Tire Fire and Brimstone

Tire Fire and Brimstone

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 12 Update: Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale Required characters: Ned, Marge, Moses, Homer Optional characters: Rabbi Krustofsky, King Herod, The Leader, Baby Jesus, Patty, Selma, See Currency-earning jobs Previous quest(s): The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 2 Next quest(s): The True Meaning of Christmas

Tire Fire and Brimstone is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between December 27, 2020 and January 13, 2021 Can you help us bring Homer back home for Christmas, Rabbi? Enough with the C-word already. No guarantees, but I will pray for divine blessing on your quest. Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu. ...Melech ha'olam. How do you know this prayer? I try to follow Christ in every way I can — and since he had a bar mitzvah, I had one, too! Task: "Collect Menorahs" (x150). If Rabbi Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Pray for Divine Guidance". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ned Out-Pray Rabbi Krustofsky". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Holy Me, where am I? Springfield, your Mosesness. The one in Egypt, the Sinai, or Palestine? America. Don't ask. Phew. I was wondering where the pyramids were. I mean, I know it was involuntary, but we put a lot of work into them. You'd kind of hope they held up. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Moses

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Our neighbors have been seduced by a cult. We need your help setting them free. I can see this city has an acute case of idolatry. I'm going to prescribe immediate smiting for everyone who worships the baby god. What, no! That's not a cult! Called it. If symptoms continue, take their two first-born sons and call me in the morning. That's not the cult we're worried about right now. There's a new one that set up a compound and lured all our people with promises of rides in a spaceship. Ah, the old spaceship promo. We tried that with Ezekiel. It gets dusted off every so often. I will deliver Homer and Baby Jesus out of captivity. Follow me to the cult compound! Did you say Baby Jesus? Keep your hands off him. He's mine! Oh, no, we prayed too hard! That's King Herod! What will you do with Baby Jesus when you find him? If I answered that, you'd say I was OUT OF MY MIND! But if you're not completely satisfied with the results, then YOUR BABY JESUS IS FREEEE! That's a pretty good deal. Task: "Collect Menorahs" (x150). If Moses is owned: Task: "Make Moses Wander in the Desert". The job takes place at Cactus Rock 1, Cactus Rock 2, Cactus Rock 3, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, the Town Plaza, Old Mine, Springfield Mall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ned Follow Moses Into the Desert". The job takes place at Cactus Rock 1, Cactus Rock 2, Cactus Rock 3, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, the Town Plaza, Old Mine, Springfield Mall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Follow Moses Into the Desert". The job takes place at Cactus Rock 1, Cactus Rock 2, Cactus Rock 3, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, the Town Plaza, Old Mine, Springfield Mall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If King Herod is owned: Task: "Make King Herod Follow Tiny Footsteps Around". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours. Behold, ye doubters and grumblers and directions-wanters, for we have reached unto the cult compound! That's the outlet mall! Then verily let us go back to Route 60 and try the other exit. When are we going to get there? Based on my desert-wandering experience, I foresee an arrival time of roughly thirty years from now, forty tops, depending on traffic. *annoyed murmur* Be patient, thou blue-haired Jezebel. I am the foremost prophet of the Lord — his uber prophet, you might say — and I have a five-star rating for getting my fares to their destination. Who gave you a five-star rating? The Israelites. But I think they were trying to butter me up after I caught them practicing idolatry in the back of my caravan. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Rappin' Rabbis

