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== [[Season 1]] == | == [[Season 1]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH|Gag | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH|Episode | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | {{ | ||
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{{TBT|2}} | {{TBT|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png| | + | {{TB|I will not waste chalk.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not waste chalk}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G02}} | ||
{{TBT|3}} | {{TBT|3}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png| | + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G03}} | ||
{{TBT|4}} | {{TBT|4}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png| | + | {{TB|I will not burp in class.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not burp in class}} | ||
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} | {{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|7G04}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|6}} | {{TBT|6}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png| | + | {{TB|I will not instigate revolution.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not instigate revolution}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G06}} | ||
{{TBT|7}} | {{TBT|7}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png| | + | {{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G09}} | ||
{{TBT|8}} | {{TBT|8}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png| | + | {{TB|I did not see [[Elvis Presley|Elvis]].}} |
| − | {{TB|I did not see Elvis}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|7G07}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|10}} | {{TBT|10}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png| | + | {{TB|I will not call [[Edna Krabappel|my teacher]] "Hot Cakes".}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G10}} | ||
{{TBT|11}} | {{TBT|11}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png| | + | {{TB|Garlic gum is not funny.}} |
| − | {{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G13}} | ||
{{TBT|12}} | {{TBT|12}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png| | + | {{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me.}} |
| − | {{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G12}} | ||
{{TBT|13}} | {{TBT|13}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png| | + | {{TB|I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not yell "Fire | ||
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7G01}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 2]] == | == [[Season 2]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TRsT|14|2}} | {{TRsT|14|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png| | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png| | + | {{TRs|7F03|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes as [[Edna Krabappel|Ms. Krabappel]] speaks:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} | ||
{{TBT|15}} | {{TBT|15}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png| | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything.}} |
| − | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|7F02}} | |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TBT|17}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not Xerox my butt.}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|7F01}} | |
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png| | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}} | ||
| − | {{ | ||
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|18}} | {{TBT|18}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png| | + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F05}} | ||
{{TBT|19}} | {{TBT|19}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png| | + | {{TB|I am not [[Nancy Cartwright|a 32 year old woman]].}} <!-- basic math between Nancy Cartwright's birthday and the airdate of the episode this chalkboard gag comes from is roughly in this range as seen in https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=10&d1=25&y1=1957&m2=11&d2=15&y2=1990&h1=12&i1=00&s1=00&h2=12&i2=00&s2=00 (if we put aside production order/broadcast order wonkiness which is beyond the scope of this article) --> |
| − | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F08}} | ||
{{TBT|20}} | {{TBT|20}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png| | + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F07}} | ||
{{TBT|21}} | {{TBT|21}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png| | + | {{TB|I will not drive [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]]'s car.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F06}} | ||
{{TBT|22}} | {{TBT|22}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png| | + | {{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F09}} | ||
{{TBT|23}} | {{TBT|23}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png| | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F10}} | ||
{{TBT|24}} | {{TBT|24}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png| | + | {{TB|I will not cut corners. |
| − | {{TB|I will not cut corners | + | ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all {{W|Ditto mark|"ditto" quotation marks}}.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} | {{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F11}} | ||
{{TBT|25}} | {{TBT|25}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png| | + | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F12}} | ||
{{TBT|26}} | {{TBT|26}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png| | + | {{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F13}} | ||
{{TBT|27}} | {{TBT|27}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png| | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F15}} | ||
{{TBT|28}} | {{TBT|28}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png| | + | {{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]].}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F16}} | ||
{{TBT|29}} | {{TBT|29}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png| | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property. |
| − | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 7F10's gag.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F14}} | ||
{{TBT|30}} | {{TBT|30}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17. | + | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F17}} | ||
{{TBT|31}} | {{TBT|31}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png| | + | {{TB|I will not hide behind {{W|Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution|the Fifth Amendment}}.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|7F18}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|33}} | {{TBT|33}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png| | + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F20}} | ||
{{TBT|34}} | {{TBT|34}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png| | + | {{TB|I will not show off. |
| − | {{TB|I will not show off | + | ''(This is written in {{W|Blackletter|blackletter}}.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F21}} | ||
{{TBT|35}} | {{TBT|35}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png| | + | {{TB|I will not sleep through my education.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not sleep through my education}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F22}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 3]] == | == [[Season 3]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|36}} | {{TBT|36}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not a dentist}} | {{TB|I am not a dentist}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F24}} | ||
{{TBT|37}} | {{TBT|37}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png| | ||
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}} | {{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F01}} | ||
{{TBT|38}} | {{TBT|38}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png| | + | {{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers.}} |
| − | {{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}} | ||
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}} | {{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F23}} | ||
{{TRsT|39|2}} | {{TRsT|39|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png| | ||
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}} | {{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TRs|8F03|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes as Skinner watches:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} | ||
{{TBT|40}} | {{TBT|40}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png| | + | {{TB|I will not squeak chalk |
| − | {{TB|I will not squeak chalk | + | ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F04}} | ||
{{TBT|41}} | {{TBT|41}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png| | + | {{TB|I will finish what I sta |
| − | {{TB|I will finish what I sta | + | ''(This is written only once, and then trails off downwards.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|8F05}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|43}} | {{TBT|43}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png| | ||
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} | {{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F06}} | ||
{{TBT|44}} | {{TBT|44}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}} | {{TB|I will not fake rabies}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F07}} | ||
{{TBT|45}} | {{TBT|45}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png| | ||
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F08}} | ||
{{TBT|46}} | {{TBT|46}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png| | ||
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} | {{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F09}} | ||
{{TBT|47}} | {{TBT|47}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} | {{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} | ||
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} | {{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F10}} | ||
{{TBT|48}} | {{TBT|48}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not carve gods}} | {{TB|I will not carve gods}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|8F11}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|50}} | {{TBT|50}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not spank others}} | {{TB|I will not spank others}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|8F14}} | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|52}} | {{TBT|52}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}} | {{TB|I will not aim for the head}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F13}} | ||
{{TRsT|53|2}} | {{TRsT|53|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} | {{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TRs|8F15|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|250px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.}} | ||
{{TBT|54}} | {{TBT|54}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png| | ||
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} | {{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F17}} | ||
{{TBT|55}} | {{TBT|55}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} | {{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F19}} | ||
{{TBT|56}} | {{TBT|56}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png| | ||
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}} | {{TB|Funny noises are not funny}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F20}} | ||
{{TBT|57}} | {{TBT|57}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}} | {{TB|I will not spin the turtle}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F21}} | ||
{{TBT|58}} | {{TBT|58}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not snap bras}} | {{TB|I will not snap bras}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F22}} | ||
{{TBT|59}} | {{TBT|59}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}} | {{TB|I will not fake seizures}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F23}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 4]] == | == [[Season 4]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|60}} | {{TBT|60}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png| | ||
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} | {{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F24}} | ||
{{TBT|61}} | {{TBT|61}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png| | ||
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} | {{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F18}} | ||
{{TBT|62}} | {{TBT|62}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png| | + | {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans |
| − | {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}} | + | ''(This was a response to controversy created in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song]] in the previous episode "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]".)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F01}} | ||
{{TBT|63}} | {{TBT|63}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}} | {{TB|I will not prescribe medication}} | ||
| − | {{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]] | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|9F02}} | |
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{{TRsT|65|2}} | {{TRsT|65|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} | {{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TRs|9F03|2}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | ||
{{TBT|66}} | {{TBT|66}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}} | {{TB|I will not teach others to fly}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F05}} | ||
{{TBT|67}} | {{TBT|67}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}} | {{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}} | ||
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} | {{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F06}} | ||
