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{{TBT|13}}
 
{{TBT|13}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
 
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{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom.}}
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{{TB|I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.}}
 
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
 
{{TB|7G01}}
 
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{{TRs|7F03|2}}
 
{{TRs|7F03|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes as [[Edna Krabappel|Ms. Krabappel]] speaks:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
 
{{TBT|15}}
 
{{TBT|15}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}}
 
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{{TBT|19}}
 
{{TBT|19}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I am not [[Nancy Cartwright|a 32 year old woman]].}} <!-- basic math between Nancy Cartwright's birthday and the airdate of the episode this chalkboard gag comes from is roughly in this range as seen in https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=10&d1=25&y1=1957&m2=11&d2=15&y2=1990&h1=12&i1=00&s1=00&h2=12&i2=00&s2=00 (aside from production order/broadcast order wonkiness beyond the scope of this article) -->
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{{TB|I am not [[Nancy Cartwright|a 32 year old woman]].}} <!-- basic math between Nancy Cartwright's birthday and the airdate of the episode this chalkboard gag comes from is roughly in this range as seen in https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=10&d1=25&y1=1957&m2=11&d2=15&y2=1990&h1=12&i1=00&s1=00&h2=12&i2=00&s2=00 (if we put aside production order/broadcast order wonkiness which is beyond the scope of this article) -->
 
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
 
{{TB|7F08}}
 
{{TB|7F08}}
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{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not cut corners.
 
{{TB|I will not cut corners.
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''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
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''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all {{W|Ditto mark|"ditto" quotation marks}}.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
 
{{TB|7F11}}
 
{{TB|7F11}}
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{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not show off.
 
{{TB|I will not show off.
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''(This was written in blackletter.)''}}
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''(This is written in {{W|Blackletter|blackletter}}.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
 
{{TB|7F21}}
 
{{TB|7F21}}
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{{TRs|8F03|2}}
 
{{TRs|8F03|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes as Skinner watches:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
 
{{TBT|40}}
 
{{TBT|40}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will finish what I sta
 
{{TB|I will finish what I sta
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''(written only once, and then trails off)''}}
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''(This is written only once, and then trails off downwards.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|8F05}}
 
{{TB|8F05}}
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{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
 
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
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''(This was a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]].)''}}
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''(This was a response to controversy created in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song]] in the previous episode "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]".)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
 
{{TB|9F01}}
 
{{TB|9F01}}
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{{TBT|103}}
 
{{TBT|103}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
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{{TB|{{W|Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
 
{{TB|1F20}}
 
{{TB|1F20}}
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{{TBT|117}}
 
{{TBT|117}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
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{{TB|{{W|Cursive|Cursive writing}} does not mean what I think it does}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
 
{{TB|2F11}}
 
{{TB|2F11}}
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{{TBT|123}}
 
{{TBT|123}}
 
{{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
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{{TB|The {{W|Good Humor}} man can only be pushed so far}}
 
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
 
{{TB|2F18}}
 
{{TB|2F18}}
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{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will only do this once a year
 
{{TB|I will only do this once a year
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''("This" refers to a clip show.)''}}
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''("This" refers to the episode being a clip show.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
 
{{TB|3F31}}
 
{{TB|3F31}}
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{{TBT|184}}
 
{{TBT|184}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
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{{TB|I did not invent {{W|Irish dance|Irish dancing}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|5F03}}
 
{{TB|5F03}}
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{{TBT|187}}
 
{{TBT|187}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
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{{TB|There was no {{W|List of Roman deities#Alphabetical list|Roman god}} named "Fartacus"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
 
{{TB|5F06}}
 
{{TB|5F06}}
 
{{TBT|188}}
 
{{TBT|188}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
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{{TB|[[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer|Rudolph]]'s red nose is not alcohol-related}}
 
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 
{{TB|5F07}}
 
{{TB|5F07}}
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{{TBT|194}}
 
{{TBT|194}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
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{{TB|{{W|Silly String|Silly string}} is not a nasal spray}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
 
{{TB|5F12}}
 
{{TB|5F12}}
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{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[Opening sequence|opening credits]]
 
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[Opening sequence|opening credits]]
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''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode.)''}}
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''(This is actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
 
{{TB|5F09}}
 
{{TB|5F09}}
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX
 
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX
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''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
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''(This is written once in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
 
{{TB|AABF01}}
 
{{TB|AABF01}}
 
{{TBT|208}}
 
{{TBT|208}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address
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{{TB|"butt.com" is not my e-mail address
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''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''}}
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''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings, since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. However, "butt.com" still appears in syndication.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|5F19}}
 
{{TB|5F19}}
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{{TBT|212}}
 
{{TBT|212}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
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{{TB|"[[Bill Clinton|The President]] did it" is not an excuse}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
 
{{TB|AABF05}}
 
{{TB|AABF05}}
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{{TRs|AABF14|2}}
 
{{TRs|AABF14|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface (in hieroglyphics)
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{{TB|'''[[Simpsons Bible Stories#Lisa.27s Dream|During Lisa's dream in the episode]], in hieroglyphics:'''<br>I will not deface
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''(The hieroglyphics are "eye", "well", "knot", "D+", and "face")''}}
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''(The hieroglyphics are "eye", "well", "knot", "D+", and "face", and the "D+" and "face" hieroglyph is read together.)''}}
 
{{TBT|222}}
 
{{TBT|222}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|236}}
 
{{TBT|236}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
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{{TB|I will not {{W|The Holy Virgin Mary|create art from dung}}}} <!-- swapped to wikipedia's "The Holy Virgin Mary" article for better specificity. feel free to revert to "Chris Ofili" or even point to "Chris Ofili#The Holy Virgin Mary" instead if needed. -->
 
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
 
{{TB|BABF04}}
 
{{TB|BABF04}}
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{{TBT|250}}
 
{{TBT|250}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
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{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s
 +
''(This episode aired two days before the {{W|2000 United States presidential election}}.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
 
{{TB|BABF20}}
 
{{TB|BABF20}}
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{{TRs|CABF06|2}}
 
{{TRs|CABF06|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}
 
{{TBT|257}}
 
{{TBT|257}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|258}}
 
{{TBT|258}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
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{{TB|I will not "{{W|Who Let the Dogs Out|let the dogs out}}"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
 
{{TB|CABF05}}
 
{{TB|CABF05}}
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{{TBT|262}}
 
{{TBT|262}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
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{{TB|I will not buy {{W|Bill Clinton pardon controversy|a presidential pardon}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
 
{{TB|CABF12}}
 
{{TB|CABF12}}
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{{TBT|269}}
 
{{TBT|269}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
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{{TB|{{W|Floating timeline|I should not be twenty-one by now}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
 
{{TB|CABF17}}
 
{{TB|CABF17}}
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{{TBT|274}}
 
{{TBT|274}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
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{{TB|I am not {{W|Charlie Brown}} on acid}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
 
{{TB|CABF21}}
 
{{TB|CABF21}}
 
{{TBT|275}}
 
{{TBT|275}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
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{{TB|I do not have [[Kellogg's#Products|a cereal named after me]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 
{{TB|DABF02}}
 
{{TB|DABF02}}
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{{TBT|355}}
 
{{TBT|355}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|A Booger is not a bookmark}}
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{{TB|A booger is not a bookmark}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|GABF15}}
 
{{TB|GABF15}}
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{{TBT|381}}
 
{{TBT|381}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}
 
{{TB|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"}}
 
{{TB|HABF20}}
 
{{TB|HABF20}}
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{{TBT|394}}
 
{{TBT|394}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|Global warming did not eat my homework}}
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{{TB|{{W|Climate change|Global warming}} did not eat my homework}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
 
{{TB|JABF06}}
 
{{TB|JABF06}}
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{{TBT|402}}
 
{{TBT|402}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
+
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal#News Corporation and News Corp|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
 
{{TB|JABF18}}
 
{{TB|JABF18}}
 
{{TBT|404}}
 
{{TBT|404}}
 
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank}}
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{{TB|I am not an {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
 
{{TB|JABF19}}
 
{{TB|JABF19}}
 
{{TBT|406}}
 
{{TBT|406}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
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{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod|iPoddy]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
 
{{TB|JABF22}}
 
{{TB|JABF22}}
 
{{TBT|407}}
 
{{TBT|407}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
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{{TB|{{W2|Pilgrims|Plymouth Colony|The Pilgrims}} were not {{W|Alien (law)#United_States|illegal aliens}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
 
{{TB|JABF17}}
 
{{TB|JABF17}}
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{{TBT|410}}
 
{{TBT|410}}
 
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
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{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for [[Krabappel apartment|her condo]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
 
{{TB|KABF03}}
 
{{TB|KABF03}}
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{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.
 
