| The Texan With No Shame
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Texan With No Shame is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced with the Level 28 content update. It requires The Rich Texan to be unlocked.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
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Yee Haw!
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Always nice to see a fellow libertarian around here.
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As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.
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Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party's secret corporate backers suck.
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That came out wrong. I meant to say, "freedom freedom freedom freedom."
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Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm".
Task: "Make Cletus Go to a Tea Party Rally". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make The Rich Texan Go to a Tea Party Rally". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
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I'm bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It's horrible!
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Yeah... that sounds rough.
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Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.
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I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you...
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Welcome to Springfield, football!
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| Task: "Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
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I want our football stadium to have it all. The biggest scoreboard! The largest cheerleaders! The heaviest footballs!
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And in every corporate suite, the most violent mechanical bull money can buy!
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| Task: "Make The Rich Texan Ride the Mechanical Bull". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| Requires Level 16.
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| After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
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Monty, your estate is sitting right where I want to build my new football stadium. How much you want for it?
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Listen up, New Money -- not everything is for sale. This is the home where my forefathers lived and murdered each other for a bigger share of the family fortune. It has sentimental value.
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Then how about a bet? A friendly wager between bitter enemies.
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A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?
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My cowboy hat. It's the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.
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Agreed. Off to the dog track we go!
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Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers".
Task: "Make the Rich Texan Visit the Track". The job takes place at Springfield Downs and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Visit the Track". The job takes place at Springfield Downs and takes 3 hours.
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I win! Though the outcome was never in doubt. That dog and I went to Wharton together.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| Requires Level 20.
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| After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
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Why is it so hard to build a simple football stadium? Homer, I thought you said this town was ripe for the plundering.
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Well, it's a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.
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But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.
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| Task: "Make The Rich Texan Lobby Agenda with Mayor Quimby". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 days.
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Mayor Quimby, you are easily bought. I admire that in a man.
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You'll have your football stadium, even if I have to accept a thousand bribes to make it so!
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Now all I gotta do is convince an NFL team to move here.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
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I can't convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?
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Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves...
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And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It's not a good policy.
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Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?
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I'm awful sorry you didn't get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.
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You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!
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| Task: "Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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