Mr. Bergstrom

Mr. Bergstrom Artwork of Mr. Bergstrom from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Brown Occupation: Substitute teacher First appearance: "Lisa's Substitute" Voiced by: Dustin Hoffman

Mr. Bergstrom is, briefly, a substitute teacher. He taught Lisa's class for a time.

History

Mr. Bergstrom took over for Ms. Hoover after she believed she had Lyme Disease and Lisa immediately took to him because he was the kind of male role model she needed in her life. However, after Ms. Hoover returned, he had to leave Springfield. A distraught Lisa ran to stop him, and Mr. Bergstrom gave her a note saying "You are Lisa Simpson".

When Lisa was sad because Maggie was smarter that her, Marge gave Lisa a paper that said "You are Lisa Simpson" and then Lisa says "I already have one of those", referring to Mr. Bergstrom's note.

He later returned to Springfield to visit Lisa and prepared a meal for her. Lisa, however, was unaware of his visit and didn't come to dinner as she was talking on the phone with her new friend Isabel Gutierrez.

Lisa continued to look to Mr. Bergstrom as a role model. In her list of The 20 Types of People You Meet in Elementary School, she identified him as representing "The Knight in Shining Courdory".

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Mr. Bergstrom attended Bart's eleventh birthday party.

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Behind the Laughter

• He, like his voice actor, Dustin Hoffman, is Jewish. He is an artistic, liberal teacher who tries to inspire his students, even though that means some will make fun of him, by drawing a picture of him with his guitar and naming him "The Singing Dork". Instead of being offended by this, however, he laughs and asks Lisa if he may keep it. Lisa says she did not draw it, although his praise of the art makes her wish she did. Mr. Bergstrom also encourages the students to patronize the Springfield Museum of Natural History, as it will soon be going bankrupt. This inspires Lisa to visit, and Homer grudgingly agrees to chaperone her. Mr. Bergstrom encourages Homer to think more highly of himself, as he is the only man in the world who is Lisa's father.
  • Hoffman at the time agreed to appear in the episode but for some reason did not want to associate himself with an animated show. In the show's closing credits, he is credited as "Sam Etic", a play on the word "Semitic", which alludes to the fact that both Hoffman and Mr. Bergstrom are Jewish.

Appearances

Episode – "Lisa's Substitute" Episode – "Smart and Smarter" (picture) Episode – "The Kid Is All Right" Episode – "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" (picture) Episode – "The Way of the Dog" (Christmas Card) Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (opening sequence) Episode – "Bart's Birthday" Comic story – Lisa's Top Forty (mentioned) Comic story – Name That 'Toon Comic story – It's in the Cards Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out Book – Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 Book – Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic

References

Teachers

Elementary School Ballet teacher • Ms. Barr • Mr. Becker • Mike Benzie • Mr. Bergstrom • Carol Berrera • Dr. Bettleheim • Black teacher • Mr. Doyle • Ms. Dubinsky • Principal Duggins • Fern • Ms. Finch • Principal Finch • Mr. Glasscock • Doris Kearns Goodwin • Principal Hartley • Mrs. Harvell • Hippie teacher • Elizabeth Hoover • Mr. Johnson • Calliope Juniper • Gabe Kaplan • Ms. Kelp • Kindergarten teacher • Kindergarten teacher • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Ms. Marshall • Audrey McConnell • Ms. Melon • Ms. Myles • Rayshelle Peyton • Brunella Pommelhorst • Radioactive Man's third grade teacher • Sandra • Science teacher • Seymour Skinner • Mr. Somerset • Howard Stamper • Dick Testiclees • Ms. Timberwood • Evelyn Trunch • Principal Valiant • Waverly Hills Elementary School teacher High School Simon Beck • Mrs. Bloomenstein • Mrs. Butterworthy • Harlan Dondelinger • Coach Flanagan • Mr. Orlando • Mr. Schindler • Mr. Seckofsky College/University Steffan August • Inga Carlsdottir • Jonathan Frink • Professor Hessler • Professor Huntington • Professor Lombardo • Professor Moose • Nuclear physics professor Specialty Eugene Blatz • Stu Grimson • Dan Harmon • Quinn Hopper • Hypnotist • Julia • Victor Kleskow • Leavelle • Stark Richdale • Sweet Sal • Santa School head • Dave Schultz • Springfield Flight School employee • Steven • Mr. Suji • Tiago • Vicki Valentine • Tiger Williams • Zoey B and Zoey T Other Ms. Albright • Chess professor • Ms. Coco • Day care teacher • Julio Estudiante • Zane Furlong • Ken Jennings • Justin • Robert McKee • Maria Montessori • Suze Orman • Headmaster Skinnedwiener • Sister Thomasina • Neil deGrasse Tyson • Philippa Wickerbottom • Ms. York Former Jasper Beardley • Ms. Cantwell • Carl Carlson • Franklin Chase • Ned Flanders • Jim Hope • Bob Johnson • Edna Krabappel • Lenny Leonard • Jack Lassen • Meredith Milgram • Tito Puente • Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Seymour Skinner • Moe Szyslak • Melanie Upfoot • Zachary Vaughn • Mrs. Wellsley Fictional Jaime Escalante • Valerie Frizzle • Headmaster Greystash • Miss Grossman • John Keating • John Kimble • Gabe Kotter • Gary Michaels • Severus Snape • Mr. Weatherbee

