  
List of chalkboard gags
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The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
| Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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| July 27, 2007
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I will not illegally download this movie
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| #
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
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| 465
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September 26, 2010
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When I slept in class it was not to help Leo DiCaprio
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"Elementary School Musical"
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| 466
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October 3, 2010
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I did not see Teacher applying for welfare
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"Loan-a Lisa"
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| 467
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October 10, 2010
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I must not write all over the walls
(in the meantime is written all over the walls)
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"MoneyBart"
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| 468
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November 7, 2010
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no gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXI"
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| 469
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November 14, 2010
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no gag
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"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
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| 470
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November 21, 2010
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no gag
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"The Fool Monty"
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| 471
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November 28, 2010
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"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
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"How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
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| 472
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December 5, 2010
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no gag
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"The Fight Before Christmas"
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| 473
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December 12, 2010
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Candy canes are not elf bones
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"Donnie Fatso"
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| 474
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January 9, 2011
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January is not Bart History Month
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"Moms I'd Like to Forget"
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| 475
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January 16, 2011
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no gag
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"Flaming Moe"
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| 476
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January 23, 2011
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Prince is not the son of Martin Luther King
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"Homer the Father"
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| 477
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February 13, 2011
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I will not make fun of Cupid's dink
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"The Blue and the Gray"
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| 478
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February 20, 2011
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no gag
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"Angry Dad: The Movie"
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| 479
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March 6, 2011
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I'm not here on a spitball scholarship
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"The Scorpion's Tale"
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| 480
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March 13, 2011
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"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank
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"A Midsummer's Nice Dreams"
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| 481
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March 27, 2011
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I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket
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"Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing"
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| 482
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April 10, 2011
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no gag
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"The Great Simpsina"
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| 483
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May 1, 2011
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no gag
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"The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
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| 484
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May 8, 2011
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I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"
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"Homer Scissorhands"
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| 485
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May 15, 2011
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Syndicated version:
It's Kristen Schaal, not Kristen Schall
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"500 Keys"
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International/online version:
Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"
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| 486
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May 22, 2011
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no gag
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"The Ned-liest Catch"
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Season 23
| #
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
|
| 487
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September 25, 2011
|
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no gag
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"The Falcon and the D'ohman"
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| 488
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October 2, 2011
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It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election
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"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
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| 489
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October 30, 2011
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no gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXII"
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| 490
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November 6, 2011
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It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?
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"Replaceable You"
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| 491
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November 13, 2011
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no gag
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"The Food Wife"
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| 492
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November 20, 2011
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"The Book Job"
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| 493
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November 27, 2011
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"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
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| 494
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December 4, 2011
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"Caucus" is not a dirty word
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"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
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| 495
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December 11, 2011
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Cafeteria trays are not toboggans
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"Holidays of Future Passed"
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| 496
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January 8, 2012
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Tintin did not sucksuck
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"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson"
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| 497
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January 15, 2012
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We do need no education
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"The D'oh-cial Network"
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| 498
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January 29, 2012
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There's no proven link between raisins and boogers
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"Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
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| 499
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February 12, 2012
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I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart
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"The Daughter Also Rises"
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| 500
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February 19, 2012
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Milhouse writes:
Bart's earned a day off
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"At Long Last Leave"
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During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:
I ♥ the breakdown of society
|
| 501
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March 4, 2012
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no gag
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"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
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| 502
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March 11, 2012
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no gag
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"How I Wet Your Mother"
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| 503
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March 18, 2012
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no gag
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"Them, Robot"
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| 504
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April 15, 2012
|
 
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Original airing: The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours
International (except UK)/online version: Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"
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"Beware My Cheating Bart"
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| 505
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April 29, 2012
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no gag
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"A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
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| 506
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May 6, 2012
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no gag
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"The Spy Who Learned Me"
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| 507
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May 13, 2012
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Call your mother during the commercials.