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Jello? The Leader speaking. I have a VIP who wants to join your cult. You need to come pick us up. How VIP are we talking about? V V V! It's not Lovitz, is it? I mean, I guess he's famous, but... No. This VIP says he's a divinely-appointed prophet of the Lord. Kaney! I'll be right there! Task: "Collect Menorahs" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Tell Moses to Act Like Kanye". The job takes place at Cactus Rock 1, Cactus Rock 2, Cactus Rock 3, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, the Town Plaza, Old Mine, Springfield Mall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Moses Look Up the False God Kanye". The job takes place at Cactus Rock 1, Cactus Rock 2, Cactus Rock 3, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, the Town Plaza, Old Mine, Springfield Mall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Leader is owned: Task: "Make The Leader Bring the Spaceship". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. You look familiar. Have we met? It depends. Have you read...Leviticus? *begins warming up fire and brimstone* Hmm, don't think I have. Is that the new Grisham? No, but I've been wanting to read that. A courtroom drama? How does he come up with that stuff? Say, where'd you get that sweet spaceship? Right? Pretty cool, huh? It's a special treat for all Movementarians. So wait, I join and I get to ride that thing? All the way to planet Blisstonia. Just tell me where to sign! Well, I'd say let's get you some robes, but then it looks like you've already got that covered. Follow me back to the compound! Finally, someone's leading ME! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Orthodox Ambulance

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 You seen this new guy? What a suck up. Pfft, who does he think he is, the second coming of Moses? People of the movement! I have inscribed the Leader's laws onto a tablet. And you're not going to believe what his first commandment is! Your boosting of our commandment click-through is most impressive, Moses. You have earned top ranking and an immediate ride in the spaceship. Ah, c'mon! Yeah, he just got here! Task: "Collect Menorahs" (x150). If The Leader is owned: Task: "Make The Leader Give Moses the VIP Treatment". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Moses Do the Movementarian PR Circuit". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Clean Moses' Socks and Sandals". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Clean Moses' Bathroom". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Inspect Homer's Work". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Inspect Baby Jesus' Work". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Homer, there you are. Marge? Are you joining The Leader and going into space with me and Baby Jesus? Homie, it's time you stop with this Movementarian silliness and come back home. It's almost Christmas and I don't want yet another holiday ruined. Aww, you're right, Marge. How could I have been so stupid? Let's go home. Oh, Homer... Want to come test out the new rocket boosters on the spaceship? Ooh! Spaceship! *runs off* *annoyed grumble* Did you really think it would be that easy, Marge? Quest reward: 100 and 10 Menorah Pile

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Your Moses was a complete dud. I wanted to one-star him but I was afraid he'd one-star me. Yeah, you gotta be careful. Moses is as good as it gets. If he can't lead someone out of captivity, maybe they don't want to be led out of captivity. Not to be a "Karen" or anything, but I'd like to speak to Moses' manager. How is that not being a Karen? That's the definition of being a Karen! I'd like to speak with your manager, too. Let me see if he's available. Task: "Collect Menorahs" (x175). If Rabbi Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofky Entreat Yahweh". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Worry That She's a Karen". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Alright, look. I'll call Yahweh, but no promises. ... It's ringing. ... *click* YOU DARE SUMMON ME FROM THE GREAT BEYOND WITH THE UNLAWFUL UTTERANCE OF MY NAME??!!! I – I'm sorry – I just – there's a woman here– Heh, I'm just messin' with you, Hyman. Tell her I'm out of the office. I can hear you! Say I'm on a call. I heard that too! Quest reward: 200 and 20 Burns Cult Headquarters and 1

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Search Synagogue Pews for Menorahs Homer, Bart, Marge, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned, Mr. Burns, Krusty, Wiggum, Moe, Rabbi Krustofsky 4h Temple Beth Springfield, Solomon's Temple, Mega Church, First Church of Springfield, Springfield Episcopal Church, Brown House 5, 45 Search the Rabbi's Podium for Menorahs The Leader, Baby Jesus, King Herod 8, 70

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to "fire and brimstone", an idiomatic expression referring to God's wrath.

[show] The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale quests
The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle • Space Cadet • Hallowed Be Thy Shame • Tire Fire and Brimstone • Stupid vs Sexy • The True Meaning of Christmas
The Leader	Unhappy Hunting
Krusty Claus	The Lap of Luxury
Sexy Santa Marge	Packing Heat
Baby Jesus	WWBJD
Moses	The Chain of Command
Yahweh	The Mid-Life Tribulation
King Herod	Filmed to Death
Andre	Heaven Forbidden