| Substitute Everything
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Substitute Everything is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Mr. Bergstrom to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark
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Ah, Springfield, and a second chance! It's rare for a substitute to come back.
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Actually, we're good, no one's taken a sick day in years out of fear of getting fired.
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We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.
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Well, if I can't be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...
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| Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs". The job takes place at the Java Server or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Let's see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...
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"Look for job listings online."
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Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there's such a bustling Substitute industry.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark
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Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I'll be your substitute heart surgeon today.
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But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!
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Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It's ABOUT a doctor.
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How's that gonna help me?!
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Maybe the magic of Robin Williams in a clown nose will fix your arteries?
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Eh, I've gotta figure out something else to substitute for.
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| Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark
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Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...
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My whole life, I've only ever substituted for other people.
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When's someone going to substitute for *me*?
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I'll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.
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Really? You'd do that for me?
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It'll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me "Mr."
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I'm finally going to live my own life!
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Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Wow, Mr. Bergstrom lived the first day of his own life HARD.
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What do you mean?
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He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He's in a coma.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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How bad is it, doc?
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Well, he probably would've been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.
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Oh Mr. Bergstrom...
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Who's "Mr. Bergstrom?"
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You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!
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Oh yeah! And you are Lisa Simpson!
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| Task: "Make Mr. Bergstrom Remember Who He Is". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice, Springfield General Hospital, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.
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Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You're my favorite substitute teacher ever!
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Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!
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Oh no!
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Just kidding, Lisa. I remember exactly how crappy being a substitute is.
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And I love it!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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