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"Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda"
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| 508
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May 20, 2012
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no gag
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"Lisa Goes Gaga"
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| #
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
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| 509
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September 30, 2012
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I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)
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"Moonshine River"
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| 510
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October 7, 2012
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no gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
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| 511
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October 21, 2012/
November 4, 2012
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no gag
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"Adventures in Baby-Getting"
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| 512
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November 11, 2012
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I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission
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"Gone Abie Gone"
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| 513
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November 18, 2012
|
300px
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I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in
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"Penny-Wiseguys"
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| 514
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November 25, 2012
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20 more shoplifting days till Christmas
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"A Tree Grows in Springfield"
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| 515
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December 9, 2012
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no gag
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"The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
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| 516
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December 16, 2012
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no gag
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"To Cur, with Love"
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| 517
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January 6, 2013
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Teacher did not get fat over the holidays
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"Homer Goes to Prep School"
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| 518
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January 13, 2013
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I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on
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"A Test Before Trying"
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| 519
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January 27, 2013
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no gag
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"Changing of the Guardian"
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| 520
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February 10, 2013
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I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"
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"Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
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| 521
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February 17, 2013
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no gag
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"Hardly Kirk-ing"
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| 522
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March 3, 2013
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no gag
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"Gorgeous Grampa"
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| 523
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March 10, 2013
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I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)
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"Black-Eyed, Please"
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| 524
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March 17, 2013
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Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"
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"Dark Knight Court"
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| 525
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April 14, 2013
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no gag
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"What Animated Women Want"
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| 526
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April 28, 2013
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no gag
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"Pulpit Friction"
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| 527
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May 5, 2013
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no gag
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"Whiskey Business"
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| 528
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May 12, 2013
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This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)
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"The Fabulous Faker Boy"
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| 529
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May 19, 2013
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no gag
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"The Saga of Carl"
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| 530
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May 19, 2013
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no gag
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"Dangers on a Train"
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| #
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
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| 531
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September 29, 2013
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300px
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25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.
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"Homerland"
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| 532
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October 6, 2013
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300px
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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"Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
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| 533
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November 3, 2013
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We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
(Marcia Wallace, the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)
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"Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
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| 534
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November 10, 2013
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My School Schedule does not include a bye week.
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"YOLO"
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During the episode:
I will not drop a stitch
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| 535
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November 17, 2013
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Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember
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"Labor Pains"
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| 536
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November 24, 2013
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The Kid Is All Right"
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| 537
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December 8, 2013
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I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom
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"Yellow Subterfuge"
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| 538
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December 15, 2013
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I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"
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"White Christmas Blues"
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| 539
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January 5, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Steal This Episode"
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| 540
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January 12, 2014
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Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"
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"Married to the Blob"
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If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying
|
| 541
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January 26, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Specs and the City"
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| 542
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March 9, 2014
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A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals
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"Diggs"
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| 543
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March 9, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The Man Who Grew Too Much"
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| 544
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March 16, 2014
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"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."
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"The Winter of His Content"
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| 545
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March 23, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The War of Art"
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| 546
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March 30, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
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| 547
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April 6, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Luca$"
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| 548
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April 13, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Days of Future Future"
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| 549
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April 27, 2014
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You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th
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"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
|
| 550
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May 4, 2014
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No gag
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No gag
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"Brick Like Me"
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| 551
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May 11, 2014
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No gag
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No gag
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"Pay Pal"
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| 552
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May 18, 2014
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No gag
|
No gag
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"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
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| #
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
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| 553
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September 28, 2014
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Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die
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"Clown in the Dumps"
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| 554
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October 5, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The Wreck of the Relationship"
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| 555
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October 12, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Super Franchise Me"
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| 556
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October 19, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXV"
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| 557
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November 2, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Opposites A-Frack"
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| 558
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November 9, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Simpsorama"
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| 559
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November 16, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Blazed and Confused"
|
| 560
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November 23, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Covercraft"
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| 561
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December 7, 2014
|
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Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken
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"I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
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| 562
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January 4, 2015
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
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| 563
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January 11, 2015
|
|
Snowmen don't have carrot penises
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"Bart's New Friend"
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| 564
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January 25, 2015
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The Musk Who Fell to Earth"
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| 565
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February 8, 2015
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Walking Big & Tall"
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| 566
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February 15, 2015
|
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Pixel art is not real art
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"My Fare Lady"
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| 567
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March 1, 2015
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"The Princess Guide"
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| 568
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March 8, 2015
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No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Sky Police"
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| 569
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March 15, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Waiting for Duffman"
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| 570
|
April 19, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Peeping Mom"
|
| 571
|
April 26, 2015
|
|
Lisa writes:
I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.