{{TBT|68}} | {{TBT|68}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png| | ||
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}} | {{TB|A burp is not an answer}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F07}} | ||
{{TBT|69}} | {{TBT|69}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png| | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] is not a leper}} |
| − | {{TB|Teacher is not a leper}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F08}} | ||
{{TBT|70}} | {{TBT|70}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png| | + | {{TB|Coffee is not for kids |
| − | {{TB|Coffee is not for kids | + | ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F09}} | ||
{{TBT|71}} | {{TBT|71}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}} | {{TB|I will not eat things for money}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F10}} | ||
{{TBT|72}} | {{TBT|72}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png| | + | {{TB|I will not yell "She's dead" during roll call.}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not yell "She's | ||
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F11}} | ||
{{TBT|73}} | {{TBT|73}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png| | + | {{TB|[[Seymour Skinner|The principal]]'s toupée is not a frisbee.}} |
| − | {{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}} | + | {{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|9F12}} |
{{TBT|74}} | {{TBT|74}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png| | + | {{TB|I will not call [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]] "spud head."}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} | {{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F13}} | ||
{{TBT|75}} | {{TBT|75}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png| | ||
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}} | {{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F14}} | ||
{{TBT|76}} | {{TBT|76}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png| | ||
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} | {{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F15}} | ||
{{TBT|77}} | {{TBT|77}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png| | ||
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} | ||
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | {{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F17}} | ||
{{TBT|78}} | {{TBT|78}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}} | {{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Front]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F16}} | ||
{{TBT|79}} | {{TBT|79}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png| | ||
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} | {{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F18}} | ||
{{TBT|80}} | {{TBT|80}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png| | ||
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F20}} | ||
{{TBT|81}} | {{TBT|81}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} | {{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F19}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 5]] == | == [[Season 5]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|82}} | {{TBT|82}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} | {{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F21}} | ||
{{TBT|83}} | {{TBT|83}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} | {{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|90}} | {{TBT|90}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png| | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. |
| − | {{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}} | + | ''(The first four lines are arranged in paragraph format. The following three lines are arranged in the shape of a funnel. The final fully completed line and the line Bart is in the middle of writing is arranged in paragraph format again.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F07}} | ||
{{TBT|91}} | {{TBT|91}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} | {{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} | ||
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} | {{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F08}} | ||
{{TBT|92}} | {{TBT|92}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} | {{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F09}} | ||
{{TBT|93}} | {{TBT|93}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F11}} | ||
{{TBT|94}} | {{TBT|94}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} | {{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|1F10}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|97}} | {{TBT|97}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}} | {{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F14}} | ||
{{TBT|98}} | {{TBT|98}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} | {{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F15}} | ||
{{TBT|99}} | {{TBT|99}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} | {{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F16}} | ||
{{TBT|100}} | {{TBT|100}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png| | + | {{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones |
| − | {{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}} | + | ''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F18}} | ||
{{TBT|101}} | {{TBT|101}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} | {{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F19}} | ||
{{TBT|102}} | {{TBT|102}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png| | + | {{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of {{W|Major League Baseball}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F21}} | ||
{{TBT|103}} | {{TBT|103}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F20}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 6]] == | == [[Season 6]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|104}} | {{TBT|104}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png| | ||
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} | {{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F22}} | ||
{{TBT|105}} | {{TBT|105}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png| | + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants |
| − | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 9F17's gag, although all the words are arranged in a single line.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F17}} | ||
{{TBT|106}} | {{TBT|106}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F33}} | ||
{{TBT|107}} | {{TBT|107}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png| | + | {{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.|Sammy Davis Jr.]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|2F01}} | |
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{{TBT|110}} | {{TBT|110}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}} | {{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F04}} | ||
{{TBT|111}} | {{TBT|111}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} | {{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F05}} | ||
{{TBT|112}} | {{TBT|112}} | ||
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{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} | {{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F06}} | ||
{{TBT|113}} | {{TBT|113}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png| | + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man |
| − | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 1F11's gag.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F07}} | ||
{{TBT|114}} | {{TBT|114}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png| | + | {{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} |
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{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F08}} | ||
{{TBT|115}} | {{TBT|115}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png| | + | {{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]]}} |
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{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F09}} | ||
{{TBT|116}} | {{TBT|116}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png| | + | {{TB|"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice}} |
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{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} | {{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F10}} | ||
{{TBT|117}} | {{TBT|117}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|Cursive|Cursive writing}} does not mean what I think it does}} |
| − | {{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F11}} | ||
{{TBT|118}} | {{TBT|118}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} | {{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F12}} | ||
{{TBT|119}} | {{TBT|119}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} | {{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F13}} | ||
{{TBT|120}} | {{TBT|120}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}} | {{TB|I will remember to take my medication}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|122}} | {{TBT|122}} | ||
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{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}} | {{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F15}} | ||
{{TBT|123}} | {{TBT|123}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|The {{W|Good Humor}} man can only be pushed so far}} |
| − | {{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F18}} | ||
{{TBT|124}} | {{TBT|124}} | ||
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{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} | {{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F19}} | ||
{{TBT|125}} | {{TBT|125}} | ||
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{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}} | {{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}} | ||
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} | {{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F32}} | ||
{{TBT|126}} | {{TBT|126}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} | {{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F21}} | ||
{{TBT|127}} | {{TBT|127}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|First Amendment to the United States Constitution|The First Amendment}} does not cover burping}} |
| − | {{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F22}} | ||
{{TBT|128}} | {{TBT|128}} | ||
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{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F16}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 7]] == | == [[Season 7]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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{{TBT|129}} | {{TBT|129}} | ||
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{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} | {{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F20}} | ||
{{TBT|130}} | {{TBT|130}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png| | + | {{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}} |
| − | {{TB|" | ||
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F17}} | ||
{{TBT|131}} | {{TBT|131}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F01}} | ||
{{TBT|132}} | {{TBT|132}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} | {{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F02}} | ||
{{TBT|133}} | {{TBT|133}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}} | {{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|135}} | {{TBT|135}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|Indian burn|Indian burns}} are not our cultural heritage}} |
| − | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | ||
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|137}} | {{TBT|137}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png| | ||
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} | {{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F08}} | ||
{{TBT|138}} | {{TBT|138}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png| | + | {{TB|I will only do this once a year |
| − | {{TB|I will only do this once a year | + | ''("This" refers to the episode being a clip show.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F31}} | ||
{{TBT|139}} | {{TBT|139}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} | {{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F07}} | ||
{{TBT|140}} | {{TBT|140}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} | {{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}} | ||
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== [[Season 8]] == | == [[Season 8]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH|Gag | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
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{{TBT|155}} | {{TBT|155}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}} | ||
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} | {{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F23}} | ||
{{TBT|156}} | {{TBT|156}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png| | + | {{TB|I am not [[Hugo Simpson|my long-lost twin]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I am not | ||
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|4F03}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|160}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard160.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not be a snickerpuss.}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|4F01}} | |
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{{TBT|163}} | {{TBT|163}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png| | ||
{{TB|The truth is not out there}} | {{TB|The truth is not out there}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3G01}} | ||
{{TBT|164}} | {{TBT|164}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}} | {{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|4F08}} | |
