Burns the Regular Joe
Burns the Regular Joe
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Burns the Regular Joe is a The Simpsons Comic Strips story that was first published in 2000.
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Smithers tells the reader that everyone thinks Mr. Burns is a cold, calculating billionaire living in his mansion on the hill, but if they were to spend the day with him, they'd see he's just a regular Joe. Burns asks Smithers to get the Pope on the phone and to peel him a raisin.
At 6:20 AM, Mr. Burns puts his pants on one leg at a time like an ordinary man. After failing to put his pants on, he asks Smithers to bring him his uni-pant.
At 7:30 AM, Burns eats a single hard-boiled egg, which turns out to be a Fabergé egg.
At 11:15 AM, Burns hangs out at the water cooler, talking about the boss. He speaks to Homer, who complains about Burns, calling him a pencil-neck wiener. Burns tells Smithers to put Homer in "the device."
At 12:02 PM, Burns has another Fabergé egg for lunch.
At 4:15 PM, Burns attends the PTA bake sale where he presents the cakes he made using fission rods instead of an oven.
At 7:30 PM, Burns has a date with who he thinks is Lillian Gish, but turns out to be Smithers in disguise.
At 8:03 PM, Burns does his nightly prayer, where he says that he prayed for locusts to strike his competitors. However, he geot union troubles instead, so he fires God and tells Smithers to bring in a golden calf instead.
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