Episodes: Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts" Episode – "Homie the Clown" Episode – "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" Episode – "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (archive footage) Episode – "Bart After Dark" Episode – "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" Episode – "Bart Carny" Episode – "Lisa the Simpson" Episode – "Mom and Pop Art" Episode – "Faith Off" Episode – "Last Tap Dance in Springfield" Episode – "A Tale of Two Springfields" Episode – "Lisa the Tree Hugger" Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" Episode – "She of Little Faith" Episode – "Brawl in the Family" Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge" Episode – "Weekend at Burnsie's" Episode – "I Am Furious (Yellow)" (picture) THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIII" (The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms) Episode – "Large Marge" Episode – "Special Edna" Episode – "Pray Anything" Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" Episode – "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" Episode – "Brake My Wife, Please" Episode – "Moe Baby Blues" Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" Episode – "Simple Simpson" Episode – "Bart-Mangled Banner" Episode – "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Episode – "There's Something About Marrying" Episode – "A Star Is Torn" Episode – "Marge's Son Poisoning" Episode – "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie" Episode – "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Episode – "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)" Episode – "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" (wraparounds) Episode – "Homerazzi" Episode – "The Boys of Bummer" Episode – "You Kent Always Say What You Want" – The Simpsons Movie Episode – "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" Episode – "Midnight Towboy" Episode – "E Pluribus Wiggum" Episode – "Love, Springfieldian Style" (Sid and Nancy) Episode – "Any Given Sundance" Episode – "All About Lisa" Episode – "Lost Verizon" Episode – "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIX" Episode – "Dangerous Curves" Episode – "MyPods and Boomsticks" Episode – "The Burns and the Bees" Episode – "Take My Life, Please" Episode – "Coming to Homerica" Episode – "Judge Me Tender" Episode – "Elementary School Musical" Episode – "The Fool Monty" Episode – "Donnie Fatso" Episode – "Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing" Episode – "Homer Scissorhands" Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" Episode – "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson" Episode – "The D'oh-cial Network" Episode – "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches" Episode – "At Long Last Leave" THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII" (The Greatest Story Ever Holed) Episode – "Gone Abie Gone" Episode – "To Cur, with Love" Episode – "The Changing of the Guardian" Episode – "Gorgeous Grampa" Episode – "Pulpit Friction" Episode – "The Fabulous Faker Boy" Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" Episode – "Labor Pains" Episode – "White Christmas Blues" Episode – "Married to the Blob" Episode – "The War of Art" Episode – "Opposites A-Frack" Episode – "Simpsorama" Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" Episode – "Peeping Mom" Episode – "'Cue Detective" Episode – "Friend with Benefit" Episode – "'Paths of Glory" Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" Episode – "There Will Be Buds" Episode – "Havana Wild Weekend" Episode – "The Last Traction Hero" Episode – "The Nightmare After Krustmas" Episode – "The Cad and the Hat" Episode – "The Serfsons" Episode – "Springfield Splendor" Episode – "Frink Gets Testy" Episode – "King Leer" Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill" Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror" (A-Gobble-Ypto) Episode – "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" 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Birch Barlow • Charles Montgomery Burns • Chris Christie • Bob Dole • Count Dracula • Julius Hibbert • Krusty the Clown • Ralph Nader • The Rich Texan • Strom Thurmond • Fat Tony • Rainier Wolfcastle • Gary Chalmers
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