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{{TBT|166}} | {{TBT|166}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png| | + | {{TB|I will not hide [[Edna Krabappel|the teacher]]'s {{W|Prozac}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|173}} | {{TBT|173}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 9]] == | == [[Season 9]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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{{TBT|181}} | {{TBT|181}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png| | + | {{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I no longer want my | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|3G02}} | |
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{{TBT|183}} | {{TBT|183}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png| | + | {{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{Ch|Richard Gere}} story}} |
| − | {{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{ | ||
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F01}} | ||
{{TBT|184}} | {{TBT|184}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png| | + | {{TB|I did not invent {{W|Irish dance|Irish dancing}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|5F03}} | |
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{{TBT|186}} | {{TBT|186}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}} | {{TB|I will not tease Fatty}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F05}} | ||
{{TBT|187}} | {{TBT|187}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png| | + | {{TB|There was no {{W|List of Roman deities#Alphabetical list|Roman god}} named "Fartacus"}} |
| − | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F06}} | ||
{{TBT|188}} | {{TBT|188}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png| | + | {{TB|[[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer|Rudolph]]'s red nose is not alcohol-related}} |
| − | {{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|191}} | {{TBT|191}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} | {{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|193}} | {{TBT|193}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}} | {{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F10}} | ||
{{TBT|194}} | {{TBT|194}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|Silly String|Silly string}} is not a nasal spray}} |
| − | {{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|196}} | {{TBT|196}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png| | + | {{TB|I was not told to do this}} |
| − | {{TB|I was told | ||
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} | {{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F13}} | ||
{{TBT|197}} | {{TBT|197}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png| | ||
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}} | {{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3G04}} | ||
{{TBT|198}} | {{TBT|198}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}} | {{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}} | ||
| − | {{TB|"[[The Trouble | + | {{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|5F14}} | |
| − | |||
| − | {{TB| | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
{{TBT|200}} | {{TBT|200}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png| | + | {{TB|I will not mess with the [[Opening sequence|opening credits]] |
| − | {{TB|I will not mess with the [[ | + | ''(This is actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|5F09}} | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|202}} | {{TBT|202}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png| | + | {{TB|I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I am not the new | ||
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F17}} | ||
{{TBT|203}} | {{TBT|203}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png| | ||
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}} | {{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F18}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 10]] == | == [[Season 10]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH|Gag | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH|Episode | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | {{ | ||
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| − | |||
{{TBT|205}} | {{TBT|205}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} | {{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|5F21}} | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|207}} | {{TBT|207}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png| | + | {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX |
| − | {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX | + | ''(This is written once in blood with a paintbrush.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF01}} | ||
{{TBT|208}} | {{TBT|208}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png| | + | {{TB|"butt.com" is not my e-mail address |
| − | {{TB|"butt.com" is not my | + | ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings, since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. However, "butt.com" still appears in syndication.)''}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[When You Dish | + | {{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|5F19}} | ||
{{TBT|209}} | {{TBT|209}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png| | + | {{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is.}} |
| − | {{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}} | ||
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}} | {{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|210}} | {{TBT|210}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}} | {{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF03}} | ||
{{TBT|211}} | {{TBT|211}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} | {{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|212}} | {{TBT|212}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png| | + | {{TB|"[[Bill Clinton|The President]] did it" is not an excuse}} |
| − | {{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF05}} | ||
{{TBT|213}} | {{TBT|213}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png| | + | {{TB|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]}} |
| − | {{TB|My mom is not dating | ||
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF06}} | ||
{{TBT|214}} | {{TBT|214}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png| | ||
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} | {{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF07}} | ||
{{TBT|215}} | {{TBT|215}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} | {{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF08}} | ||
{{TBT|216}} | {{TBT|216}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png| | ||
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} | {{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF09}} | ||
{{TBT|217}} | {{TBT|217}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png| | ||
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}} | {{TB|Hillbillies are people too}} | ||
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} | {{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF11}} | ||
{{TBT|218}} | {{TBT|218}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png| | ||
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}} | {{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF10}} | ||
{{TBT|219}} | {{TBT|219}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png| | + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity |
| − | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 9F20's gag, although the words are arranged across two lines.)}} |
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF12}} | ||
{{TBT|220}} | {{TBT|220}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png| | ||
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}} | {{TB|It does not suck to be you}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF13}} | ||
{{TRsT|221|2}} | {{TRsT|221|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png| | ||
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}} | {{TB|I cannot absolve sins}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|[[File: | + | {{TRs|AABF14|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface( | + | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|'''[[Simpsons Bible Stories#Lisa.27s Dream|During Lisa's dream in the episode]], in hieroglyphics:'''<br>I will not deface | ||
| + | ''(The hieroglyphics are "eye", "well", "knot", "D+", and "face", and the "D+" and "face" hieroglyph is read together.)''}} | ||
{{TBT|222}} | {{TBT|222}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png| | ||
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}} | {{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|223}} | {{TBT|223}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png| | ||
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}} | {{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|224}} | {{TBT|224}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png| | ||
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}} | {{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF17}} | ||
{{TBT|225}} | {{TBT|225}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png| | + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits |
| − | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 3F01's gag.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} | {{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF18}} | ||
{{TBT|226}} | {{TBT|226}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png| | ||
{{TB|I'm so very tired}} | {{TB|I'm so very tired}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF20}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 11]] == | == [[Season 11]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|227}} | {{TBT|227}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png| | + | {{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional"}} |
| − | {{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }} | ||
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF23}} | ||
{{TBT|228}} | {{TBT|228}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png| | ||
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}} | {{TB|Pork is not a verb}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF22}} | ||
{{TBT|229}} | {{TBT|229}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png| | + | {{TB|I am not {{W|The Last Don (miniseries)|the last Don}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I am not the last Don}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|AABF21}} | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|231}} | {{TBT|231}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png| | ||
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} | {{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} | ||
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | {{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF19}} | ||
{{TBT|232}} | {{TBT|232}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png| | ||
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}} | {{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|233}} | {{TBT|233}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|Indian burn|Indian burns}} are not our cultural heritage |
| − | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 3F05's gag.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} | {{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF03}} | ||
{{TBT|234}} | {{TBT|234}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png| | ||
{{TB|I can't see dead people}} | {{TB|I can't see dead people}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF05}} | ||
{{TRsT|235|2}} | {{TRsT|235|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} | {{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|[[File: | + | {{TRs|BABF07|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|250px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}} | ||
{{TBT|236}} | {{TBT|236}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png| | + | {{TB|I will not {{W|The Holy Virgin Mary|create art from dung}}}} <!-- swapped to wikipedia's "The Holy Virgin Mary" article for better specificity. feel free to revert to "Chris Ofili" or even point to "Chris Ofili#The Holy Virgin Mary" instead if needed. --> |
| − | {{TB|I will not {{W| | ||
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|237}} | {{TBT|237}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png| | ||
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}} | {{TB|I will stop phoning it in}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF06}} | ||
{{TBT|238}} | {{TBT|238}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png| | ||
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}} | {{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF08}} | ||
{{TBT|239}} | {{TBT|239}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png| | ||
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} | {{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF09}} | ||
{{TBT|240}} | {{TBT|240}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png| | + | {{TB|My suspension was not "mutual"}} |
| − | {{TB|My suspension was not mutual}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF10}} | ||
{{TBT|241}} | {{TBT|241}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png| | ||
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}} | {{TB|A belch is not an oral report}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF11}} | ||
{{TBT|242}} | {{TBT|242}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png| | ||
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} | {{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF12}} | ||
{{TBT|243}} | {{TBT|243}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png| | + | {{TB|"Non-flammable" is not a challenge}} |
| − | {{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF13}} | ||
{{TBT|244}} | {{TBT|244}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png| | ||
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} | {{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF14}} | ||
{{TBT|245}} | {{TBT|245}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png| | ||