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Administration State Comptroller Atkins • Gary Chalmers • Leopold • Seymour Skinner Teachers Ballet teacher • Ms. Barr • Mr. Becker • Mike Benzie • Black teacher • Ms. Dubinsky • Ms. Finch • Ned Flanders • Hippie teacher • Elizabeth Hoover • Kindergarten teacher • Coach Krupt • Monsieur Kupferberg • Dewey Largo • Audrey McConnell • Ms. Myles • Rayshelle Peyton • Brunella Pommelhorst • Science teacher • Howard Stamper • Dick Testiclees • Ms. Timberwood • Evelyn Trunch Staff Lunchlady Dora • Otto Mann • Martha • Myra • Miss Phipps • J. Loren Pryor • Groundskeeper Willie Second Grade Beezee • Chuck Berger • Girl with a ponytail • Isabel Gutierrez • Janey • Jordan King • Krusty the Clown fan • Valley Mercer • Nell Nicholson • Janey Powell • Ralph • Rex • Becky Shorter • Lisa Simpson • Stan • Allison Taylor • Wanda • Alex Whitney • Ralph Wiggum • Hubert Wong Third Grade Ashley • Ashley • Dakota • Lilly Ellison • Aiden Freemont • Kyle • Morgan • Tyler • Tyler • Üter Zörker Fourth Grade Amy • Bashir bin Laden • Blond-haired boy with glasses • Bodhi • Wendell Borton • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Lewis Clark • Coward • Janet Diddlehopper • Donny • Ezekiel • Freddy • Girl with glasses • Ishmael • Sophie Jensen • Kevin • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Nikki McKenna • Nelson Muntz • Photo girl • Martin Prince • Richard • Nina Skalka • Bart Simpson • Smug girl • Milhouse Van Houten • Warren • Jaffee Ziswhisky Fifth Grade Billy • Donna • Erik • Kyle LoBianco • Taffy • Tammy • "Where the Red Fern Grows" 5th grader • Zach Sixth Grade Carmen • Erica • Piper Foreign exchange students Fizix • Adil Hoxha • Üter Zörker Other students Langdon Alger • Arthur • Beezee • Benzine girl • Blake • Blubber • Lucas Bortner • Boy with bangs • Calves • Celeste • Database • Jack Deforest • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • Howie • Jermaine Jones • Jimbo Jones • Louie Junior • Kindergarten student • Molly • Myles • New student • Pahasatira Nahasapeemapetilon • Noah • Report Card • Francine Rhenquist • Riley • Sailor boy • Dolph Shapiro • Mary Spuckler • Little Moe Szyslak • Cosine Tangent • Toby • Worm-eating boy • Kearney Zzyzwicz Pets Lumpy • Sir Stinky Previous students Brendan Beiderbecke • Black weasel • Jake Boyman* • Dahlia Brinkley • Diggs • Arthur Fonzarelli • Andy Hamilton • Adil Hoxha • Melody Juniper • Krusty the Clown • Otto Mann • Mopey Mary • Paolo Paoletti • Playground ghost • Marge Simpson • Samantha Stanky • Yellow weasel Previous staff Jasper Beardley • Mr. Bergstrom • Carol Berrera • Ms. Cantwell • Doug • Mr. Glasscock • Principal Hartley • Mrs. Harvell • Jim Hope • Quinn Hopper • Bob Johnson • Calliope Juniper • Gabe Kaplan • Ms. Kelp • Kindergarten teacher • Edna Krabappel • Jack Lassen • Meredith Milgram • Tito Puente • Groundskeeper Seamus • Marge Simpson • Seymour Skinner • Mr. Somerset • Springfield Elementary School therapist • Dark Stanley • Sticky-Fingers Stella • Moe Szyslak • Melanie Upfoot • Zachary Vaughn • Mrs. Wellsley Previous pets Nibbles • Stinky and Wrinkles • Superdude

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Factfiles from Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20