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.
−
''(This is written in a medieval writing style.)''}}
+
''(This sentence is written in a medieval writing style, with {{W|Initial|the initial "T" being the most ornate}}.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
 
{{TB|KABF12}}
 
{{TB|KABF12}}
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{{TBT|423}}
 
{{TBT|423}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|There is no such month as "Rocktober"}}
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{{TB|There's no such month as "Rocktober"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
 
{{TB|KABF14}}
 
{{TB|KABF14}}
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{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner
 
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner
−
''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home
+
''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:''<br>I will not bring the chalkboard home
 +
 
 
''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room.)''}}
 
''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
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{{TBT|431}}
 
{{TBT|431}}
 
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
+
{{TB|"{{W2|March Madness|disambiguation|March Madness}}" is not an excuse for missing school}}
 
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
 
{{TB|LABF02}}
 
{{TB|LABF02}}
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{{TBT|434}}
 
{{TBT|434}}
 
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
+
{{TB|Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
 
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
 
{{TB|LABF11}}
 
{{TB|LABF11}}
 
{{TBT|435}}
 
{{TBT|435}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
+
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to {{W|Troubled Asset Relief Program|TARP funds}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
 
{{TB|LABF05}}
 
{{TB|LABF05}}
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{{TBT|441}}
 
{{TBT|441}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|It's "[[Facebook]]", not "Assbook"}}
+
{{TB|It's "[[Facebook]]," not "Assbook"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
 
{{TB|LABF12}}
 
{{TB|LABF12}}
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{{TBT|451}}
 
{{TBT|451}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
+
{{TB|{{W|2012 phenomenon|The world may end in 2012}}, but this show won't}}
 
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|LABF20}}
 
{{TB|LABF20}}
 
{{TBT|456}}
 
{{TBT|456}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
+
{{TB|[[WWII|World War II]] could not beat up [[WWI|World War I]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
 
{{TB|MABF07}}
 
{{TB|MABF07}}
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{{TRsT|460|2}}
 
{{TRsT|460|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>[[South Park]]—we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}
+
{{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>[[South Park]]—{{W|201 (South_Park)#Threats_and_censorship|we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}}}
 
{{TRs|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|MABF14|2}}
 
{{TRs|MABF14|2}}
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{{TBT|463}}
 
{{TBT|463}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not "nothing" without his utility belt}}
+
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not "nothing without his utility belt"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
 
{{TB|MABF11}}
 
{{TB|MABF11}}
 
{{TBT|464}}
 
{{TBT|464}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}}
+
{{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.
 +
''(This episode first aired on the same date as {{W|Lost season 6|the series finale of Lost}}.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
 
{{TB|MABF15}}
 
{{TB|MABF15}}
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{{TBT|467}}
 
{{TBT|467}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
+
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls
 +
''(This sentence is written all over the walls.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
 
{{TB|MABF18}}
 
{{TB|MABF18}}
 
{{TBT|471}}
 
{{TBT|471}}
 
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
+
{{TB|"{{W|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving}}" is as good as "{{W|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
 
{{TB|NABF02}}
 
{{TB|NABF02}}
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{{TBT|477}}
 
{{TBT|477}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
+
{{TB|I will not make fun of [[Cupid]]'s dink}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
 
{{TB|NABF06}}
 
{{TB|NABF06}}
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{{TBT|480}}
 
{{TBT|480}}
 
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
+
{{TB|"{{W|Daylight saving time in the United States|Daylight Savings}}" is not a failed bank}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
 
{{TB|NABF09}}
 
{{TB|NABF09}}
 
{{TRsT|481|2}}
 
{{TRsT|481|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not ridicule [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s Final Four bracket}}
+
{{TB|I will not ridicule [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s {{W|Final four|Final Four}} bracket}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|NABF10|2}}
 
{{TRs|NABF10|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''In-episode (Homer):'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] writes:'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}}
 
{{TBT|484}}
 
{{TBT|484}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TRsT|485|2}}
 
{{TRsT|485|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
+
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall
 +
''(This was a response to Kristen Schaal's name being misspelled as "Kristen Schall" in the closing credits of the previous episode, "[[Homer Scissorhands]]".)''}}
 
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|NABF14|2}}
 
{{TRs|NABF14|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
+
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TBT|488}}
 
{{TBT|488}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
+
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about {{W|2016 United States presidential election|the 2016 election}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
 
{{TB|NABF17}}
 
{{TB|NABF17}}
 
{{TBT|490}}
 
{{TBT|490}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
+
{{TB|It's November 6th--how come we're not airing [[Treehouse of Horror series|a Halloween show]]?}}
 
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
 
{{TB|NABF21}}
 
{{TB|NABF21}}
 
{{TBT|494}}
 
{{TBT|494}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
+
{{TB|"{{W|Caucus}}" is not a dirty word}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 
{{TB|PABF02}}
 
{{TB|PABF02}}
 
{{TBT|495}}
 
{{TBT|495}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
+
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not {{W|Toboggan|toboggans}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
 
{{TB|NABF18}}
 
{{TB|NABF18}}
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{{TRsT|500|2}}
 
{{TRsT|500|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
 
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|PABF07|2}}
 
{{TRs|PABF07|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart spray paints onto the wall:'''<br>I ♡ the breakdown of society}}
 
{{TRsT|504|2}}
 
{{TRsT|504|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}}
+
{{TB|'''Original/UK airing:'''<br>[[Springfield's state|The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours]]}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|PABF11|2}}
 
{{TRs|PABF11|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
+
{{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:'''<br>[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
 
{{TBT|507}}
 
{{TBT|507}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TBT|509}}
 
{{TBT|509}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day
+
{{TB|I will not {{W|Labor Day#Unofficial end of summer|wear white after Labor Day}}
−
''(Bart is wearing a white shirt.)''}}
+
''(Bart is wearing a white shirt and white pants.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
 
{{TB|PABF21}}
 
{{TB|PABF21}}
 
{{TBT|512}}
 
{{TBT|512}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
+
{{TB|I will not concede the election till {{W|Karl Rove}} gives me permission}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
 
{{TB|PABF16}}
 
{{TB|PABF16}}
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{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
 
{{TB|RABF07}}
 
{{TB|RABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|521}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Hardly Kirk-ing Chalkboard Streaming Only.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>I will not tweet as [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]]'s toilet <!-- TODO: confirm if this chalkboard gag is also available in syndication. -->
 +
''(The [[Opening sequence|opening sequence]] for this episode was not included in the original broadcast in order to make room to broadcast [[The Longest Daycare]].)''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF05}}
 
{{TBT|523}}
 
{{TBT|523}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard.
+
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard
−
''(Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)''}}
+
''(Bart writes this with a black marker on a whiteboard.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
 
{{TB|RABF09}}
 
{{TB|RABF09}}
 
{{TBT|524}}
 
{{TBT|524}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
+
{{TB|[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]]'s last words were not "TGIF"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 
{{TB|RABF10}}
 
{{TB|RABF10}}
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{{TB|This school is not falling apart
 
{{TB|This school is not falling apart
  
−
''(then the blackboard falls apart)''}}
+
''(The blackboard then falls apart as Bart turns to run out of the classroom.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
 
{{TB|RABF12}}
 
{{TB|RABF12}}
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{{TB|RABF20}}
 
{{TB|RABF20}}
 
{{TBT|532}}
 
{{TBT|532}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]][[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Bart and Stephen King.png|300px]][[File:Stephen King.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
−
(Bart then turns and sees a maniacally-grinning [[Stephen King]], who has been writing the same thing all over the classroom walls.) }}
+
''(Bart then turns and sees a maniacally-grinning [[Stephen King (character)|Stephen King]], who has been writing the same sentence all over the classroom walls with a pencil.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 
{{TB|RABF16}}
 
{{TB|RABF16}}
 
{{TBT|533}}
 
{{TBT|533}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
+
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.<br>(This is written once, and Bart is sad.)
−
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)<br>Appears in a flashback in "[[Diary Queen]]"''}}
+
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for [[Edna Krabappel]], passed away nine days before this episode aired.)
 +
 
 +
''(This also appears in a flashback scene in "[[Diary Queen]]".)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
 
{{TB|RABF18}}
 
{{TB|RABF18}}
 
{{TRsT|534|2}}
 
{{TRsT|534|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|My school schedule does not include a bye week}}
+
{{TB|My school schedule does not include a {{W2|Bye|sports|bye week}}}}
 
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|RABF22|2}}
 
{{TRs|RABF22|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart stitches on a quilt:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
 
{{TBT|535}}
 
{{TBT|535}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TBT|537}}
 
{{TBT|537}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
+
{{TB|I will stop asking when [[Santa]] goes to the bathroom}}
 
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
 
{{TB|SABF04}}
 
{{TB|SABF04}}
 
{{TBT|538}}
 
{{TBT|538}}
 
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
+
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "[[Prancer]]" and "[[Vixen]]".}}
 
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|SABF01}}
 
{{TB|SABF01}}
 
{{TRsT|540|2}}
 
{{TRsT|540|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}}
+
{{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>{{W|Judas Priest}} is not "Death Metal"}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|SABF03|2}}
 
{{TRs|SABF03|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
+
{{TB|'''International/online airing:'''<br>If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
 