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} | {{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|246}} | {{TBT|246}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} | {{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|247}} | {{TBT|247}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png| | ||
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} | ||
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} | {{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF18}} | ||
{{TBT|248}} | {{TBT|248}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png| | ||
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}} | {{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF19}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 12]] == | == [[Season 12]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | {{TH|Gag | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH|Episode | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | {{ | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
{{TBT|250}} | {{TBT|250}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s |
| − | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | + | ''(This episode aired two days before the {{W|2000 United States presidential election}}.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF20}} | ||
{{TBT|251}} | {{TBT|251}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF17}} | ||
{{TBT|252}} | {{TBT|252}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF01}} | ||
{{TBT|253}} | {{TBT|253}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|254}} | {{TBT|254}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|255}} | {{TBT|255}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF03}} | ||
{{TRsT|256|2}} | {{TRsT|256|2}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|[[File: | + | {{TRs|CABF06|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | ||
{{TBT|257}} | {{TBT|257}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | ||
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF22}} | ||
{{TBT|258}} | {{TBT|258}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not "{{W|Who Let the Dogs Out|let the dogs out}}"}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF05}} | ||
{{TBT|259}} | {{TBT|259}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not hide [[Edna Krabappel|the teacher]]'s medication}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF08}} | ||
{{TBT|260}} | {{TBT|260}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not publish [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]]'s credit report}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF07}} | ||
{{TBT|261}} | {{TBT|261}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF10}} | ||
{{TBT|262}} | {{TBT|262}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not buy {{W|Bill Clinton pardon controversy|a presidential pardon}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | ||
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF12}} | ||
{{TBT|263}} | {{TBT|263}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF09}} | ||
{{TBT|264}} | {{TBT|264}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not scare the | + | {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}} | + | {{TB|CABF11}} |
{{TBT|265}} | {{TBT|265}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF13}} | ||
{{TBT|266}} | {{TBT|266}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF14}} | ||
{{TBT|267}} | {{TBT|267}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} | ||
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} | {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|268}} | {{TBT|268}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | ||
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|269}} | {{TBT|269}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269. | + | {{TB|{{W|Floating timeline|I should not be twenty-one by now}}}} |
| − | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF17}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 13]] == | == [[Season 13]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
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{{TBT|271}} | {{TBT|271}} | ||
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{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}} | {{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF22}} | ||
{{TBT|272}} | {{TBT|272}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png| | ||
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}} | {{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF20}} | ||
{{TBT|273}} | {{TBT|273}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png| | ||
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}} | {{TB|Fun does not have a size}} | ||
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF18}} | ||
{{TBT|274}} | {{TBT|274}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png| | + | {{TB|I am not {{W|Charlie Brown}} on acid}} |
| − | {{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF21}} | ||
{{TBT|275}} | {{TBT|275}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png| | + | {{TB|I do not have [[Kellogg's#Products|a cereal named after me]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}} | ||
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}} | {{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|DABF02}} | |
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{{TBT|279}} | {{TBT|279}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}} | {{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|DABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|280}} | {{TBT|280}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|The Giving Tree}} is not a chump}} |
| − | {{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|DABF06}} | ||
{{TBT|281}} | {{TBT|281}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png| | + | {{TB|Making [[Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}} |
| − | {{TB|Making [[ | ||
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|DABF07}} | |
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{{TBT|283}} | {{TBT|283}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png| | ||
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}} | {{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|288}} | {{TBT|288}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png| | ||
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}} | {{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|DABF14}} | |
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}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 14]] == | == [[Season 14]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
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{{TBT|294}} | {{TBT|294}} | ||
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{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}} | {{TB|Fish do not like coffee}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|DABF20}} | |
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{{TBT|296}} | {{TBT|296}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}} | {{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|300}} | {{TBT|300}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png| | ||
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}} | {{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}} | ||
| − | {{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}} | + | {{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|EABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|301}} | {{TBT|301}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}} | {{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|EABF06}} | ||
{{TBT|302}} | {{TBT|302}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png| | + | {{TB|I will not |
| − | {{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}} | + | ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|310}} | {{TBT|310}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}} | {{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|312}} | {{TBT|312}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}} | {{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 15]] == | == [[Season 15]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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{{TBT|319}} | {{TBT|319}} | ||
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{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}} | {{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|327}} | {{TBT|327}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}} | {{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}} | ||
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== [[Season 16]] == | == [[Season 16]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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{{TBT|339}} | {{TBT|339}} | ||
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{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}} | {{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}} | ||
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}} | {{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|346}} | {{TBT|346}} | ||
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{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}} | {{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}} | ||
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}} | {{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png| | + | {{TB|A booger is not a bookmark}} |
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{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}} | ||
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== [[Season 17]] == | == [[Season 17]] == | ||
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{{TBT|357}} | {{TBT|357}} | ||
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{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}} | {{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png| | + | {{TB|I am not smarter than the [[George W. Bush|President]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I am not smarter than the | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|HABF03}} | ||
{{TBT|367}} | {{TBT|367}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png| | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped--it was mutual}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not | ||
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}} | {{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}} | ||
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{{TRsT|371|2}} | {{TRsT|371|2}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money |
| − | {{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}} | + | ''(This is a repeat of 9F10's gag, aside from the live-action aspect.)''}} |
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png| | + | {{TRs|HABF08|2}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}} | {{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}} | ||
{{TBT|372}} | {{TBT|372}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png| | + | {{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down |
| − | {{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down | + | ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|376}} | {{TBT|376}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png| | + | {{TB|I will not leak [[The Simpsons Movie#Plot|the plot of the movie]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not leak | ||
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|377}} | {{TBT|377}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png| | + | {{TB|Je ne parle pas français |
| − | {{TB|Je ne parle pas français | + | ''("I do not speak French")''}} |
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|HABF14}} | ||
{{TBT|378}} | {{TBT|378}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}} | {{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|HABF16}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 18]] == | == [[Season 18]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH|Gag | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH|Episode | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TBT|381}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>A baby beat me up}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"}} | |
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{{TBT|383}} | {{TBT|383}} | ||
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{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}} | {{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}} | ||
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | {{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|387}} | {{TBT|387}} | ||
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{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}} | {{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}} | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}} | ||
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{{TBT|394}} | {{TBT|394}} | ||
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png| | + | {{TB|{{W|Climate change|Global warming}} did not eat my homework}} |
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{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}} | {{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|398}} | {{TBT|398}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}} | |
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{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}} | {{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}} | ||
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{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}} | {{TH|Airdate|width=110px}} | ||
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}} | {{TBT|July 27, 2007}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}} | + | {{TB|I will not illegally download this movie.}} |
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 19]] == | == [[Season 19]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|401}} | {{TBT|401}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png| | + | {{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie 2|another movie]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}} | {{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|JABF20}} | ||
