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Space Cadet
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Space Cadet
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Space Cadet is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After completing Pt. 2
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Your great benevolence, this is the new recruit I told you of.
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Ah, yes. Homer Simpson. I've just been looking over your test results.
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Oh, no. Is it positive? Or negative? Which one is bad and which one am I?
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Well, according to the F-reader, you're fully frazzled! You're going to have to work really hard and buy many Movementarian books and video tapes if you want to get frazzle-free.
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Don't we have suckers to do that stuff for us?
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Until you find us new suckers, you're the sucker.
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How do we find new suckers?
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The same way we found you — with the ad truck. Here are the keys.
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Can I play ice cream truck music while I drive around?
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Hmm. That would bring out many children, sir. Children are young and impressionable.
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So that's a yes.
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Woohoo!
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Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125). Task: "Make Homer Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Town Hall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes 4 hours. If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes 4 hours.
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Congratulations on your new recruits, Homer. You are now a Level One member of our cult!
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Woohoo! Level one is the highest level I've ever reached in anything! Lemme just park the ad truck and we can talk spaceship plans...
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We want to be frazzle-free!
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*gasp* I don't know what you're talking about. This is an ice cream truck!
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Then I'll have a Fudgsicle.
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We're out of ice cream.
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Did you two wish to take the Movementarian personality test and join our family?
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Their results came back. They have no personalities.
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Too bad, fatty. We're joining your cult anyway, out of spite.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Movementarian Ad Truck
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After completing Pt. 1
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Okay, kid, have you been naughty or nice this year?
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I'm non-binary, naughtiness-versus-niceness-wise.
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Others see me as naughty, but I self-identify as nice.
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Uh, okay. What do you want?
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A white Christmas.
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Does smog from wildfires count?
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I mean the new CrimeTown video game: "White Christmas: The Cali Cartel Comes Home for the Holidays". It's about a Christmas Eve turf battle between rival cocaine gangs.
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The elves have been hitting the nog early, so I'm not sure I can help you out.
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I see. It would be a shame if anything happened to that sweet ride of yours.
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My sleigh? Do your worst, kid. I drive a Lexus.
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I know. License plate: MR LAFF. Parked beside the dumpster.
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Let me reach out to the elves.
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Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125). Task: "Make Bart Wait for Krusty Claus to Make a Call". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Wait in Line". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Shop for Presents". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I think you're going to be very happy when you look under the tree on Christmas morning!
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If I'm not, I'll have a whole year to work off whatever I do in response before next Christmas.
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You wouldn't like me when I'm naughty.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Mall Santa Wish Center
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After completing Pt. 2
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Homer, your next task is to spread germs at salad bars around town.
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No way! It violates my morals to have anything to do with salad! And you don't make brainwashed followers with salad.
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Then you can always clean more bathrooms.
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Isn't there a faster way to ascend to the spaceship?
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Well, sure. You could always star in an action movie, become an international icon, and use your platform to promote the views of the Movementarians.
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As long as it doesn't involve salad.
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Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125). Task: "Make Homer Star in an Action Movie". The job takes place at the Film Set, Wild West Film Set, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studio, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Ascend the Movementarian Ranks". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Ascend the Movementarian Ranks". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Bad news, Homer. Your international box office was disappointing. We can only advance you one level.
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What about the streaming revenues?
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Those are a complete black box.
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Speaking of Homer being an international disappointment, Patty and I are Level Three now and we'll be your supervisors.
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*gasp*
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Fan me with some pamphlets, Level Two-ling!
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Massage my feet with the F-reader!
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There has to be another way to the spaceship!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Krusty Claus
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After completing Pt. 3
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Homie, we're home!
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Homie?
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Mom, there's a note here from Dad.
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*reading* "My dearest Marge. By the time you read this, I'll be in space. But don't worry, they probably have time machines in space so I'll come back before you even read this. Turn around, I'm right behind you."
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He's not there, just keep reading.
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*reading* "Oh, am I not behind you? In that case, I met a beautiful alien girl and we've started a family. But you'll always be my first love. Sincerely, Homie. PS: Maggie is in the hammock."
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*reading* "PPS: The Movementarians are coming over for Christmas — to recruit you and the kids. Don't join, it's a bunch of baloney."
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*poking head through the window* Did I hear you say Movementarians? Why, those zealots make my blood boil.
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Ned, will you help me go save Homer from a cult again?
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Sure thing, neighborino!
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Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Follow the Spaceship". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Ned Follow the Spaceship". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne
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After completing Pt. 4
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Homer, I've heard good things of your recruiting efforts with the ad truck.
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It seems you're to thank for us finally nailing that 4-11 demographic. Soon we'll move onto the all-important 18-49.
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It's time, Homer, for your next ascension ceremony.
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And then I get to fly the spaceship?
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Uh, no. But you get this cool badge on your robe.
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Ooh, can I tap it to talk to other people on the spaceship like an intercom?
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No, but that's not a bad idea. Can we make that happen?
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I'll get right on it, sir.
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Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125). Task: "Make Homer Ascend". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Leader is owned: Task: "Make The Leader Review Badge Intercom Prototypes". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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*answering door* Yes, can I help you?
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I'm looking for my husband, Homer.
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Homer? Sorry, don't know him.
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I know he's here! Let me in!
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Look, lady. There's no Homer Simpson here, now scram.
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Well now...I never mentioned his last name.
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Oldest trick in the book, and you walked right into it.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Movementarian Recruiters and 1
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Task
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Time
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Reward
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Dumpster Dive for Cult Pamphlets
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Homer, Bart, Marge, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned, Mr. Burns, Krusty, Wiggum, Moe, Rabbi Krustofsky
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4h
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Dumpster 1, Dumpster 2, Brown House
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5, 45
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Print High Quality Cult Pamphlets
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The Leader
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Movementarian Compound, Brown House
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8, 70
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest references several aspects of Scientology, such as E-meters as "F-readers", Thetans or Engram as "frazzles", and mentions starring in action movies, possibly a reference to Tom Cruise.
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