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The Chain of Command
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| The Chain of Command
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The Chain of Command is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires Moses to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark
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First the Christians, then the Movementarians, and now the Burnsentarians? We're getting our hats handed to us!
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To be fair, the other religions don't really have hats.
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It's not about the hats! We're losing market share, and you need to turn it around ASAP!
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Me? I've got my hands full with the Israelites. How about Noah? He spends all his time working on that boat — and he never even takes it out on the water.
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It just needs one more coat of sealant.
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You know why I don't want Noah? Because he's like his ark — washed up!
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I used to pack them in back in flood times, boss!
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How many millennia ago was that?
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A few.
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When I want someone to rescue a goat for me, I'll talk to Noah.
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You're the right person for this, Moses. You're my number one rep. Just use the ABC method. Always. Be. Converting.
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Okay but...seeing as you are all powerful, maybe you should just, you know, MAKE them follow you?
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Maybe I should MAKE you into a rabbit!
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All right, all right, I'm going!
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Task: "Make Moses Help Sort Out the Town's Problems". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Yahweh is owned: Task: "Make Yahweh Meet God for Brunch". The job takes place at Sham Rock Café, Skip's Diner, Grub Shack, The Happy Sumo, Johnny Fiestas, The Frying Dutchman, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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He ran so fast he left his sandals behind! It was priceless!
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I love it. When you're the Creator, they just let you do it!
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I know. Oh my God, you should've seen his face.
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Hey, watch the language man. There's no need to be taking my name in vain.
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Jesus, you have to be offended by everything.
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Don't bring him into this!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark
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Tell me, Reverend, what is in the heart of the people here? How do we bring them back to the Lord?
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Don't know, don't care.
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Perhaps that attitude explains the sparse attendance at your services.
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What part of "don't care" don't you understand?
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We're kind of a Christmas-and-Easter congregation, and that works for us. The rest is train time.
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I see that I must consult someone with greater insight into the spiritual needs of this community.
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Task: "Make Moses Go See Lindsay Naegle". The job takes place at Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Lindsey Naegle is owned: Task: "Make Lindsay Naegle Conduct Market Research". The job takes place at Marketing Agency, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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According to our research, your commandments are seen as "stern", "unfriendly", and "shalt-y".
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Comments included, "Reminds me of something my old roommate would put on the fridge", and "I shalt give this guy plenty of side-eye".
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Is there any chance we could lose the commandments?
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Lose them? The commandments are our brand!
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In that case, we'd better turn to the ultimate source of truth: a focus group!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark
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Okay, what sort of things do you think you should be commanded not to do?
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I don't want to say, because I'm so ashamed of 'em — and 'cause I don't want to stop doing 'em.
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Thou shalt not hang around with the same boring people every night?
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Thou shalt not bring up the same argument every night?
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Thou shalt not kill the buzz.
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Thou shalt not NOT spend every night drinking in a bar.
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What about gossip? How do we feel about prohibiting that?
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That reminds me! Thou shalt never believe what I heard about Sarah Wiggum!
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Are there any positive commandments you'd like to be ordered to obey?
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Thou shalt rest on the Sabbath by drinking in the street.
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Thou shalt find the keys to a new car under your chair!
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Task: "Make Moses Analyze the Focus Group Results". The job takes place at Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Focus Group Suggest More Commandments" (x5). The jobs take place at Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
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Our research found 537 commandments that tested better than your existing ten. The highest-rated commandment overall was: Go Big or Go Home.
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Well that should be pretty easy to carve.
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The whole stone-tablets things tested badly, too. According to our testing, it should be written on a pizza — in pepperoni. And served with ranch.
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Ranch on pizza? Maybe it is time to dust off the old smiting stick.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Suggest More Commandments" job are:
| After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark
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People of Springfield, thank you for meeting here today for the grand unveiling of the Springfield Commandments, sponsored by Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop.
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Home of the second commandment. I mean — second amendment. Whatever, same thing.
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Now if someone could just give me a hand lifting these enormous stone tablets...
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No one? Okay, I'll just read them down on the ground here.
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Commandment number one: "Thou Shalt Let Your Grandparents Live With You Instead Of Dumping Them at Springfield Retirement Castle".
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Ah, c'mon!
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Commandment number two: "Thou Shalt Wear Hot Pants Only When The Situation Calls For It".
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Yarr, ye've struck right to the heart of me!
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Commandment number three: "Thou Shalt Konmari Fold All Your Clothes".
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Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
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That does NOT spark joy!
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C'mon everybody. Moses is trying to ruin Springfield. Grab your pitchforks!
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Is this flamethrower okay?
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Task: "Make Springfielders Chase Moses With Pitchforks". The jobs take place at 10 and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moses Run For His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
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You were chased out of town!
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I'll be the first to admit that that didn't go the way I wanted.
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I'm disappointed in myself.
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We've got a 0.5 rating. There are ViewTube cults with more followers than us.
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Well, I'll get back out there and turn this around.
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Put the tablets down!
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What?
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You heard me. Put the tablets down.
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You're kidding, right?
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Do I look like I'm kidding? Commandments are for closers.
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How can I chastise without commandments?
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Here's a commandment for you: Thou shalt hit the bricks. You're fired!
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I've got a new rep: Gil Gamesh.
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Is he even a monotheist?
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We're just following the numbers here, Moses.
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Ol' Gil is back, baby! *singing* Summertime and the living is easy!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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