{{TBT|402}} | {{TBT|402}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal#News Corporation and News Corp|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}} | |
| − | {{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|404}} | {{TBT|404}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I am not an {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank}} | |
| − | {{TB|I am not | ||
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}} | {{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|406}} | {{TBT|406}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod|iPoddy]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]] | ||
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|JABF22}} | ||
{{TBT|407}} | {{TBT|407}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|{{W2|Pilgrims|Plymouth Colony|The Pilgrims}} were not {{W|Alien (law)#United_States|illegal aliens}}}} |
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{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|409}} | {{TBT|409}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
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{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} | {{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|410}} | {{TBT|410}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for [[Krabappel apartment|her condo]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}} | ||
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} | {{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|413}} | {{TBT|413}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
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{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} | {{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|417}} | {{TBT|417}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png| | + | {{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}} |
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{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|419}} | {{TBT|419}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|This punishment is not medieval. | |
| − | {{TB|This punishment is not medieval. | + | ''(This sentence is written in a medieval writing style, with {{W|Initial|the initial "T" being the most ornate}}.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} | ||
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== [[Season 20]] == | == [[Season 20]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
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{{TBT|422}} | {{TBT|422}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]]'s diet <u>is</u> working}} |
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{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|423}} | {{TBT|423}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|There's no such month as "Rocktober"}} | |
| − | {{TB|There | ||
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|425}} | {{TBT|425}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I did not see [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] siphoning gas}} | |
| − | {{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|KABF18}} | |
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{{TBT|427}} | {{TBT|427}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner | |
| − | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}} | + | ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:''<br>I will not bring the chalkboard home |
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| + | ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room.)''}} | ||
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}} | {{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF20}} | ||
{{TBT|428}} | {{TBT|428}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png| | ||
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} | {{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF21}} | ||
{{TBT|429}} | {{TBT|429}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} |
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{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} | {{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF22}} | ||
{{TBT|430}} | {{TBT|430}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Simpsons chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|HDTV is worth every cent |
| − | {{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}} | + | ''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF01}} | ||
{{TBT|431}} | {{TBT|431}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"{{W2|March Madness|disambiguation|March Madness}}" is not an excuse for missing school}} |
| − | {{ | ||
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} | {{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|432}} | {{TBT|432}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}} | {{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}} | ||
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} | {{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|LABF03}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|434}} | {{TBT|434}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} | |
| − | {{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} | ||
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} | {{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF11}} | ||
{{TBT|435}} | {{TBT|435}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to {{W|Troubled Asset Relief Program|TARP funds}}}} | |
| − | {{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|LABF05}} | |
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{{TBT|437}} | {{TBT|437}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not mock [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s outdated cell phone}} | |
| − | {{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF07}} | ||
{{TBT|438}} | {{TBT|438}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} | {{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|441}} | {{TBT|441}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|It's "[[Facebook]]," not "Assbook"}} | |
| − | {{TB|It's | ||
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF12}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
==[[Season 21]]== | ==[[Season 21]]== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|442}} | {{TBT|442}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:DSCN2656. | ||
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} | {{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF13}} | ||
{{TBT|443}} | {{TBT|443}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}} | {{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|444}} | {{TBT|444}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}} | {{TB|I am not allergic to long division}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|LABF16}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|446}} | {{TBT|446}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I do not have the hots for [[Marge Simpson|my mom]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF17}} | ||
{{TBT|447}} | {{TBT|447}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[Halloween]] does not kick [[Thanksgiving]]'s ass}} | |
| − | {{TB|Halloween | ||
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF18}} | ||
{{TBT|448}} | {{TBT|448}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} | {{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|LABF19}} | |
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{{TBT|451}} | {{TBT|451}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|{{W|2012 phenomenon|The world may end in 2012}}, but this show won't}} |
| − | {{ | ||
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|456}} | {{TBT|456}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[WWII|World War II]] could not beat up [[WWI|World War I]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|MABF07}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|458}} | {{TBT|458}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} | {{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} | ||
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} | {{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF08}} | ||
{{TBT|459}} | {{TBT|459}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}} | {{TB|This counts as gym and art class}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|MABF09}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRsT|460|2}} |
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]] | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>[[South Park]]—{{W|201 (South_Park)#Threats_and_censorship|we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRs|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"|2}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRs|MABF14|2}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Je ne suis pas français |
| − | {{TB|'' | + | ''("I am not French")''}} |
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{{TBT|462}} | {{TBT|462}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present}} | |
| − | {{TB|Eating my vegetables | ||
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF13}} | ||
{{TBT|463}} | {{TBT|463}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[Batman]] is not "nothing without his utility belt"}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[Batman]] is not | ||
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF11}} | ||
{{TBT|464}} | {{TBT|464}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us. | |
| − | {{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost | + | ''(This episode first aired on the same date as {{W|Lost season 6|the series finale of Lost}}.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF15}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== [[Season 22]] == | == [[Season 22]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
{{TBT|465}} | {{TBT|465}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|When I slept in class, it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} | |
| − | {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF21}} | ||
{{TBT|466}} | {{TBT|466}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I did not see [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] applying for welfare}} | |
| − | {{TB|I did not see | ||
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF17}} | ||
{{TBT|467}} | {{TBT|467}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png| | + | {{TB|I must not write all over the walls |
| − | {{TB|I must not write all over the walls | + | ''(This sentence is written all over the walls.)''}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[ | + | {{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|MABF18}} | |
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{{TBT|471}} | {{TBT|471}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"{{W|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving}}" is as good as "{{W|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}"}} |
| − | {{ | ||
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}} | {{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|NABF02}} | |
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{{TBT|473}} | {{TBT|473}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} | {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|MABF19}} | ||
{{TBT|474}} | {{TBT|474}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |||
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} | {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|NABF03}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|476}} | {{TBT|476}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} | |
| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF05}} | ||
{{TBT|477}} | {{TBT|477}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not make fun of [[Cupid]]'s dink}} | |
| − | {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|NABF06}} | |
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| − | {{TB| | ||
{{TBT|479}} | {{TBT|479}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} | {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF08}} | ||
{{TBT|480}} | {{TBT|480}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"{{W|Daylight saving time in the United States|Daylight Savings}}" is not a failed bank}} |
| − | {{ | ||
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|NABF09}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRsT|481|2}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} | + | {{TB|I will not ridicule [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s {{W|Final four|Final Four}} bracket}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRs|NABF10|2}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] writes:'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}} | |
| − | {{TB|'' | ||
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{{TBT|484}} | {{TBT|484}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
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{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} | {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF13}} | ||
{{TRsT|485|2}} | {{TRsT|485|2}} | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall | |
| − | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} | + | ''(This was a response to Kristen Schaal's name being misspelled as "Kristen Schall" in the closing credits of the previous episode, "[[Homer Scissorhands]]".)''}} |
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TRs|NABF14|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea | + | {{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"}} | |
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| − | == Season 23 == | + | == [[Season 23]] == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH|# | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TH|Gag | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TH|Episode | + | {{TH|Code}} |
