| The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Click...and drag. Click...and drag. Click...and drag. Three items in the cart. Marge. Lisa. Bart. Woohoo! I'm done with all my Christmas clicking!
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*sucking sounds*
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You know about Christmas?
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*sucking sounds*
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Okay, what do you want?
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*sucking sounds*
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One pacifier coming up! Clicked...and dragged!
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Free three-day delivery? Tell that to someone who started shopping before the 23rd!
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Verify shipping address? Who's working for who? Nog break!
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Task: "Make Homer Drink Eggnog". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Verify Homer's Shipping Address". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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Homer, you just drank a gallon of eggnog!
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We need to finish it off. It's Christmas Eve Eve — and we all know the government takes it away on the 26th.
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Why can't we keep it until New Years?! It's seasonal! Seasonal!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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I'll pick up some more eggnog on the way back from the mall.
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Remember to get more nutmeg, too! And more nog! And more nutmeg! And more nog!
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Stop that!
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It's hard to get the balance right!
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My sisters are coming over for Christmas so we need to finish putting up the decorations.
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Your sisters? But Christmas is the season of love!
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I'm taking the kids to see Santa. You can Christmas-ify the house until we get back.
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I'm going to make our house a vision of Christmas electric cheer!
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Task: "Make Homer Cause A Citywide Blackout". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Marge Take the Kids to the Mall". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Update Pacifier Quantity in Shopping Cart". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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*moaning* Blacking out the town was way funnier when it happened to Chevy Chase!
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Feeling Frazzled? Join the Movementarians for a Frazzle-Free Holiday Feast!
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I am feeling frazzled! I do love feasting! This ad truck knows me better than I know myself!
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Can you really deliver a frazzle-free holiday?
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Yes! We at the Movementarians create a frazzle-free zone by removing frazzles, which are inter-dimensional grumpiness gremlins. We use our spaceship to dump them in a distant nebula.
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You had me at spaceship! How much does this frazzle-free holiday cost?
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The initial frazzle test is free. After that, it's all-you-can-earn.
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Did you say all-you-can-eat?
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Sure, that too.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the ol' razzle dazzle". Frazzles are a parody of Scientology's thetans and engrams.