{{TBT|542}}
 
{{TBT|542}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
+
{{TB|''(A bracket-style tournament of characters with [[Homer]] and [[Jasper Beardly|Jasper]] in the finals.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
 
{{TB|SABF08}}
 
{{TB|SABF08}}
 
{{TBT|544}}
 
{{TBT|544}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson|My dad's]] already drunk for St. Patrick's}}
+
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson|My dad]]'s already drunk for [[Saint Patrick's Day|St. Patrick's]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
 
{{TB|SABF09}}
 
{{TB|SABF09}}
 
{{TRsT|549|2}}
 
{{TRsT|549|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Original/Television broadcast airing: '''April showers do not bring Matt Lauers"}}
+
{{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>April showers do not bring {{W|Matt Lauer|Matt Lauers}}}}
 
{{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|SABF14|2}}
 
{{TRs|SABF14|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''International/online airing:''' You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
+
{{TB|'''International/online airing:'''<br>You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
 
{{TB|SABF20}}
 
{{TB|SABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|556}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXV Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|During the episode]], an unnamed student carves with their finger:'''<br>Eternal damnation is the only just punishment for the unbaptized}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF21}}
 
{{TBT|561}}
 
{{TBT|561}}
 
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TBT|571}}
 
{{TBT|571}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
 
{{TB|TABF12}}
 
{{TB|TABF12}}
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{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fight the future
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fight the future
−
''(Bart writes this on a digital whiteboard.)''}}
+
''(Bart writes this on a digital whiteboard with his finger.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
 
{{TB|TABF16}}
 
{{TB|TABF16}}
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{{TBT|587}}
 
{{TBT|587}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
+
{{TB|{{W|Hershey's Kisses|Hershey Kisses}} do not drop from [[Cupid]]'s butt}}
 
{{TB|"{{LIITA}}"}}
 
{{TB|"{{LIITA}}"}}
 
{{TB|VABF07}}
 
{{TB|VABF07}}
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{{TBT|592}}
 
{{TBT|592}}
 
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
 
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
 
{{TB|VABF11}}
 
{{TB|VABF11}}
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{{TBT|595}}
 
{{TBT|595}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Simprovised promo 7.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Simprovised promo 7.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes in a promotional image:'''<br>I won't show my boobs on live TV}}
+
{{TB|'''In a promotional image, [[Homer]] writes:'''<br>I won't show my boobs on live TV}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
 
{{TB|VABF13}}
 
{{TB|VABF13}}
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{{TBT|597}}
 
{{TBT|597}}
 
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
+
{{TB|This arm needs {{W|Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction|Tommy John surgery}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
 
{{TB|VABF20}}
 
{{TB|VABF20}}
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{{TRs|WABF11|3}}
 
{{TRs|WABF11|3}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):'''<br>Everybody's a winner}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] writes:'''<br>Everybody's a winner}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] writes:'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}}
 
{{TBT|616}}
 
{{TBT|616}}
 
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]] writes:'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
 
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
 
{{TB|WABF13}}
 
{{TB|WABF13}}
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{{TRs|WABF19|2}}
 
{{TRs|WABF19|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag During The Episode.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag During The Episode.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Bart]] writes with multiple pieces of chalk simultaneously:'''<br>I will not}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Bart]] writes using multiple sticks of chalk simultaneously:'''<br>I will not}}
 
{{TBT|624}}
 
{{TBT|624}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TBT|625}}
 
{{TBT|625}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
+
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee
 +
''(Bart writes this as a fish.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
 
{{TB|WABF21}}
 
{{TB|WABF21}}
 
{{TBT|627}}
 
{{TBT|627}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
+
{{TB|Snow angels are not frozen hobos}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
 
{{TB|XABF02}}
 
{{TB|XABF02}}
 
{{TBT|629}}
 
{{TBT|629}}
 
{{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:'''<br>"Strangling is not an effective parenting tool"}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Strangling is not an effective parenting tool}}
 
{{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}}
 
{{TB|XABF04}}
 
{{TB|XABF04}}
 
{{TBT|632}}
 
{{TBT|632}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Bart writes "This is the last episode", then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.}}
+
{{TB|This is the last episode
 +
''(Bart then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|XABF08}}
 
{{TB|XABF08}}
 
{{TBT|633}}
 
{{TBT|633}}
 
{{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date the President}}
+
{{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date [[Donald Trump|the President]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}}
 
{{TB|XABF07}}
 
{{TB|XABF07}}
 
{{TBT|635}}
 
{{TBT|635}}
 
{{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:'''<br>"I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|XABF11}}
 
{{TB|XABF11}}
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{{TBT|645}}
 
{{TBT|645}}
 
{{TB|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode, on the Simpsons' driveway:'''<br>I will not order pregnant rats}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the Simpsons' driveway:'''<br>I will not order pregnant rats}}
 
{{TB|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"}}
 
{{TB|XABF20}}
 
{{TB|XABF20}}
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{{TBT|655}}
 
{{TBT|655}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning}}
+
{{TB|''(Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}}
 
{{TB|YABF08}}
 
{{TB|YABF08}}
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{{TBT|660}}
 
{{TBT|660}}
 
{{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, then hits the blackboard, which turns around revealing [[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]] attached to it with duct tape}}
+
{{TB|''(Bart writes one large "Haw Haw!" on the blackboard, then hits it, which turns around revealing [[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]] attached to it with duct tape.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}}
 
{{TB|YABF14}}
 
{{TB|YABF14}}
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{{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities
−
''([[Marge]] continues writing where Bart left off as Bart runs out of the classroom.)''}}
+
''([[Marge Simpson|Marge]] continues writing where Bart left off as he runs out of the classroom.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}}
 
{{TB|YABF16}}
 
{{TB|YABF16}}
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{{TBT|668}}
 
{{TBT|668}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Daylight savings isn't something I can spend}}
+
{{TB|{{W|Daylight saving time in the United States|Daylight savings}} isn't something I can spend}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
 
{{TB|ZABF02}}
 
{{TB|ZABF02}}
 
{{TBT|671}}
 
{{TBT|671}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Todd]] writes with two hands:'''<br>Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tools}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Todd]] writes with two hands:'''<br>Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tool}}
 
{{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
 
{{TB|ZABF04}}
 
{{TB|ZABF04}}
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{{TBT|678}}
 
{{TBT|678}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes''':<br>Bart is at a Doctor's appointment}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes''':<br>Bart is at a doctor's appointment}}
 
{{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}}
 
{{TB|ZABF11}}
 
{{TB|ZABF11}}
 
{{TBT|680}}
 
{{TBT|680}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard:'''<br>School online}}
+
{{TB|'''Written once on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard with no one present:'''<br>School online
 +
''(This was the first episode to air after several areas of the United States {{W|U.S. state and local government responses to the COVID-19 pandemic|began declaring a state of emergency in response to the COVID-19 pandemic}}.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
 
{{TB|YABF13}}
 
{{TB|YABF13}}
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{{TBT|693}}
 
{{TBT|693}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}}
+
{{TB|I will not put laxatives in [[Santa]]'s cookies}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
 
{{TB|QABF01}}
 
{{TB|QABF01}}
 
{{TBT|696}}
 
{{TBT|696}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Diary Queen promo 9.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Diary Queen promo 9.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, in a photo:'''<br>I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet
 +
''(Bart writes this while Mrs. Krabappel reads a book.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}}
 
{{TB|QABF05}}
 
{{TB|QABF05}}
 
{{TBT|705}}
 
{{TBT|705}}
 
{{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board:'''<br>I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, in a photo on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board:'''<br>I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]
−
''(Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.)''}}
+
''(Milhouse writes this while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}}
 
{{TB|QABF13}}
 
{{TB|QABF13}}
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{{TBT|709}}
 
{{TBT|709}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII#Poetic_Interlude|During the episode]]:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
 
{{TB|QABF16}}
 
{{TB|QABF16}}
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{{TBT|726}}
 
{{TBT|726}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}}
+
{{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate {{W|Second law of thermodynamics|the law of entropy}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}}
 
{{TB|UABF15}}
 
{{TB|UABF15}}
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{{TH|Episode}}
 
{{TH|Episode}}
 
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|741}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Ned Flanders Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Ned Flanders]] writes:'''<br>I will not attempt the salvation of a bureaucrat}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF06}}
 
{{TBT|750}}
 
{{TBT|750}}
 
{{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TRsT|796|2}}
 
{{TRsT|796|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 1.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 1.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode, in the sand:'''<br>I will not forget [[Frink]] stinks}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:'''<br>I will not forget [[Frink]] stinks}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Bart 'N' Frink]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Bart 'N' Frink]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|36ABF16|2}}
 
{{TRs|36ABF16|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''During the episode, in the sand:'''<br>I'm listening}}
+
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:'''<br>I'm listening}}
 
{{TBT|804}}
 
{{TBT|804}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Irrational Treasure chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Irrational Treasure chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not have A.I. these write for me}}
+
{{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>I will not have A.I. these write for me
 +
 
 +
''(The [[Opening sequence|opening sequence]] for this episode was not included in the original broadcast because of timing constraints.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Irrational Treasure]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Irrational Treasure]]"}}
 
{{TB|37ABF08}}
 
{{TB|37ABF08}}
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{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Jimmy Kimmel]] writes as [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] watches:'''<br>I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
 
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
 
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:When Billie Met Lisa chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:When Billie Met Lisa chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
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{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
 
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year
+
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}
−
''(The words "survive the school year" are dripping with blood.)''}}}}
+
 
 +
''(The words "survive the school year" are dripping with blood.)''}}
 
}}
 
}}
  

Latest revision as of 14:20, June 1, 2026

The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.