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{{TBT|488}} | {{TBT|488}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}} | + | {{TB|It's not too early to speculate about {{W|2016 United States presidential election|the 2016 election}}}} |
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|NABF17}} | |
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{{TBT|490}} | {{TBT|490}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|It's November 6th-- | + | {{TB|It's November 6th--how come we're not airing [[Treehouse of Horror series|a Halloween show]]?}} |
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|NABF21}} | |
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{{TBT|494}} | {{TBT|494}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}} | + | {{TB|"{{W|Caucus}}" is not a dirty word}} |
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|495}} | {{TBT|495}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}} | + | {{TB|Cafeteria trays are not {{W|Toboggan|toboggans}}}} |
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF18}} | ||
{{TBT|496}} | {{TBT|496}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|{{ | + | {{TB|{{W2|The Adventures of Tintin|film|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}} |
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF03}} | ||
{{TBT|497}} | {{TBT|497}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}} | {{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|498}} | {{TBT|498}} | ||
| − | |||
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} | {{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF05}} | ||
{{TBT|499}} | {{TBT|499}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}} | {{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF06}} | ||
{{TRsT|500|2}} | {{TRsT|500|2}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} | + | {{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} |
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|PABF07|2}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart spray paints onto the wall:'''<br>I ♡ the breakdown of society}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRsT|504|2}} |
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{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours | + | {{TB|'''Original/UK airing:'''<br>[[Springfield's state|The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours]]}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}} |
| − | + | {{TRs|PABF11|2}} | |
| − | {{ | + | {{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:'''<br>[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}} | |
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{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Call your mother during the commercials | + | {{TB|Call your mother during the commercials}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[Ned ' | + | {{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}} |
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== [[Season 24]] == | == [[Season 24]] == | ||
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{{TBT|509}} | {{TBT|509}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day ( | + | {{TB|I will not {{W|Labor Day#Unofficial end of summer|wear white after Labor Day}} |
| + | ''(Bart is wearing a white shirt and white pants.)''}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}} | + | {{TB|I will not concede the election till {{W|Karl Rove}} gives me permission}} |
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|513}} | {{TBT|513}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag. | + | {{TB|I want to secede but [[Springfield's state|don't know which state I'm in]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|514}} | {{TBT|514}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}} | {{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}} | ||
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}} | + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not get fat over the holidays}} |
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|RABF02}} | ||
{{TBT|518}} | {{TBT|518}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}} | {{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}} | ||
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}} | {{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|RABF07}} | ||
{{TBT|521}} | {{TBT|521}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Hardly Kirk-ing Chalkboard Streaming Only.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>I will not [[Twitter|tweet]] as [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]]'s toilet <!-- TODO: confirm if this chalkboard gag is also available in syndication. --> | |
| − | {{TB|'' | + | ''(The [[Opening sequence|opening sequence]] for this episode was not included in the original broadcast in order to make room to broadcast [[The Longest Daycare]].)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|523}} | {{TBT|523}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard | + | {{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard |
| + | ''(Bart writes this with a black marker on a whiteboard.)''}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|RABF09}} | ||
{{TBT|524}} | {{TBT|524}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}} | + | {{TB|[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]]'s last words were not "TGIF"}} |
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|This | + | {{TB|This school is not falling apart |
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| + | ''(The blackboard then falls apart as Bart turns to run out of the classroom.)''}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}} | ||
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== [[Season 25]] == | == [[Season 25]] == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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{{TBT|531}} | {{TBT|531}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homerland | + | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment}} |
| − | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment | ||
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|RABF20}} | ||
{{TBT|532}} | {{TBT|532}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]][[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Bart and Stephen King.png|300px]][[File:Stephen King.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy | |
| − | {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}} | + | ''(Bart then turns and sees a maniacally-grinning [[Stephen King (character)|Stephen King]], who has been writing the same sentence all over the classroom walls with a pencil.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|RABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|533}} | {{TBT|533}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}} | + | {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.<br>(This is written once, and Bart is sad.) |
| + | ''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for [[Edna Krabappel]], passed away nine days before this episode aired.) | ||
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| + | ''(This also appears in a flashback scene in "[[Diary Queen]]".)''}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|RABF18}} | ||
{{TRsT|534|2}} | {{TRsT|534|2}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|My | + | {{TB|My school schedule does not include a {{W2|Bye|sports|bye week}}}} |
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|RABF22|2}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}} | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart stitches on a quilt:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}} |
{{TBT|535}} | {{TBT|535}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}} | {{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|RABF19}} | |
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{{TBT|537}} | {{TBT|537}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}} | + | {{TB|I will stop asking when [[Santa]] goes to the bathroom}} |
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|SABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|538}} | {{TBT|538}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not call my teacher " | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "[[Prancer]]" and "[[Vixen]]".}} |
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}} | {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|SABF01}} | |
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{{TRsT|540|2}} | {{TRsT|540|2}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>{{W|Judas Priest}} is not "Death Metal"}} |
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|SABF03|2}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying | + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:'''<br>If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} |
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{{TBT|542}} | {{TBT|542}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}} | + | {{TB|''(A bracket-style tournament of characters with [[Homer]] and [[Jasper Beardly|Jasper]] in the finals.)''}} |
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}} | ||
| − | + | {{TB|SABF08}} | |
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{{TBT|544}} | {{TBT|544}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[Homer Simpson|My dad]]'s already drunk for [[Saint Patrick's Day|St. Patrick's]]}} |
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}} | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|SABF09}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TRsT|549|2}} |
| − | {{TB|'' | + | {{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>April showers do not bring {{W|Matt Lauer|Matt Lauers}}}} |
| − | + | {{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}} | |
| − | {{ | + | {{TRs|SABF14|2}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|'' | + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:'''<br>You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}} |
| − | + | }} | |
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| − | {{ | + | == [[Season 26]] == |
| − | {{ | + | {{Table| |
| − | {{ | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
| − | {{TBT| | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | {{TB|' | + | {{TBT|553}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|"[[ | + | {{TB|Spoiler alert: Unfortunately, [[Homer Simpson|my dad]] doesn't die}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|SABF20}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TBT|556}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXV Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[ | + | {{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|During the episode]], an unnamed student carves with their finger:'''<br>Eternal damnation is the only just punishment for the unbaptized}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|SABF21}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TBT|561}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[ | + | {{TB|Reindeer meat does not taste like chicken}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home for Christmas]]"}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|TABF03}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TBT|563}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[ | + | {{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}} |
| − | {{ | + | {{TB|TABF05}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TBT|566}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|"[[ | + | {{TB|Pixel art is not real art}} |
| + | {{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|TABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|571}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|TABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|574}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fight the future | ||
| + | ''(Bart writes this on a digital whiteboard with his finger.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|TABF16}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 27]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|587}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|{{W|Hershey's Kisses|Hershey Kisses}} do not drop from [[Cupid]]'s butt}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"{{LIITA}}"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|591}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|592}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|593}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Homer Simpson|Dad]] swears he'll get his taxes in soon}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|594}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|595}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Simprovised promo 7.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In a promotional image, [[Homer]] writes:'''<br>I won't show my boobs on live TV}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|596}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Milhouse van Houten|Milhouse]] does not live below the puberty line}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF15}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 28]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|597}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This arm needs {{W|Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction|Tommy John surgery}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|598}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|601}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The first episode of the second 600}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|603}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Being right sucks | ||
