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Revision as of 14:50, May 30, 2021
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
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Picture
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Gag
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| July 27, 2007
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I will not illegally download this movie
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Season 23
Season 33
| Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Special
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| October 13, 2016
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I will not make celebrities read mean tweets
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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Comics
| #
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Release date
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Picture
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Gag
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Comic story
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| 1
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April 4, 1991
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I will not read this magazine in class
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N/A (front cover)
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| 8
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Winter 1992
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The armpit is not a musical instrument
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Return to Slander
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Books
Products
| #
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Release date
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Picture
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Gag
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Product
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Underwear should be worn on the inside
Mud is not one of the four food groups
I will not eat things for money
Funny noises are not funny
I will not sell school property
I will not charge admission to the bathroom
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Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
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Adverts
| Picture
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Gag
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Advert
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I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.
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Sky 1 400th episode ad
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Calendar
| Picture
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Gag
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Note
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I will not tell a lie
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I will be a better principal and son
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Written by Principal Skinner
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Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons
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Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar
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Trading cards
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Picture
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Gag
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| 1
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Biting is unsanitary and rude
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| 2
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I will not belch the national anthem
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| 3
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I will not encourage others to fly
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| 4
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Giving people wedgies is not clever
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| 5
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I will not do anything bad ever again
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| 6
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I will not drive the principal's car
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| 7
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I will spend my time productively
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| 8
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Tar is not a plaything
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| 9
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I will not lie, cheat, or spit
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| 10
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I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
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| 11
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I will not add to our nation's problems
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| 12
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Krusty the Clown is not God
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| 13
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Hamsters do not eat onion rings
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| 14
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I will not trade pants with others
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| 15
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I will not do that thing with my tongue
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| 16
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I will not undermine traditional American values
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| 17
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Cursing is a crutch
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| 18
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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| 19
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I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
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| 20
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I will not sell school property
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| 21
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I will not get very far with this attitude
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| 22
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I will not overestimate my own popularity
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Video games/Applications
| Picture
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Gag
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Video game/Application
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Note
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness
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Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".
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I will not call my teacher hot cakes
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Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".
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I will not skateboard in the halls
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Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".
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Tar is not a plaything
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Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".
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I will not burp in class.
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The Simpsons Screen Saver
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At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".
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This is not a clue... or is it?
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The Simpsons Road Rage
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Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".
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Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
| Picture
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Gag
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Note
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I will not under-provision servers.
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Written in Comic Sans.
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Table Reading Room
| Picture
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Gag
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Note
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I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads
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It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
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