Season 1[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
2 Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png I will not waste chalk. "Bart the Genius" 7G02
3 Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png I will not skateboard in the halls. "Homer's Odyssey" 7G03
4 There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png I will not burp in class. "There's No Disgrace Like Home" 7G04
6 ChalkboardGagS1E06.png I will not instigate revolution. "Moaning Lisa" 7G06
7 ChalkboardGagS1E07.png I will not draw naked ladies in class. "The Call of the Simpsons" 7G09
8 ChalkboardGagS1E08.png I did not see Elvis. "The Telltale Head" 7G07
10 ChalkboardGagS1E10.png I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes". "Homer's Night Out" 7G10
11 ChalkboardGagS1E11.png Garlic gum is not funny. "The Crepes of Wrath" 7G13
12 Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png They are laughing at me, not with me. "Krusty Gets Busted" 7G12
13 Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom. "Some Enchanted Evening" 7G01

Season 2[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
14 Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png I will not encourage others to fly. "Bart Gets an "F"" 7F03
I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png During the episode, Bart writes as Ms. Krabappel speaks:
I will not fake my way through life
15 ChalkboardGag7F02.png Tar is not a plaything. "Simpson and Delilah" 7F02
17 ChalkboardGag7F01.png I will not Xerox my butt. "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" 7F01
18 ChalkboardGag7F05.png I will not trade pants with others. "Dancin' Homer" 7F05
19 ChalkboardGag7F08.png I am not a 32 year old woman. "Dead Putting Society" 7F08
20 ChalkboardGag7F07.png I will not do that thing with my tongue. "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" 7F07
21 ChalkboardGag7F06.png I will not drive the principal's car. "Bart the Daredevil" 7F06
22 ChalkboardGag7F09.png I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 7F09
23 ChalkboardGag7F10.png I will not sell school property. "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" 7F10
24 ChalkboardGag7F11.png I will not cut corners.

(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)

"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" 7F11
25 ChalkboardGag7F12.png I will not get very far with this attitude. "The Way We Was" 7F12
26 ChalkboardGag7F13.png I will not make flatulent noises in class. "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" 7F13
27 ChalkboardGag7F15.png I will not belch the national anthem. "Principal Charming" 7F15
28 ChalkboardGag7F16.png I will not sell land in Florida. "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" 7F16
29 ChalkboardGag7F14.png I will not sell school property.

(This is a repeat of 7F10's gag.)

"Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" 7F14
30 ChalkboardGag7F17.png I will not grease the monkey bars. "Old Money" 7F17
31 ChalkboardGag7F18.png I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. "Brush with Greatness" 7F18
33 ChalkboardGag7F20.png I will not do anything bad ever again. "The War of the Simpsons" 7F20
34 ChalkboardGag7F21.png I will not show off.

(This is written in blackletter.)

"Three Men and a Comic Book" 7F21
35 ChalkboardGag7F22.png I will not sleep through my education. "Blood Feud" 7F22

Season 3[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
36 ChalkboardGag7F24.png I am not a dentist "Stark Raving Dad" 7F24
37 ChalkboardGag8F01.png Spitwads are not free speech "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" 8F01
38 ChalkboardGag7F23.png Nobody likes sunburn slappers. "When Flanders Failed" 7F23
39 ChalkboardGag8F03.png High explosives and school don't mix "Bart the Murderer" 8F03
Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png During the episode, Bart writes as Skinner watches:
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
40 ChalkboardGag8F04.png I will not squeak chalk

(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)

"Homer Defined" 8F04
41 ChalkboardGag8F05.png I will finish what I sta

(This is written only once, and then trails off downwards.)

"Like Father, Like Clown" 8F05
43 ChalkboardGag8F02.png "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender "Lisa's Pony" 8F06
44 ChalkboardGag8F06.png I will not fake rabies "Saturdays of Thunder" 8F07
45 ChalkboardGag8F07.png Underwear should be worn on the inside "Flaming Moe's" 8F08
46 ChalkboardGag8F08.png The Christmas Pageant does not stink "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" 8F09
47 ChalkboardGag8F09.png I will not torment the emotionally frail "I Married Marge" 8F10
48 ChalkboardGag8F11.png I will not carve gods "Radio Bart" 8F11
50 ChalkboardGag8F14.png I will not spank others "Homer Alone" 8F14
52 ChalkboardGag8F13.png I will not aim for the head "Homer at the Bat" 8F13
53 ChalkboardGag8F15.png I will not barf unless I'm sick "Separate Vocations" 8F15
Separate Vocations episode gag.png During the episode:
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
54 ChalkboardGag8F17.png I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge "Dog of Death" 8F17
55 ChalkboardGag8F19.png I will not conduct my own fire drills "Colonel Homer" 8F19
56 ChalkboardGag8F20.png Funny noises are not funny "Black Widower" 8F20
57 ChalkboardGag8F21.png I will not spin the turtle "The Otto Show" 8F21
58 ChalkboardGag8F122.png I will not snap bras "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" 8F22
59 ChalkboardGag8F23.png I will not fake seizures "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" 8F23

Season 4[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
60 ChalkboardGag8F24.png This punishment is not boring and pointless "Kamp Krusty" 8F24
61 ChalkboardGag8F18.png My name is not "Dr. Death" "A Streetcar Named Marge" 8F18
62 ChalkboardGag9F01.png I will not defame New Orleans

(This was a response to controversy created in New Orleans from a song in the previous episode "A Streetcar Named Marge".)

"Homer the Heretic" 9F01
63 ChalkboardGag9F02.png I will not prescribe medication "Lisa the Beauty Queen" 9F02
65 ChalkboardGag9F03.png I will not bury the new kid "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" 9F03
MargeBlackboard.png During the episode, Marge writes:
I will try to raise a better child
66 ChalkboardGag9F05.png I will not teach others to fly "Marge Gets a Job" 9F05
67 ChalkboardGag9F06.png I will not bring sheep to class "New Kid on the Block" 9F06
68 ChalkboardGag9F07.png A burp is not an answer "Mr. Plow" 9F07
69 ChalkboardGag9F08.png Teacher is not a leper "Lisa's First Word" 9F08
70 ChalkboardGag9F09.png Coffee is not for kids

(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)

"Homer's Triple Bypass" 9F09
71 ChalkboardGag9F10.png I will not eat things for money "Marge vs. the Monorail" 9F10
72 ChalkboardGag9F11.png I will not yell "She's dead" during roll call. "Selma's Choice" 9F11
73 ChalkboardGag9F12.png The principal's toupée is not a frisbee. "Brother from the Same Planet" 9F12
74 ChalkboardGag9F13.png I will not call the principal "spud head." "I Love Lisa" 9F13
75 ChalkboardGag9F14.png Goldfish don't bounce "Duffless" 9F14
76 ChalkboardGag9F15.png Mud is not one of the 4 food groups "Last Exit to Springfield" 9F15
77 ChalkboardGag9F17.png No one is interested in my underpants "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" 9F17
78 ChalkboardGag9F16.png I will not sell miracle cures "The Front" 9F16
79 ChalkboardGag9F18.png I will return the seeing-eye dog "Whacking Day" 9F18
80 ChalkboardGag9F20.png I do not have diplomatic immunity "Marge in Chains" 9F20
81 ChalkboardGag9F19.png I will not charge admission to the bathroom "Krusty Gets Kancelled" 9F19

Season 5[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
82 Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png I will never win an Emmy "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" 9F21
83 Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy "Cape Feare" 9F22
90 The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.

(The first four lines are arranged in paragraph format. The following three lines are arranged in the shape of a funnel. The final fully completed line and the line Bart is in the middle of writing is arranged in paragraph format again.)

"The Last Temptation of Homer" 1F07
91 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" 1F08
92 Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers "Homer the Vigilante" 1F09
93 Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man "Bart Gets Famous" 1F11
94 Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png I will not go near the kindergarten turtle "Homer and Apu" 1F10
97 Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png I am not delightfully saucy "Homer Loves Flanders" 1F14
98 Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png Organ transplants are best left to the professionals "Bart Gets an Elephant" 1F15
99 Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" "Burns' Heir" 1F16
100 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png I will not celebrate meaningless milestones

(This was the 100th episode aired.)