| + | ''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF19}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|604}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|610}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|612}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF09}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|614|3}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|WABF11|3}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] writes:'''<br>Everybody's a winner}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] writes:'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|616}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]] writes:'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|618}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:DogT - chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... [[Taylor Swift]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF15}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 29]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|621}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF16}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|623|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|WABF19|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag During The Episode.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Bart]] writes using multiple sticks of chalk simultaneously:'''<br>I will not}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|624}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|625}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|We do not live in our own pee | ||
| + | ''(Bart writes this as a fish.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|627}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Snow angels are not frozen hobos}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|629}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Strangling is not an effective parenting tool}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF04}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|632}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This is the last episode | ||
| + | ''(Bart then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|633}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date [[Donald Trump|the President]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|635}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF11}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 30]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|645}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the Simpsons' driveway:'''<br>I will not order pregnant rats}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|648}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My pre-[[Christmas]] behavior really helps the coal industry}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Daddicus Finch]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|649}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The fat man who works one night a year is [[Homer Simpson|my dad]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[['Tis the 30th Season]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|650}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My new year's resolution was to quit school}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mad About the Toy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|654}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[101 Mitigations]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|655}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''(Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|658}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not a grandmother}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Girl's in the Band]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|659}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not write "Audit please" on [[Homer]]'s tax return}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|660}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''(Bart writes one large "Haw Haw!" on the blackboard, then hits it, which turns around revealing [[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]] attached to it with duct tape.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|662}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities | ||
| + | ''([[Marge Simpson|Marge]] continues writing where Bart left off as he runs out of the classroom.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF16}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 31]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|668}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|{{W|Daylight saving time in the United States|Daylight savings}} isn't something I can spend}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|ZABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|671}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Todd]] writes with two hands:'''<br>Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tool}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|ZABF04}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|673}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] spent New Year's Eve at home by choice}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Hail to the Teeth]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|ZABF05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|678}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes''':<br>Bart is at a doctor's appointment}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|ZABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|680}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''Written once on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard with no one present:'''<br>School online | ||
| + | ''(This was the first episode to air after several areas of the United States {{W|U.S. state and local government responses to the COVID-19 pandemic|began declaring a state of emergency in response to the COVID-19 pandemic}}.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|681}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ZABf12 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as [[Bart]] watches:'''<br>How did the boy get me to do this?}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|ZABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|682}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ZABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will stop reminding [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]] I have a later bedtime than he does}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|ZABF13}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 32]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|693}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not put laxatives in [[Santa]]'s cookies}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|696}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Diary Queen promo 9.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, in a photo:'''<br>I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet | ||
| + | ''(Bart writes this while Mrs. Krabappel reads a book.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|705}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, in a photo on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board:'''<br>I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]] | ||
| + | ''(Milhouse writes this while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF13}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 33]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|709}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII#Poetic_Interlude|During the episode]]:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF16}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|724}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|UABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|726}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate {{W|Second law of thermodynamics|the law of entropy}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|UABF15}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 34]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|741}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Ned Flanders Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Ned Flanders]] writes:'''<br>I will not attempt the salvation of a bureaucrat}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|OABF06}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|750}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|OABF13}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 36]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|774}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Women in Shorts promo 7.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not get detention just to practice cursive | ||
| + | ''(Lisa then proceeds to get out of school with her bike.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Women in Shorts]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|35ABF17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|788}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Stew Lies chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|No booger is so perfect it "demands to be flicked"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Stew Lies]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|36ABF09}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[Season 37]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|796|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 1.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:'''<br>I will not forget [[Frink]] stinks}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Bart 'N' Frink]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|36ABF16|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:'''<br>I'm listening}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|804}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Irrational Treasure chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>I will not have A.I. these write for me | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''(The [[Opening sequence|opening sequence]] for this episode was not included in the original broadcast because of timing constraints.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Irrational Treasure]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|37ABF08}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == [[List of specials|Specials]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Special|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Stewie Griffin]] writes while sobbing:'''<br>I will not think about Bart anymore}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Jimmy Kimmel]] writes as [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] watches:'''<br>I will not make celebrities read mean tweets | ||
| + | ''(Ths is written once.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:When Billie Met Lisa chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In the credits, {{Ch|Finneas O'Connell}} writes as [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] watches:'''<br>I will learn to prank my sister}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[When Billie Met Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Funday Football trailer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Showcased in real time}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Funday Football]]" (trailer)}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:2026 Indianapolis Colts Schedule Release with The Simpsons chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|We will not include {{W|Tyreek Hill}} in these videos}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[2026 Indianapolis Colts Schedule Release with The Simpsons]]''}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== Comics == | == Comics == | ||
| + | === ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' === | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|1}} | ||
| + | {{TB|April 4, 1991}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} | ||
| + | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|6}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Summer 1992}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|8}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Winter 1992}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' === | === ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' === | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|#|width=20px}} | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|1}} | {{TBT|1}} | ||
{{TB|November 1993}} | {{TB|November 1993}} | ||
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Amazing Colossal Homer | + | {{TB|[[File:The Amazing Colossal Homer chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}} | {{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}} | ||
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}} | {{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}} | ||
| Line 3,040: | Line 2,416: | ||
{{TB|March 1994}} | {{TB|March 1994}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}} | + | {{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away.}} |
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} | {{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|12}} | ||
| + | {{TB|September 1995}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:White-Knuckled War Stories chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes:'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}} | ||
{{TBT|75}} | {{TBT|75}} | ||
{{TB|October 2002}} | {{TB|October 2002}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}} | + | {{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency.}} |
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}} | {{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}} | ||
{{TRsT|123|2}} | {{TRsT|123|2}} | ||
{{TRs|October 2006|2}} | {{TRs|October 2006|2}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not watch TV in class}} | + | {{TB|I will not watch TV in class.}} |
| − | {{TRs|''[[Bobbing | + | {{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}} |
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}} | + | {{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}} |
| + | |||
| + | ''(The words "survive the school year" are dripping with blood.)''}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | === | + | === {{BSC}} === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|#|width=20px}} | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
