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Packing Heat
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Packing Heat is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires Sexy Santa Marge to be obtained.
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Homie, I'm so excited for this weekend getaway. It'll be a long drive, but the time away from the kids will all be worth it. Patty and Selma should be here to pick them up any second.
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Yeah, and don't forget about the sexy times. Remember the sexy times we had planned, Marge?
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*giggles* Should I bring that sexy Santa outfit I bought for Christmas?
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I don't think you need to bring anything else.
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Oh! Patty just left a voicemail saying her car broke down and she can't make it to pick up the kids. I'm gonna have to go drop them off. *runs out the door*
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No problem, Marge. I'll take care of packing your things while you drop off the kids.
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Let's see. Now where does Marge keep her sexy things?
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Task: "Make Homer Pack Marge's Bag for the Trip". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Drop Off the Kids". The job takes place at Homer's Car, Canyonero, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Fight With Lisa the Whole Way". The job takes place at Homer's Car, Canyonero, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Fight With Bart the Whole Way". The job takes place at Homer's Car, Canyonero, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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C'mon, Marge. How about a little smooching?
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*giggles* Homie, I don't think it's the right time for that.
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Well, I could make time. *scootches over*
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Homer, eyes on the road!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Marge, will you look at this hotel room? There's a bathtub in the living room!
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Ooh.
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And a couch in the bathroom!
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It is awfully fancy. Let me just get out of these clothes from the long drive.
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Um, Homie where did you pack my other clothes? The only thing in this bag is my sexy Santa outfit.
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Yep.
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That's — that's all you packed me?!
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Marge, what do you think we came up here for? Isn't that the only outfit you need?
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*annoyed grumble* Homer, we're here for four days. Didn't you want to take some time to go hiking or sight-seeing or anything?
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No.
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Homer Simpson, you're going to drive into town right this instant and buy me some more clothes.
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But, Marge...we're in the middle of nowhere. Plus I only brought exactly enough gas money to get us home.
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Fine, then at least go downstairs and get me one of the hotel robes from the pool.
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Your wish is my comm — ooh, there's mints on our pillows!
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Task: "Make Homer Go Downstairs to Get Marge a Robe". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Sexy Santa Marge Take a Bath". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Marge! I got you a robe!
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Thank you. Is...is that one of the sexy robes from the gift shop?
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It sure is...
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Homer, you spent the last of our gas money to get another sexy outfit?!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Fine, I'll just change back into the dirty clothes I came in.
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Can't. I put them in the washing machine, but it turned out to be an ice machine, and when I put them in the microwave to melt, it exploded and shredded them.
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The shreds are in the dryer. At least I hope that's the dryer.
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Okaaayyy, I'll call down to the lobby and have them bring me up one of the pool robes.
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Can't. I put our room on double-reverse-do-not-disturb, which means they can't disturb us AND we can't disturb anyone else. Just to be safe. Because of all the sexy times we were planning...
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And our cellphones?
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Threw them out the window to make sure the kids couldn't contact us.
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*annoyed grumble* I'm heading down to the pool myself to get a robe, since you obviously can't be trusted to do it.
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In that outfit?
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Task: "Make Sexy Santa Marge Sneak Down to the Pool". The job takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Mope in the Hotel Room". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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*sneaking* Okay, I'm just about to the pool now. I just need to make sure no one sees me in my sexy Santa costume.
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Timothy, stop splashing me, please.
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*splashes* I'm baptizing you, Helen. Get it?
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*splashes* I want to baptize Mommy, too!
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*whispering* Oh, no. What are they doing here? If I can just sneak around to the other side of the pool without them seeing me...
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*gasp* Marge Simpson! To think that you would come all the way here just to seduce my husband.
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You think she'd do that?
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*puts hands over Reverend Lovejoy's eyes* Well, I won't give you OR him the satisfaction!
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C'mon, we're leaving. Everyone put on your pool robes. It's a good thing we got the last ones.
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*annoyed grumble*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I guess I'll just go to the front desk. I don't even care who sees me anymore.
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Welcome to the Resort at — hgggghhh—
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Is it possible that you have any more pool robes in the back room?
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*gulps* I — we have — I can check on that for you...
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If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try Not to Stare". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Sexy Santa Marge Hide Behind a Lobby Ficus". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Hatch a Plan Back in the Room". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, I'm back. And lucky for you they were all out of robes, so I'm still as sexy as ever.
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Homer? Are you here?
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Homer, you're not trying to play that sexy hide-n-seek game again, are you? Because I'm really not in the mood.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Alright, everyone. Step right up. It's five dollars to make me do a belly flop. Ten dollars to cover myself in grease and slide off the roof of the pool gazebo...
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Fifteen dollars and I'll get inside that floaty tube and do the truffle shuffle in the deep end...
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Whoa, slow down. One at a time. Okay — form a line, everyone...
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Task: "Make Homer Humiliate Himself for Cash". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Sexy Santa Marge Search for Homer". The job takes place at Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Homer? What in the world are you doing?
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*slides off roof of pool gazebo* Marge, look at how much money I made just by humiliating myself! And to think I was gonna do that anyways.
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Oh, Homie. You did this all for me?
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Yeah, I made enough money for gas to get us home AND some new clothes for you.
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Or...we could skip the clothes and just get this sexy Santa outfit back to the room where it belongs...
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You don't have to ask me twice!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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