"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" 1F18
101 The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png There are plenty of businesses like show business "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" 1F19
102 Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball "Lady Bouvier's Lover" 1F21
103 Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png Five days is not too long to wait for a gun "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" 1F20

Season 6[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
104 Chalkboard104.png Beans are neither a fruit nor musical "Bart of Darkness" 1F22
105 Chalkboard105.png No one is interested in my underpants

(This is a repeat of 9F17's gag, although all the words are arranged in a single line.)

"Lisa's Rival" 1F17
106 Chalkboard106.png I will not use abbrev. "Another Simpsons Clip Show" 2F33
107 Chalkboard107.png I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. "Itchy & Scratchy Land" 2F01
110 Chalkboard110.png I will not send lard through the mail "Bart's Girlfriend" 2F04
111 Chalkboard111.png I will not dissect things unless instructed "Lisa on Ice" 2F05
112 Chalkboard112.png I will not whittle hall passes out of soap "Homer Badman" 2F06
113 Chalkboard113.png My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man

(This is a repeat of 1F11's gag.)

"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" 2F07
114 Chalkboard114.png Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough "Fear of Flying" 2F08
115 Chalkboard115.png Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal "Homer the Great" 2F09
116 Chalkboard116.png "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice "And Maggie Makes Three" 2F10
117 Chalkboard117.png Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does "Bart's Comet" 2F11
118 Chalkboard118.png Next time it could be me on the scaffolding "Homie the Clown" 2F12
119 Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png I will not hang donuts on my person "Bart vs. Australia" 2F13
120 Chalkboard120.png I will remember to take my medication "Homer vs. Patty and Selma" 2F14
122 Chalkboard122.png I will not strut around like I own the place "Lisa's Wedding" 2F15
123 2F18 chalkboard gag.png The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" 2F18
124 Chalkboard124.png I do not have power of attorney over first graders "The PTA Disbands" 2F19
125 Chalkboard125.png Nerve gas is not a toy "'Round Springfield" 2F32
126 Chalkboard126.png I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface "The Springfield Connection" 2F21
127 Chalkboard127.png The First Amendment does not cover burping "Lemon of Troy" 2F22
128 Chalkboard128.png This is not a clue... or is it? "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" 2F16

Season 7[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
129 Chalkboard129.png I will not complain about the solution when I hear it "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" 2F20
130 Chalkboard130.png "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism "Radioactive Man" 2F17
131 Chalkboard131.png No one wants to hear from my armpits "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" 3F01
132 Chalkboard132.png I am not a lean mean spitting machine "Bart Sells His Soul" 3F02
133 Chalkboard133.png The boys' room is not a water park "Lisa the Vegetarian" 3F03
135 Chalkboard135.png Indian burns are not our cultural heritage "King-Size Homer" 3F05
137 Chalkboard137.png Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" 3F08
138 Chalkboard138.png I will only do this once a year

("This" refers to the episode being a clip show.)

"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" 3F31
139 Chalkboard139.png I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist "Marge Be Not Proud" 3F07
140 Chalkboard140.png I am not certified to remove asbestos "Team Homer" 3F10

Season 8[edit]

# Thumbnail Gag Episode Code
155 You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten "You Only Move Twice" 3F23
156 Chalkboard156.png I am not my long-lost twin "The Homer They Fall" 4F03
160 Chalkboard160.png During the episode, Lisa writes:
I will not be a snickerpuss. 		"Lisa's Date with Density" 4F01
163 Chalkboard163.png The truth is not out there "The Springfield Files" 3G01
164 Chalkboard164.png I am not licensed to do anything "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" 4F08
166 Chalkboard166.png I will not hide the teacher's Prozac "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" 3G03
173 Chalkboard173.png A fire drill does not demand a fire "The Canine Mutiny" 4F16

Season 9[edit]

# Thumbnail Gag Episode Code
181 Chalkboard181.png I no longer want my MTV "Lisa's Sax" 3G02
183 Chalkboard183.png Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story "The Cartridge Family" 5F01
184 Chalkboard184.png I did not invent Irish dancing "Bart Star" 5F03
186 Chalkboard186.png I will not tease Fatty "Lisa the Skeptic" 5F05
187 Chalkboard187.png There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" "Realty Bites" 5F06
188 Chalkboard188.png Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 5F07
191 Chalkboard191.png Shooting paintballs is not an art form "The Joy of Sect" 5F23
193 Chalkboard193.png Pain is not the cleanser "The Last Temptation of Krust" 5F10
194 Chalkboard194.png Silly string is not a nasal spray "Dumbbell Indemnity" 5F12
196 Chalkboard196.png I was not told to do this "This Little Wiggy" 5F13
197 Chalkboard197.png My butt does not deserve a website "Simpson Tide" 3G04
198 Chalkboard198.png I will not demand what I'm worth "The Trouble with Trillions" 5F14
200 Chalkboard200.png I will not mess with the opening credits

(This is actually the couch gag for this episode.)

"Trash of the Titans" 5F09
202 Chalkboard202.png I am not the new Dalai Lama "Lost Our Lisa" 5F17
203 Chalkboard203.png I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" "Natural Born Kissers" 5F18

Season 10[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
205 Chalkboard205.png I will not file frivolous lawsuits "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" 5F21
207 Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png The Simpsons Halloween Special IX

(This is written once in blood with a paintbrush.)

"Treehouse of Horror IX" AABF01
208 Chalkboard208.png "butt.com" is not my e-mail address

(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings, since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. However, "butt.com" still appears in syndication.)

"When You Dish Upon a Star" 5F19
209 Chalkboard209.png No one cares what my definition of "is" is. "D'oh-in' in the Wind" AABF02
210 Chalkboard210.png I will not scream for ice cream "Lisa Gets an "A"" AABF03
211 Chalkboard211.png I am not a licensed hairstylist "Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"" AABF04
212 Chalkboard212.png "The President did it" is not an excuse "Mayored to the Mob" AABF05
213 Chalkboard213.png My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld "Viva Ned Flanders" AABF06
214 Chalkboard214.png Sherri does not "got back" "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" AABF07
215 Chalkboard215.png I will not do "the dirty bird" "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" AABF08
216 Chalkboard216.png No one cares about my sciatica "Homer to the Max" AABF09
217 Chalkboard217.png Hillbillies are people too "I'm with Cupid" AABF11
218 Chalkboard218.png Grammar is not a time of waste "Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"" AABF10
219 Chalkboard219.png I do not have diplomatic immunity

(This is a repeat of 9F20's gag, although the words are arranged across two lines.)

"Make Room for Lisa" AABF12
220 Chalkboard220.png It does not suck to be you "Maximum Homerdrive" AABF13
221 Chalkboard221.png I cannot absolve sins "Simpsons Bible Stories" AABF14
Chalkboard221 1.png During Lisa's dream in the episode, in hieroglyphics:
I will not deface

(The hieroglyphics are "eye", "well", "knot", "D+", and "face", and the "D+" and "face" hieroglyph is read together.)

222 Chalkboard222.png A trained ape could not teach gym "Mom and Pop Art" AABF15
223 Chalkboard223.png Loose teeth don't need my help "The Old Man and the "C" Student" AABF16
224 Chalkboard224.png I have neither been there nor done that "Monty Can't Buy Me Love" AABF17
225 Chalkboard225.png No one wants to hear from my armpits

(This is a repeat of 3F01's gag.)

"They Saved Lisa's Brain" AABF18
226 Chalkboard226.png I'm so very tired "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" AABF20

Season 11[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
227 Chalkboard227.png Fridays are not "pants optional" "Beyond Blunderdome" AABF23
228 Chalkboard228.png Pork is not a verb "Brother's Little Helper" AABF22
229 Chalkboard229.png I am not the last Don "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" AABF21
231 Chalkboard231.png I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" AABF19
232 Chalkboard232.png I won't not use no double negatives "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" BABF02
233 Chalkboard233.png Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

(This is a repeat of 3F05's gag.)

"Eight Misbehavin'" BABF03
234 Chalkboard234.png I can't see dead people "Take My Wife, Sleaze" BABF05
235 Chalkboard235.png I will not sell my kidney on eBay "Grift of the Magi" BABF07
Chalkboard235 1.png During the episode, Lisa writes:
I will not do math in class
236 Chalkboard236.png I will not create art from dung "Little Big Mom" BABF04
237 Chalkboard237.png I will stop phoning it in "Faith Off" BABF06
238 Chalkboard238.png Class clown is not a paid position "The Mansion Family" BABF08
239 Chalkboard239.png Substitute teachers are not scabs "Saddlesore Galactica" BABF09
240 Chalkboard240.png My suspension was not "mutual" "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" BABF10
241 Chalkboard241.png A belch is not an oral report "Missionary: Impossible" BABF11
242 Chalkboard242.png Dodgeball stops at the gym door "Pygmoelian" BABF12
243 Chalkboard243.png "Non-flammable" is not a challenge "Bart to the Future" BABF13
244 Chalkboard244.png I was not touched "there" by an angel "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" BABF14
245 Chalkboard245.png I am not here on a fartball scholarship "Kill the Alligator and Run" BABF16
246 Chalkboard246.png I will not dance on anyone's grave "Last Tap Dance in Springfield" BABF15
247 Chalkboard247.png I cannot hire a substitute student "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" BABF18
248 Chalkboard248.png I will not obey the voices in my head "Behind the Laughter" BABF19

Season 12[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
250 Chalkboard250.png I will not plant subliminal messagores

(This episode aired two days before the 2000 United States presidential election.)