|
"The Kids Are All Fight"
|
| 572
|
May 3, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Let's Go Fly a Coot"
|
| 573
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May 10, 2015
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No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Bull-E"
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| 574
|
May 17, 2015
|
300px
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During the episode:
I will not fight the future
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"Mathlete's Feat"
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| #
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Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
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Episode Name
|
| 575
|
September 27, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Every Man's Dream"
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| 576
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October 4, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"'Cue Detective"
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| 577
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October 11, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"Puffless"
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| 578
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October 18, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"Halloween of Horror"
|
| 579
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October 25, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVI"
|
| 580
|
November 8, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Friend with Benefit"
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| 581
|
November 22, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"Lisa with an "S""
|
| 582
|
December 6, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"Paths of Glory"
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| 583
|
December 13, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"Barthood"
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| 584
|
January 3, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Girl Code"
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| 585
|
January 10, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
|
| 586
|
January 17, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Much Apu About Something"
|
| 587
|
February 14, 2016
|
|
Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt
|
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
|
| 588
|
February 21, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"Gal of Constant Sorrow"
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| 589
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March 6, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa the Veterinarian"
|
| 590
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March 13, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
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"The Marge-ian Chronicles"
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| 591
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April 3, 2016
|
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If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything
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"The Burns Cage"
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| 592
|
April 10, 2016
|
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Skinner writes:
Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson
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"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
|
| 593
|
April 24, 2016
|
|
Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon
|
"Fland Canyon"
|
| 594
|
May 8, 2016
|
|
Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift
|
"To Courier with Love"
|
| 595
|
May 15, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Simprovised"
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| 596
|
May 22, 2016
|
|
Milhouse does not live below the puberty line
|
"Orange Is the New Yellow"
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|
| #
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Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
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Episode Name
|
| 597
|
September 25, 2016
|
|
This arm needs Tommy John surgery
|
"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
|
| 598
|
October 2, 2016
|
|
I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in
|
"Friends and Family"
|
| 599
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October 9, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
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"The Town"
|
| 600
|
October 16, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXVII"
|
| 601
|
October 23, 2016
|
|
The first episode of the second 600
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"Trust but Clarify"
|
| 602
|
November 6, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"There Will Be Buds"
|
| 603
|
November 13, 2016
|
|
Being right sucks
(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which Donald Trump won, a result predicted in Bart to the Future)
|
"Havana Wild Weekend"
|
| 604
|
November 20, 2016
|
|
I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping
|
"Dad Behavior"
|
| 605
|
December 4, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Last Traction Hero"
|
| 606
|
December 11, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Nightmare After Krustmas"
|
| 607
|
January 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Pork and Burns"
|
608
609
|
January 15, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Great Phatsby"
|
| 610
|
February 12, 2017
|
|
If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on Atlanta
|
"Fatzcarraldo"
|
| 611
|
February 19, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Cad and the Hat"
|
| 612
|
March 5, 2017
|
|
We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up
|
"Kamp Krustier"
|
| 613
|
March 12, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"22 for 30"
|
| 614
|
March 19, 2017
|
|
Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"
|
"A Father's Watch"
|
|
In-episode (Lisa):
Everybody's a winner
|
|
In-episode (Bart):
I did nothing wrong this week
|
| 615
|
April 2, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Caper Chase"
|
| 616
|
April 30, 2017
|
|
In-episode (Grampa):
I just wrote one and I'm already tired
|
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart"
|
| 617
|
May 7, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Moho House"
|
| 618
|
May 21, 2017
|
|
Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift
|
"Dogtown"
|
|
| #
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
| 619
|
October 1, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Serfsons"
|
| 620
|
October 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Springfield Splendor"
|
| 621
|
October 15, 2017
|
|
It's unfair to judge a president on his first 300 days
|
"Whistler's Father"
|
| 622
|
October 22, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"
|
| 623
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November 5, 2017
|
|
Hooligan is not a profession
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"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
|
| 624
|
November 12, 2017
|
|
I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job
|
"The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
|
| 625
|
November 19, 2017
|
|
We do not live in our own pee
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"Singin' in the Lane"
|
| 626
|
December 3, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Mr. Lisa's Opus"