The Family Simpson Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Bart Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson Season 1 Santa's Little Helper • Martin Prince • Mr. Burns • Dr. Marvin Monroe • Herman • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Bob • Jimbo Jones • Jacques • Princess Kashmir • Ugolin and Cesar • Krusty the Clown • Ms. Botz Season 2 Edna Krabappel • Karl • Blinky • The Capital City Goofball • Todd Flanders • Kent Brockman • Captain Lance Murdock • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Lionel Hutz • Akira • Artie Ziff • Reverend Lovejoy • Seymour Skinner • Herb Powell • Emily Winthrop • Bea Simmons • Professor Lombardo • Mr. Bergstrom • General Sherman • Comic Book Guy • Dr. Hibbert Season 3 Michael Jackson/Leon Kompowsky • Congressman Bob Arnold • Ned Flanders • Fat Tony • Scott Christian • Rabbi Krustofski • Millicent • Nelson • Moe Szyslak • Fritz • Justice Of The Peace • Groundskeeper Willie • Smooth Jimmy Apollo • Mr. Teeny • Woodrow • Aristotle Amadopolis • Lou And Eddie • The Veterinarian • Lurleen Lumpkin • Selma • Otto • Milhouse Van Houten • Professor Frink Season 4 Dolph and Kearney • Llewellyn Sinclair • God • Amber Dempsey • Itchy & Scratchy • Surly Joe • Laura Powers • Barney • Baby Bart, 1983 • Barflies • Lyle Lanley • Patty • Pepi • Ralph Wiggum • Chief Wiggum • Carl • Pimple-Faced Kid • Grampa • Richard Nixon • Tattoo Annie • Gabbo Season 5 Nigel • Sideshow Bob • Doug, Benjamin and Gary • Future Burns • Ruth Powers • Brad Goodman • Sea Captain • Mindy Simmons • Ernst And Gunter • Molloy • Bumblebee Man • Apu • Stacy Lovell • Inanimate Carbon Rod • Rod Flanders • Stampy • Simpson Actors • Superintendent Chalmers • Freddy Quimby • Mrs. Jacqueline Bouvier • Adult Education Annex Administrator Season 6 Maude Flanders • Allison Taylor • Itchy And Scratchy • Roger Meyers, Sr. • Birch Barlow • Jessica Lovejoy • Uter • Ashley Grant • Mayor Quimby • Dr. Zweig • Number One • Knight Boat • Database • Don Vittorio • Evan Conover • Ballet Teacher • Crazy Old Man • Hugh Parkfield • Pet Store Man • Leopold • Lunchlady Doris • Jericho • Shelby • Main Suspects (Groundskeeper Willie • Moe • Grampa • Barney • Lisa • Principal Skinner • Tito Puente • Homer • Bart) Season 7 Doctor Colossus • Rainier Wolfcastle • Mrs. Skinner • Nana Van Houten • Jimmy • Dr. Nick Riviera • Mother Simpson • Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap • Matt Groening • Detective Don Brodka • Luigi • Disco Stu • Evelyn Peters • Handsome Pete • Hollis Hurlbut • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Chester J. Lampwick • Troy McClure • Cletus • Very Tall Man • The Flying Hellfish • The Bear • Freak Show Manager • Erin Season 8 Hank Scorpio • Lucius Sweet • Larry Burns • Belle • Kirk Van Houten • Jimmy the Scumbag • Dr. Foster • Coyote • Scully and Mulder • Frank Ormand, The Pretzel Man • Ranger • Shary Bobbins • Poochie • John • Cecil • Sandwich Delivery Guy • Rex Banner • Mathemagician • Laddie • Hippie • Mr. Sparkle • Frank Grimes • "Lisa" • Commandant Season 9 Duffman • Sergeant Seymour Skinner • Young Milhouse • Gun Salesman • Sherri & Terri • Apu's Mother • The Angel Skeleton • Gil • Patches & Poor Violet • Snake • Cooder and Spud • Glen and Jane • Wendell • Ad Execs • Renee • The Simpson Men • Robbie the Automaton • Captain Tenille • Charlie • Mojo the Helper Monkey • Ray Patterson • Brad And Neil • Larry The Bus Driver • Farmer Season 10 Alex Whitney • Bill & Marty • Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. • Judge Snyder • Seth and Munchie • Mr. Pinchy • The Lost Souls (Sad-looking Frenchman • Man in dinner jacket • Woman in wedding dress • Caribbean outcast • British Raj man) • Leavelle • Amber and Ginger • The Creepy Bloodening Kids • Wally Kogen • Homer Simpson, Police Cop • Manjula • Sergeant Crew • The OmniTouch Representative • Señor Ding-Dong • Pig of Eden • Astrid Weller • Hans Moleman • Arthur Fortune • Lindsey Naegle • Chuck Garabedian Season 11 Edward Christian • The Pharm Team Lab Researchers • Lifeways Editor • The Southern Colonel • Lenny • Larry Kidkill • Meathook and Ramrod • Funzo • Mr. Sakamoto • Brother Faith • Cornelius Chapman • Mr. Largo • Rachel Jordan • Lisa, Jr., Ak and Qtoktok • Titania • Casino Manager • Brandine • The Southern Sheriff • Little Vicki Valentine • Becky Season 12 Phony McRing-Ring • Sophie • Jesse Grass • Mr. Costington • Number 6 • Devon Bradley • Ringmaster • Intelligent Homer • Jack Crowley • Radioactive Man • The Funeral Home Salesman • The Network Executives • Lieutenant L. T. Smash • Howard K. Duff VIII • Francine • Kitenge • Thelonious • The Rich Texan • Coach Lugash • Singing Railroad Hobo Season 13 Judge Constance Harm • Professor Huntington • Gloria • Mesmerino, the Hip Hypnotist • Nibbles the Hamster • Gabriel, the Social Worker • Garth Motherloving • The "Afternoon Yak" Hostesses • Principal Harlan Dondelinger • Greta Wolfcastle • Buck McCoy • Zelda • Ronaldo the Orphan • The Crows • Kang and Kodos • Geoff Jenkins, Animator • Annette, the Squishie Lady • Brunella Pommelhorst, Gym Teacher • Frank Nelson-Type • Johnny Tightlips Season 14 Rock Stars • Audrey McConnell, Third Grade Teacher • Dr. Velimirovic, Plastic Surgeon • Mitch Hartwell, the Reality Channel Producer • Junior (AKA Frank Grimes, Jr.) • Teacher of the Year Award Nominating Committee • Dexter Colt, Private Eye • The Mugger • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr. • Baby Stink-Breath • Booberella • Sara Sloane, Hollywood Movie Star • Cookie Kwan, Red Coat Realtor • Stark Richdale • Declan Desmond • Julio and Grady • Luke Stetson, Junior Wrangler • Suds McDuff, Spokesdog/Mascot for Duff Beer • Marriage Counselor • Jim Proudfoot • Don Castellaneta Season 15 Cora • Repo Depot Men • Edwina • Grant Connor • Curator • Personalized Talking Astrolabe • Roofi • "Robot Rumble" Announcers • Esme Delacroix • Society Matron • Henry • Baby Button-Eyes • Randall Curtis • Gina Vendetti • Matt Groening • Raoul • Pie Man, AKA Simple Simon • Ms. Killebrew • Nash Castor • Elegy for Geezer Rock Season 16 Stuart • Mrs. Muntz • Chloe Talbot • Goose Gladwell • Johnny • Frankie • Deion Overstreet • Alcatraaaz • Howell Huser • The Springfield Glacier • Madam Wu • New England RV-er • Officer Krackney • Jenda • Ray Magini • Tab Spangler • Cameron (Johnny Rainbow) • Andre the Archangel • Vicki and Katja • Father Sean Season 17 Caleb Thorn • Gravedigger Billy • The Pox Princess • A Bicycle Built For Two • Dr. J. Loren Pryor • The Cheery Red Tomatoes • Gino • Mason Fairbanks • The Commandant • Coach Krupt • The Bighorn Sheep • Toot-Toot • Charles Heathbar • Dr. Egoyan • Kavi • Jake Boyman • The Good-Looking Bachelor • Wallace Brady • Tabitha Vixx Season 18 Michael • Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer and Marcus "Marbles" Le Marquez • Coaster Weirdoes • The Colonel • The Editor of American Poetry Perspectives • Opal • Headmaster Greystash • The Grumple • Captain Jack • Darcy • Eleanor Abernathy (At 32) • Stacey Swanson, PH.D. • A.S.S. Delivery Drivers • Paris Texan • The Shadow Knight • Joe LaBoot • Nappien • Strangles the Python • Jack Bauer • Newshound Season 19 Colby Krause • Julia • Louie • Dwight David Diddlehopper • Norbert "Zack" Van Houten • Milo • Dr. Robert Terwilliger, Sr., and Dame Judith Underdunk • The Forget-Me-Shot • Candidate Ralph Wiggum • Professor Steffan August • Donny • Betsy Bidwell • Chazz Busby • Royce Boss Hogg Lumpkin • Mary Wrestelmania Spuckler • Sundance Film Festival Board Member • Secret Missile Silo Soldier • The Inverted Double-Struck Penny Season 20 Patrick Farrelly • Warrior Statue • Simon Woosterfield • Alberto • The Avenging Antiques • Steve Mobbs • Muk Mu • Juliet Hobbes • Vance Connor • Mr. Becker • Nat and Nancy Gladness • Mother Superior • Tom O'Flanagan • The Parson • Maya • Jenny • Soccer Mom/Helicopter Parent • Alaska Nebraska • Inga