"A Tale of Two Springfields" BABF20
251 Chalkboard251.png I will not surprise the incontinent "Insane Clown Poppy" BABF17
252 Chalkboard252.png I am not the acting president "Lisa the Tree Hugger" CABF01
253 Chalkboard253.png I was not the sixth Beatle "Homer vs. Dignity" CABF04
254 Chalkboard254.png I will only provide a urine sample when asked "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" CABF02
255 Chalkboard255.png The nurse is not dealing "The Great Money Caper" CABF03
256 Chalkboard256.png Science class should not end in tragedy "Skinner's Sense of Snow" CABF06
Chalkboard256 1.png During the episode, Skinner writes:
I ain't not a dorkus
257 Chalkboard257.png Network TV is not dead "HOMЯ" BABF22
258 Chalkboard258.png I will not "let the dogs out" "Pokey Mom" CABF05
259 Chalkboard259.png I will not hide the teacher's medication "Worst Episode Ever" CABF08
260 Chalkboard260.png I will not publish the principal's credit report "Tennis the Menace" CABF07
261 Chalkboard261.png The hamster did not have a "full life" "Day of the Jackanapes" CABF10
262 Chalkboard262.png I will not buy a presidential pardon "New Kids on the Blecch" CABF12
263 Chalkboard263.png "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap "Hungry, Hungry Homer" CABF09
264 Chalkboard264.png I will not scare the vice president "Bye, Bye, Nerdie" CABF11
265 Chalkboard265.png I will not flush evidence "Simpson Safari" CABF13
266 CABF14 chalkboard gag.png Fire is not the cleanser "Trilogy of Error" CABF14
267 Chalkboard267.png Genetics is not an excuse "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" CABF15
268 Chalkboard268.png Today is not Mothra's Day "Children of a Lesser Clod" CABF16
269 Chalkboard269.png I should not be twenty-one by now "Simpsons Tall Tales" CABF17

Season 13[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
271 Chalkboard271.png Nobody reads these anymore "The Parent Rap" CABF22
272 Chalkboard272.png A burp in a jar is not a science project "Homer the Moe" CABF20
273 Chalkboard273.png Fun does not have a size "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" CABF18
274 Chalkboard274.png I am not Charlie Brown on acid "The Blunder Years" CABF21
275 Chalkboard275.png I do not have a cereal named after me "She of Little Faith" DABF02
279 Chalkboard279.png I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers "Half-Decent Proposal" DABF04
280 Chalkboard280.png The Giving Tree is not a chump "The Bart Wants What It Wants" DABF06
281 Chalkboard281.png Making Milhouse cry is not a science project "The Lastest Gun in the West" DABF07
283 Chalkboard283.png Vampire is not a career choice "Tales from the Public Domain" DABF08
288 Chalkboard288.png I will never lie about being cancelled again "The Sweetest Apu" DABF14

Season 14[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
294 Chalkboard294.png Fish do not like coffee "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade" DABF20
296 Chalkboard296.png Milhouse did not test cootie positive "Helter Shelter" DABF21
300 Chalkboard300.png This school does not need a "regime change" "The Strong Arms of the Ma" EABF04
301 Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png SpongeBob is not a contraceptive "Pray Anything" EABF06
302 Chalkboard302.png I will not

(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)

"Barting Over" EABF05
310 Chalkboard310.png My pen is not a booger launcher "Old Yeller-Belly" EABF14
312 Chalkboard312.png Sandwiches should not contain sand "The Bart of War" EABF16

Season 15[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
319 Chalkboard319.png Over forty & single is not funny "Today I Am a Clown" FABF01
327 Chalkboard327.png I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" FABF08

Season 16[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
339 Chalkboard339.png Poking a dead raccoon is not research "She Used to Be My Girl" FABF22
346 Chalkboard346.png Beer in a milk carton is not milk "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister" GABF05
355 Chalkboard355.png A booger is not a bookmark "Home Away from Homer" GABF15

Season 17[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
357 Chalkboard357.png Does any kid still do this anymore? "The Bonfire of the Manatees" GABF18
366 Chalkboard366.png I am not smarter than the President "Homer's Paternity Coot" HABF03
367 Chalkboard367.png Teacher was not dumped--it was mutual "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere" HABF04
371 Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife promo 3.png First airing, live action opening:
I will not eat things for money

(This is a repeat of 9F10's gag, aside from the live-action aspect.)

"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" HABF08
Chalkboard371-2.png Subsequent airings:
I will not laminate dog doo
372 Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png I will not flip the classroom upside down

(The classroom is flipped upside down.)

"Million-Dollar Abie" HABF09
376 Chalkboard376.png I will not leak the plot of the movie "Regarding Margie" HABF13
377 Chalkboard377.png Je ne parle pas français

("I do not speak French")

"The Monkey Suit" HABF14
378 Chalkboard378.png Have a great summer, everyone "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" HABF16

Season 18[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
381 Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png During the episode, Skinner writes:
A baby beat me up 		"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" HABF20
383 Chalkboard383.png We are not all naked under our clothes "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)" HABF21
387 Chalkboard387.png Frankincense is not a monster "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" JABF01
390 Chalkboard390-inepisode.png During the episode:
So long suckers 		"Little Big Girl" JABF04
394 Chalkboard394.png Global warming did not eat my homework "Homerazzi" JABF06
397 Chalkboard397.png I will not look up how much teacher makes "Crook and Ladder" JABF13
398 Chalkboard398.png Pearls are not oyster barf "Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!" JABF12

The Simpsons Movie[edit]

Airdate Picture Gag
July 27, 2007 The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png I will not illegally download this movie.

Season 19[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
401 Chalkboard401.png I will not wait 20 years to make another movie "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" JABF20
402 The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png The Wall Street Journal is better than ever "The Homer of Seville" JABF18
404 I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png I am not an FDIC-insured bank "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" JABF19
406 Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png There is no such thing as an iPoddy "Little Orphan Millie" JABF22
407 Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens "Husbands and Knives" JABF17
409 Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png The capital of Montana is not "Hannah" "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind" KABF02
410 E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png Teacher did not pay too much for her condo "E Pluribus Wiggum" KABF03
413 The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png The art teacher is fat, not pregnant "The Debarted" KABF06
417 Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png A person's a person, no mater how Ralph "Apocalypse Cow" KABF10
419 Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png This punishment is not medieval.

(This sentence is written in a medieval writing style, with the initial "T" being the most ornate.)

"Mona Leaves-a" KABF12

Season 20[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
422 Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png Teacher's diet is working "Lost Verizon" KABF15
423 Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png There's no such month as "Rocktober" "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble" KABF14
425 Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png I did not see teacher siphoning gas "Dangerous Curves" KABF18
427 MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png
MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png 		Prosperity is just around the corner

Additionally, during the couch gag:
I will not bring the chalkboard home

(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room.)

"MyPods and Boomsticks" KABF20
428 The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas "The Burns and the Bees" KABF21
429 Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard "Lisa the Drama Queen" KABF22
430 Take My Life, Please promo.png HDTV is worth every cent.

(This was the first episode to air in HD.)

"Take My Life, Please" LABF01
431 How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png "March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school "How the Test Was Won" LABF02
432 No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png I will not have fun with educational toys "No Loan Again, Naturally" LABF03
434 In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks "In the Name of the Grandfather" LABF11
435 Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds "Wedding for Disaster" LABF05
437 The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone "The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly" LABF07
438 Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy "Father Knows Worst" LABF08
441 Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png It's "Facebook," not "Assbook" "Coming to Homerica" LABF12

Season 21[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
442 DSCN2656.png The class hamster isn't just sleeping "Homer the Whopper" LABF13
443 BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png Chalkboarding is not torture "Bart Gets a "Z"" LABF15
444 S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png I am not allergic to long division "The Great Wife Hope" LABF16
446 The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png I do not have the hots for my mom "The Devil Wears Nada" LABF17
447 PaG - Chalkboard gag.png Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass "Pranks and Greens" LABF18
448 Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png Teachers' unions are not ruining this country "Rednecks and Broomsticks" LABF19
451 Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png The world may end in 2012, but this show won't "Once Upon a Time in Springfield" LABF20
456 Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png World War II could not beat up World War I "Stealing First Base" MABF07
458 American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png Hot dogs are not bookmarks "American History X-cellent" MABF08
459 Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png This counts as gym and art class "Chief of Hearts" MABF09
460 The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png Original airing:
South Park—we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared 		"The Squirt and the Whale" MABF14
The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png International/online version:
Je ne suis pas français

("I am not French")

462 Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present "Moe Letter Blues" MABF13
463 The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png Batman is not "nothing without his utility belt" "The Bob Next Door" MABF11
464 Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png End of "Lost": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.