|
| 627
|
December 10, 2017
|
|
Snow Angels are not frozen hobos
|
"Gone Boy"
|
| 628
|
January 7, 2018
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Haw-Haw Land"
|
|
| #
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
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Episode Name
|
| 645
|
November 11, 2018
|
|
In-episode (on the street):
I will not order pregnant rats
|
"From Russia Without Love"
|
| 648
|
December 2, 2018
|
|
My pre-Christmas behavior really helps the coal industry
|
"Daddicus Finch"
|
| 649
|
December 9, 2018
|
|
The fat man who works one night a year is my dad
|
"'Tis the 30th Season"
|
| 650
|
January 6, 2019
|
|
My new year's resolution was to quit school
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"Mad About the Toy"
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| 654
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March 3, 2019
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Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion
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"101 Mitigations"
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| 658
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March 31, 2019
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|
I am not a grandmother
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"Girl's in the Band"
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| 659
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April 7, 2019
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I will not write "Audit please" on Homer's tax return
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"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
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| 660
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April 28, 2019
|
 
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Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape
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"D'oh Canada"
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| #
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
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| 668
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November 10, 2019
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|
Daylight savings isn't something I can spend
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"Marge the Lumberjill"
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| 671
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December 1, 2019
|
|
Todd writes "Idle hands are the Devil's tools" with two hands.
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"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
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| 673
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January 5, 2020
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|
Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice
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"Hail to the Teeth"
|
| 678
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March 15, 2020
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|
Lisa writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"
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"Better Off Ned"
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| 680
|
April 19, 2020
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"School Online", written on the school blackboard
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"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"
|
| 681
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April 26, 2020
|
|
Homer writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with Bart watching
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"Warrin' Priests: Part One"
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| 682
|
May 3, 2020
|
|
I will stop reminding the principal I have a later bedtime than he does
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"Warrin' Priests: Part Two"
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|
| Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Special
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| October 13, 2016
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|
I will not make celebrities read mean tweets
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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|
Comics
Books
Products
| #
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Release date
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Picture
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Gag
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Product
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|
|
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Underwear should be worn on the inside
Mud is not one of the four food groups
I will not eat things for money
Funny noises are not funny
I will not sell school property
I will not charge admission to the bathroom
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Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
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|
Adverts
| Picture
|
Gag
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Advert
|
|
I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.
|
Sky 1 400th episode ad
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|
Calendar
| Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I will not tell a lie
|
|
|
I will be a better principal and son
|
Written by Principal Skinner
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|
Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons
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Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar
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|
Trading cards
| #
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Picture
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Gag
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| 1
|
|
Biting is unsanitary and rude
|
| 2
|
|
I will not belch the national anthem
|
| 3
|
|
I will not encourage others to fly
|
| 4
|
|
Giving people wedgies is not clever
|
| 5
|
|
I will not do anything bad ever again
|
| 6
|
|
I will not drive the principal's car
|
| 7
|
|
I will spend my time productively
|
| 8
|
|
Tar is not a plaything
|
| 9
|
|
I will not lie, cheat, or spit
|
| 10
|
|
I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
|
| 11
|
|
I will not add to our nation's problems
|
| 12
|
|
Krusty the Clown is not God
|
| 13
|
|
Hamsters do not eat onion rings
|
| 14
|
|
I will not trade pants with others
|
| 15
|
|
I will not do that thing with my tongue
|
| 16
|
|
I will not undermine traditional American values
|
| 17
|
|
Cursing is a crutch
|
| 18
|
|
I am not a 32 year old woman
|
| 19
|
|
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
|
| 20
|
|
I will not sell school property
|
| 21
|
|
I will not get very far with this attitude
|
| 22
|
|
I will not overestimate my own popularity
|
|
Video games/Applications
| Picture
|
Gag
|
Video game/Application
|
Note
|
|
|
I will not burp in class.
|
The Simpsons Screen Saver
|
At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
|
|
Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
| Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
|
I will not under-provision servers.
|
Written in Comic Sans.
|
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Table Reading Room
| Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads
|
It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
|
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