| − | {{TBT| | + | {{TBT|28}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|February 2006}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Wienerful is not a real word.}} |
| − | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons: | + | {{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}} |
| + | {{TBT|99}} | ||
| + | {{TB|November 2015}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | === Bartman === | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|April 1994}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Penalizer Punishment-Nelson.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''While under hypnosis by [[The Penalizer]], [[Nelson]] writes:'''<br>I will not deface private property}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Where Stalks... The Penalizer!]]''}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == ''The Simpsons'' Comic Strips == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
| + | {{TB|December 2003}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Marge's "Vacation" chalkboard gags.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''Bart writes''':<br>I will not put superglue on the principal's chair | ||
| + | '''Marge writes:'''<br>I will not have any more children}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Marge's "Vacation"]]}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | == Books== | + | == Books == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|#|width=20px}} | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
{{TH|Books|width=300px}} | {{TH|Books|width=300px}} | ||
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{{TB|July 31, 1991}} | {{TB|July 31, 1991}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}} | + | {{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria.}} |
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}} | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
| + | {{TB|June 12, 2007}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Snail mail is not dead}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | == Products== | + | |
| + | == Products == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|#|width=20px}} | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | + | {{TH|Gag(s)|width=300px}} |
{{TH|Product|width=300px}} | {{TH|Product|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|}} | {{TBT|}} | ||
| − | {{TB| }} | + | {{TB|}} |
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside | + | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside |
| + | Mud is not one of the four food groups | ||
| + | |||
| + | I will not eat things for money | ||
| + | |||
| + | Funny noises are not funny | ||
| + | |||
| + | I will not sell school property | ||
| + | |||
| + | I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} | ||
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}} | {{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1990}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:School Kit.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not throw paper planes in class}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The Simpsons School Kit}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | ==Adverts== | + | == Adverts == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag}} | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
{{TH|Advert}} | {{TH|Advert}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}} | + | {{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion |
| + | ''(The fifth line ends at the word "commercial" and trails off.)''}} | ||
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}} | {{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | ==Calendar== | + | == Calendar == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag}} | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
{{TH|Note}} | {{TH|Note}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:1992 Calendar chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons 1992 Fun Calendar]], recycled from "[[Principal Charming]]"}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not tell a lie}} | + | {{TB|I will not tell a lie.}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar]]}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Simpsons 1995 Calendar Simpsons.jpg|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Principal Skinner is a weiner {{small|[sic]}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]] with a pencil}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}} | {{TB|I will be a better principal and son}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}} | + | {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]] in [[The Simpsons Calendar 2010]] (bottom-left corner)}} |
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}} | + | {{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons.}} |
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}} | {{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | == Trading cards== | + | == Trading cards == |
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' === | === ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' === | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|#}} | {{TH|#}} | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image}} |
{{TH|Gag}} | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
{{TBT|1}} | {{TBT|1}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}} | + | {{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude.}} |
{{TBT|2}} | {{TBT|2}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem.}} |
{{TBT|3}} | {{TBT|3}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly.}} |
{{TBT|4}} | {{TBT|4}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
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{{TBT|5}} | {{TBT|5}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} | + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again.}} |
{{TBT|6}} | {{TBT|6}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} | + | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car.}} |
{{TBT|7}} | {{TBT|7}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will spend my time productively}} | + | {{TB|I will spend my time productively.}} |
{{TBT|8}} | {{TBT|8}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything.}} |
{{TBT|9}} | {{TBT|9}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}} | + | {{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit.}} |
{{TBT|10}} | {{TBT|10}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}} | + | {{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.}} |
{{TBT|11}} | {{TBT|11}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}} | + | {{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems.}} |
{{TBT|12}} | {{TBT|12}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}} | + | {{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God.}} |
{{TBT|13}} | {{TBT|13}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}} | + | {{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings.}} |
{{TBT|14}} | {{TBT|14}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} | + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others.}} |
{{TBT|15}} | {{TBT|15}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} | + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue.}} |
{{TBT|16}} | {{TBT|16}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}} | + | {{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values.}} |
{{TBT|17}} | {{TBT|17}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Cursing is a crutch}} | + | {{TB|Cursing is a crutch.}} |
{{TBT|18}} | {{TBT|18}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman.}} |
{{TBT|19}} | {{TBT|19}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} | + | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.}} |
{{TBT|20}} | {{TBT|20}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} | + | {{TB|I will not sell school property.}} |
{{TBT|21}} | {{TBT|21}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}} | + | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude.}} |
{{TBT|22}} | {{TBT|22}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}} | + | {{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity.}} |
}} | }} | ||
== Video games/Applications == | == Video games/Applications == | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag}} | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
{{TH|Video game/Application}} | {{TH|Video game/Application}} | ||
{{TH|Note}} | {{TH|Note}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png]]}} |
| + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness]]''|4}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher hot cakes}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}} | {{TB|I will not burp in class.}} | ||
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}} | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}} | ||
| − | {{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}} | + | {{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".<br>Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png|320px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell fake cheat codes}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons Game]]''|9}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell real cheat codes}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not switch rating labels}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Another Simpsons Clip Show"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Bart Gets an "F""}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Fear of Flying"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Realty Bites"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "The Canine Mutiny"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Thesimpsons.com intro chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not eat things for money.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[TheSimpsons.com]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Recycled from "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"<br>From a Flash intro to the website from c. 2000}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Jenda Write Down Ideas.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''Written by [[Jenda]] on a whiteboard:'''<br>I will not settle}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|From task [[Jenda From the Future]]}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
== Other == | == Other == | ||
| − | |||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
| − | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Image|width=200px}} |
{{TH|Gag}} | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Usage}} | ||
{{TH|Note}} | {{TH|Note}} | ||
| − | {{TBT|}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|250px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|I will not | + | {{TB|I will turn off my cell phone at table reads}} |
| − | {{TB|Written | + | {{TB|Table Reading Room}} |
| + | {{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:My butt is not for blowing out candles.png|100px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My butt is not for blowing out candles}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[https://www.simpsonsarchive.com/guides/greetcardsushmev.html Hallmark Greetings Cards (from 2008)]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart Simpson (The Birthday Bootlegger).png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It's a pleasure to work for the Disney corporation}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Family Guy]] episode "The Birthday Bootlegger"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:O C'mon All Ye Faithful premier chalkboard gag.png|100px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not deck the hall monitor}} | ||
| + | {{TB|El Capitan Theatre premier of [[O C'mon All Ye Faithful]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Nancy Cartwright chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not start a podcast}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Promotional image for "Simpsons Declassified with Nancy Cartwright" podcast}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Written by [[Nancy Cartwright]] dressed as [[Bart]]}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| + | == Trivia == | ||
| + | Some chalkboard gags have mentioned, but not written on a chalkboard, including: | ||
| + | *Bart requests to do so in [[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]] to avoid [[Roofi]]'s music in his house, but [[Edna Krabappel]] does not give him detention. | ||
| + | *"I will never fake my death and attend my own funeral", on [[Bart Sawyer]]'s Tapped Out unlock message. | ||
{{Visual gags}} | {{Visual gags}} | ||
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The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Contents
- 1 Season 1
- 2 Season 2
- 3 Season 3
- 4 Season 4
- 5 Season 5
- 6 Season 6
- 7 Season 7
- 8 Season 8
- 9 Season 9
- 10 Season 10
- 11 Season 11
- 12 Season 12
- 13 Season 13
- 14 Season 14
- 15 Season 15
- 16 Season 16
- 17 Season 17
- 18 Season 18
- 19 The Simpsons Movie
- 20 Season 19
- 21 Season 20
- 22 Season 21
- 23 Season 22
- 24 Season 23
- 25 Season 24
- 26 Season 25
- 27 Season 26
- 28 Season 27
- 29 Season 28
- 30 Season 29
- 31 Season 30
- 32 Season 31
- 33 Season 32
- 34 Season 33
- 35 Season 34
- 36 Season 36
- 37 Season 37
- 38 Specials
- 39 Comics
- 40 The Simpsons Comic Strips
- 41 Books
- 42 Products
- 43 Adverts
- 44 Calendar
- 45 Trading cards
- 46 Video games/Applications
- 47 Other
- 48 Trivia
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Trivia[edit]
Some chalkboard gags have mentioned, but not written on a chalkboard, including:
- Bart requests to do so in Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays to avoid Roofi's music in his house, but Edna Krabappel does not give him detention.
- "I will never fake my death and attend my own funeral", on Bart Sawyer's Tapped Out unlock message.
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