(This episode first aired on the same date as the series finale of Lost.)

"Judge Me Tender" MABF15

Season 22[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
465 Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png When I slept in class, it was not to help Leo DiCaprio "Elementary School Musical" MABF21
466 Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png I did not see teacher applying for welfare "Loan-a Lisa" MABF17
467 Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png I must not write all over the walls

(This sentence is written all over the walls.)

"MoneyBart" MABF18
471 How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas" "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?" NABF02
473 Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png Candy canes are not elf bones "Donnie Fatso" MABF19
474 Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png January is not Bart History Month "Moms I'd Like to Forget" NABF03
476 Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png Prince is not the son of Martin Luther King "Homer the Father" NABF05
477 The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png I will not make fun of Cupid's dink "The Blue and the Gray" NABF06
479 The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png I'm not here on a spitball scholarship "The Scorpion's Tale" NABF08
480 A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png "Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank "A Midsummer's Nice Dreams" NABF09
481 Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket "Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing" NABF10
LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png During the episode, Homer writes:
I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son
484 Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother" "Homer Scissorhands" NABF13
485 Kirsten schaal gag.jpg Syndicated version:
It's Kristen Schaal, not Kristen Schall

(This was a response to Kristen Schaal's name being misspelled as "Kristen Schall" in the closing credits of the previous episode, "Homer Scissorhands".)

"500 Keys" NABF14
500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png International/online version:
Guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"

Season 23[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
488 Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" NABF17
490 Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png It's November 6th--how come we're not airing a Halloween show? "Replaceable You" NABF21
494 The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png "Caucus" is not a dirty word "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" PABF02
495 Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png Cafeteria trays are not toboggans "Holidays of Future Passed" NABF18
496 Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png Tintin did not sucksuck "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson" PABF03
497 D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png We do need no education "The D'oh-cial Network" PABF04
498 MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png There's no proven link between raisins and boogers "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches" PABF05
499 Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart "The Daughter Also Rises" PABF06
500 At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png Milhouse writes as Bart watches:
Bart's earned a day off 		"At Long Last Leave" PABF07
At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png During the episode, Bart spray paints onto the wall:
I ♡ the breakdown of society
504 Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png Original/UK airing:
The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours 		"Beware My Cheating Bart" PABF11
Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png International (except UK)/online version:
Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"
507 Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png Call your mother during the commercials "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda" PABF15

Season 24[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
509 Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png I will not wear white after Labor Day

(Bart is wearing a white shirt and white pants.)

"Moonshine River" PABF21
512 Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission "Gone Abie Gone" PABF16
513 Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in "Penny-Wiseguys" PABF19
514 A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png 20 more shoplifting days till Christmas "A Tree Grows in Springfield" PABF22
517 Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png Teacher did not get fat over the holidays "Homer Goes to Prep School" RABF02
518 A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on "A Test Before Trying" RABF03
520 RABF07 chalkboard gag.png I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word" "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing" RABF07
521 Hardly Kirk-ing Chalkboard Streaming Only.png Online version:
I will not tweet as the principal's toilet

(The opening sequence for this episode was not included in the original broadcast in order to make room to broadcast The Longest Daycare.)

"Hardly Kirk-ing" RABF05
523 Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png I'm sorry I broke the blackboard

(Bart writes this with a black marker on a whiteboard.)

"Black-Eyed, Please" RABF09
524 Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png Jesus's last words were not "TGIF" "Dark Knight Court" RABF10
528 The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png
The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png
The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png
The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png 		This school is not falling apart

(The blackboard then falls apart as Bart turns to run out of the classroom.)

"The Fabulous Faker Boy" RABF12

Season 25[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
531 Homerland chalkboard gag.png 25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment "Homerland" RABF20
532 Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.pngTreehouse of Horror XXIV Bart and Stephen King.pngStephen King.png All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

(Bart then turns and sees a maniacally-grinning Stephen King, who has been writing the same sentence all over the classroom walls with a pencil.)

"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" RABF16
533 Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png We'll really miss you Mrs. K.
(This is written once, and Bart is sad.)

(Marcia Wallace, the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)

(This also appears in a flashback scene in "Diary Queen".)

"Four Regrettings and a Funeral" RABF18
534 YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png My school schedule does not include a bye week "YOLO" RABF22
YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png During the episode, Bart stitches on a quilt:
I will not drop a stitch
535 Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember "Labor Pains" RABF19
537 Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom "Yellow Subterfuge" SABF04
538 White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen". "White Christmas Blues" SABF01
540 Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png Original airing:
Judas Priest is not "Death Metal" 		"Married to the Blob" SABF03
Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png International/online airing:
If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying
542 Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png (A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals.) "Diggs" SABF08
544 TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's "The Winter of His Content" SABF09
549 WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg Original airing:
April showers do not bring Matt Lauers 		"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting" SABF14
WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png International/online airing:
You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th

Season 26[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
553 CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png Spoiler alert: Unfortunately, my dad doesn't die "Clown in the Dumps" SABF20
556 Treehouse of Horror XXV Chalkboard.png During the episode, an unnamed student carves with their finger:
Eternal damnation is the only just punishment for the unbaptized 		"Treehouse of Horror XXV" SABF21
561 IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png Reindeer meat does not taste like chicken "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" TABF03
563 BNF - Chalkboard gag.png Snowmen don't have carrot penises "Bart's New Friend" TABF05
566 MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png Pixel art is not real art "My Fare Lady" TABF07
571 TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png Lisa writes as Bart watches:
I will not pay my sister to do my punishment 		"The Kids Are All Fight" TABF12
574 Mathlete's Feat promo 3.png During the episode:
I will not fight the future

(Bart writes this on a digital whiteboard with his finger.)

"Mathlete's Feat" TABF16

Season 27[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
587 Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png Hershey Kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" VABF07
591 TBC chalkboard gag.png If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything "The Burns Cage" VABF10
592 HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png Skinner writes as Bart watches:
Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson 		"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back" VABF11
593 Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon "Fland Canyon" VABF12
594 TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift "To Courier with Love" VABF14
595 Simprovised promo 7.png In a promotional image, Homer writes:
I won't show my boobs on live TV 		"Simprovised" VABF13
596 Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png Milhouse does not live below the puberty line "Orange Is the New Yellow" VABF15

Season 28[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
597 MBFC chalkboard gag.png This arm needs Tommy John surgery "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" VABF20
598 FaF chalkboard gag.png I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in "Friends and Family" VABF18
601 TButC chalkboard gag.png The first episode of the second 600 "Trust but Clarify" VABF21
603 HWW chalkboard gag.png Being right sucks

(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which Donald Trump won, a result predicted in "Bart to the Future")

"Havana Wild Weekend" VABF19
604 DB chalkboard gag.png I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping "Dad Behavior" WABF01
610 FTZ chalkboard.png If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on Atlanta "Fatzcarraldo" WABF07
612 KKer chalkboard gag.png We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up "Kamp Krustier" WABF09
614 AFW chalkboard.png Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture" "A Father's Watch" WABF11
AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png During the episode, Lisa writes:
Everybody's a winner
AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png During the episode, Bart writes:
I did nothing wrong this week
616 LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png During the episode, Grampa writes:
I just wrote one and I'm already tired 		"Looking for Mr. Goodbart" WABF13
618 DogT - chalkboard gag.png Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift "Dogtown" WABF15

Season 29[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
621 Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png It's unfair to judge a president on his first 300 days "Whistler's Father" WABF16
623 Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png Hooligan is not a profession "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me" WABF19
Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag During The Episode.png During the episode, Bart writes using multiple sticks of chalk simultaneously:
I will not
624 The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be" WABF20
625 Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png We do not live in our own pee

(Bart writes this as a fish.)

"Singin' in the Lane" WABF21
627 Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png Snow angels are not frozen hobos "Gone Boy" XABF02
629 FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png Homer writes as Bart watches:
Strangling is not an effective parenting tool 		"Frink Gets Testy" XABF04
632 Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png
Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png 		This is the last episode

(Bart then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.)

"Fears of a Clown" XABF08
633 NGRGU Chalkboard.png April Showers did not date the President "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" XABF07
635 XABF11 chalkboard.png Homer writes as Bart watches:
I will not bet with Bart on the Final four 		"Lisa Gets the Blues" XABF11

Season 30[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
645 FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png During the episode, Bart writes on the Simpsons' driveway:
I will not order pregnant rats 		"From Russia Without Love" XABF20
648 Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png My pre-Christmas behavior really helps the coal industry "Daddicus Finch" YABF01
649 'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png The fat man who works one night a year is my dad "'Tis the 30th Season" YABF02
650 Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png My new year's resolution was to quit school "Mad About the Toy" YABF03
654 101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion "101 Mitigations" YABF07
655 YABF08 chalkboard.png (Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with Krusty winning.) "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" YABF08
658 Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png I am not a grandmother "Girl's in the Band" YABF11
659 I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png I will not write "Audit please" on Homer's tax return "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh" YABF12
660 D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.pngD'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png (Bart writes one large "Haw Haw!" on the blackboard, then hits it, which turns around revealing Nelson attached to it with duct tape.) "D'oh Canada" YABF14
662 CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.pngCBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png During the episode:
I will not shirk my responsibilities

(Marge continues writing where Bart left off as he runs out of the classroom.)

"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion" YABF16

Season 31[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
668 Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png Daylight savings isn't something I can spend "Marge the Lumberjill" ZABF02
671 TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png Todd writes with two hands:
Idle hands are the Devil's tool 		"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" ZABF04
673 Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice "Hail to the Teeth" ZABF05
678 ZABF11 chalkboard.png Lisa writes:
Bart is at a doctor's appointment 		"Better Off Ned" ZABF11
680 YABF13 chalkboard.png Written once on the school blackboard with no one present:
School online

(This was the first episode to air after several areas of the United States began declaring a state of emergency in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.)

"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby" YABF13
681 ZABf12 chalkboard.png Homer writes as Bart watches:
How did the boy get me to do this? 		"Warrin' Priests: Part One" ZABF12
682 ZABF13 chalkboard.png I will stop reminding the principal I have a later bedtime than he does "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" ZABF13

Season 32[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
693 Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies "Sorry Not Sorry" QABF01
696 Diary Queen promo 9.png During the episode, in a photo:
I will never be a teacher's pet

(Bart writes this while Mrs. Krabappel reads a book.)

"Diary Queen" QABF05
705 QABF13 chalkboard.png During the episode, in a photo on Terrance's evidence board:
I will not take advantage of Milhouse

(Milhouse writes this while Bart escapes through the window.)

"The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A." QABF13

Season 33[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
709 Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png During the episode:
I hate rhyming couplets 		"Treehouse of Horror XXXII" QABF16
724 My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png During the episode:
I will not express my feelings through chaos 		"My Octopus and a Teacher" UABF11
726 Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png During the end credits:
I will not violate the law of entropy 		"Marge the Meanie" UABF15

Season 34[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
741 Ned Flanders Chalkboard.png During the episode, Ned Flanders writes:
I will not attempt the salvation of a bureaucrat 		"The Many Saints of Springfield" OABF06
750 OABF13 chalkboard gag.png I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits... "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" OABF13

Season 36[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
774 Women in Shorts promo 7.png Lisa writes:
I will not get detention just to practice cursive

(Lisa then proceeds to get out of school with her bike.)

"Women in Shorts" 35ABF17
788 Stew Lies chalkboard gag.png No booger is so perfect it "demands to be flicked" "Stew Lies" 36ABF09

Season 37[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
796 Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 1.png During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:
I will not forget Frink stinks 		"Bart 'N' Frink" 36ABF16
Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 2.png During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:
I'm listening
804 Irrational Treasure chalkboard gag.png Online version:
I will not have A.I. these write for me

(The opening sequence for this episode was not included in the original broadcast because of timing constraints.)

"Irrational Treasure" 37ABF08

Specials[edit]

Picture Gag Special
The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png During the episode, Stewie Griffin writes:
I will not think about Bart anymore 		"The Simpsons Guy"
JKL - Chalkboard.png Jimmy Kimmel writes as Homer watches:
I will not make celebrities read mean tweets 		Jimmy Kimmel Live!
When Billie Met Lisa chalkboard gag.png In the credits, Finneas O'Connell writes:
I will learn to prank my sister 		"When Billie Met Lisa"
Funday Football trailer chalkboard gag.png Showcased in real time "The Simpsons Funday Football" (trailer)
2026 Indianapolis Colts Schedule Release with The Simpsons chalkboard gag.png We will not include Tyreek Hill in these videos 2026 Indianapolis Colts Schedule Release with The Simpsons

Comics[edit]

Simpsons Illustrated[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
1 April 4, 1991 Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg I will not read this magazine in class N/A (front cover)
6 Summer 1992 Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons Dial "M" for Moe
8 Winter 1992 The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg The armpit is not a musical instrument. Return to Slander

Simpsons Comics[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
1 November 1993 The Amazing Colossal Homer chalkboard gag.png I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem The Amazing Colossal Homer
3 March 1994 The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away. The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma
12 September 1995 White-Knuckled War Stories chalkboard gag.png A soldier of Skinner writes:
I will not practice Communist idealogy 		White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!
75 October 2002 ...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency. ...The Permanent Record Room!
123 October 2006 Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png I will not watch TV in class. Bobbing for Vengeance
Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png I will not survive the school year

(The words "survive the school year" are dripping with blood.)


Bart Simpson[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
28 February 2006 Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png Wienerful is not a real word. Lisa the Vampire Croaker
99 November 2015 Back Words Chalkboard.png I Will Do Better Tomorrow Back Words

Bartman[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
2 April 1994 Penalizer Punishment-Nelson.png While under hypnosis by The Penalizer, Nelson writes:
I will not deface private property 		Where Stalks... The Penalizer!

The Simpsons Comic Strips[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
December 2003 Marge's "Vacation" chalkboard gags.png Bart writes:
I will not put superglue on the principal's chair

Marge writes:
I will not have any more children

Marge's "Vacation"

Books[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Books
July 31, 1991 The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png I will not juggle food in the cafeteria. The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎
June 12, 2007 Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg Snail mail is not dead Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)

Products[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag(s) Product
Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg Underwear should be worn on the inside

Mud is not one of the four food groups

I will not eat things for money

Funny noises are not funny

I will not sell school property

I will not charge admission to the bathroom

Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
1990 School Kit.png I will not throw paper planes in class The Simpsons School Kit

Adverts[edit]

Picture Gag Advert
400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion

(The fifth line ends at the word "commercial" and trails off.)

Sky 1 400th episode ad

Calendar[edit]

Picture Gag Note
1992 Calendar chalkboard gag.png I will not belch the national anthem. The Simpsons 1992 Fun Calendar, recycled from "Principal Charming"
The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png I will not tell a lie. The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar
Simpsons 1995 Calendar Simpsons.jpg Principal Skinner is a weiner [sic] Written by Principal Skinner with a pencil
The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg I will be a better principal and son Written by Principal Skinner in The Simpsons Calendar 2010 (bottom-left corner)
The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons. Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar

Trading cards[edit]

The Simpsons Topps[edit]

# Picture Gag
1 Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg Biting is unsanitary and rude.
2 Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg I will not belch the national anthem.
3 Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg I will not encourage others to fly.
4 Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg Giving people wedgies is not clever
5 Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg I will not do anything bad ever again.
6 Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg I will not drive the principal's car.
7 Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg I will spend my time productively.
8 Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg Tar is not a plaything.
9 Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg I will not lie, cheat, or spit.
10 Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.
11 Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg I will not add to our nation's problems.
12 Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg Krusty the Clown is not God.
13 Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg Hamsters do not eat onion rings.
14 Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg I will not trade pants with others.
15 Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg I will not do that thing with my tongue.
16 Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg I will not undermine traditional American values.
17 Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg Cursing is a crutch.
18 Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg I am not a 32 year old woman.
19 Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
20 Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg I will not sell school property.
21 Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg I will not get very far with this attitude.
22 Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg I will not overestimate my own popularity.

Video games/Applications[edit]

Picture Gag Video game/Application Note
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png I am not a 32 year old woman The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png I will not call my teacher hot cakes Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png I will not skateboard in the halls Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png Tar is not a plaything Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".
No image.png I will not burp in class. The Simpsons Screen Saver At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".
Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png This is not a clue... or is it? The Simpsons Road Rage Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".
No image.png I will not sell fake cheat codes The Simpsons Game
No image.png I will not sell real cheat codes
No image.png I will not switch rating labels
No image.png I will not use abbrev. Reused from the episode "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
No image.png I will not encourage others to fly Reused from the episode "Bart Gets an "F""
No image.png Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Reused from the episode "Fear of Flying"
No image.png There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" Reused from the episode "Realty Bites"
No image.png I cannot hire a substitute student Reused from the episode "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
No image.png A fire drill does not demand a fire Reused from the episode "The Canine Mutiny"
Thesimpsons.com intro chalkboard gag.png I will not eat things for money. TheSimpsons.com Recycled from "Marge vs. the Monorail"
From a Flash intro to the website from c. 2000
Tapped Out Jenda Write Down Ideas.png Written by Jenda on a whiteboard:
I will not settle 		The Simpsons: Tapped Out From task Jenda From the Future

Other[edit]

Picture Gag Usage Note
I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg I will turn off my cell phone at table reads Table Reading Room It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
My butt is not for blowing out candles.png My butt is not for blowing out candles Hallmark Greetings Cards (from 2008)
Bart Simpson (The Birthday Bootlegger).png It's a pleasure to work for the Disney corporation Family Guy episode "The Birthday Bootlegger"
O C'mon All Ye Faithful premier chalkboard gag.png I will not deck the hall monitor El Capitan Theatre premier of O C'mon All Ye Faithful
Nancy Cartwright chalkboard gag.png I will not start a podcast Promotional image for "Simpsons Declassified with Nancy Cartwright" podcast Written by Nancy Cartwright dressed as Bart

Trivia[edit]

Some chalkboard gags have mentioned, but not written on a chalkboard, including:

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