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Space Cadet
Tapped Out Space Cadet Icon.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale
Required characters: Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge
Optional characters: Patty, Selma, Ned, The Leader, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 2
Next quest(s): The True Meaning of Christmas


Space Cadet is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Recruiter Your great benevolence, this is the new recruit I told you of.
The Leader Ah, yes. Homer Simpson. I've just been looking over your test results.
Homer - Sad Oh, no. Is it positive? Or negative? Which one is bad and which one am I?
The Leader Well, according to the F-reader, you're fully frazzled! You're going to have to work really hard and buy many Movementarian books and video tapes if you want to get frazzle-free.
Homer Don't we have suckers to do that stuff for us?
The Leader Until you find us new suckers, you're the sucker.
Homer - Skeptical How do we find new suckers?
The Leader The same way we found you — with the ad truck. Here are the keys.
Homer Can I play ice cream truck music while I drive around?
Recruiter Hmm. That would bring out many children, sir. Children are young and impressionable.
The Leader - Happy So that's a yes.
Homer - Woo Hoo Woohoo!
Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125).
Task: "Make Homer Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Town Hall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes 4 hours.
If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes 4 hours.
Recruiter Congratulations on your new recruits, Homer. You are now a Level One member of our cult!
Homer - Woo Hoo Woohoo! Level one is the highest level I've ever reached in anything! Lemme just park the ad truck and we can talk spaceship plans...
Patty We want to be frazzle-free!
Homer - Glassed Eye *gasp* I don't know what you're talking about. This is an ice cream truck!
Selma Then I'll have a Fudgsicle.
Homer - Serious We're out of ice cream.
Recruiter Did you two wish to take the Movementarian personality test and join our family?
Homer - Annoyed Their results came back. They have no personalities.
Selma Too bad, fatty. We're joining your cult anyway, out of spite.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Movementarian Ad Truck

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Krusty Claus Okay, kid, have you been naughty or nice this year?
Bart I'm non-binary, naughtiness-versus-niceness-wise.
Bart Others see me as naughty, but I self-identify as nice.
Krusty Claus - Annoyed Uh, okay. What do you want?
Bart A white Christmas.
Krusty Claus Does smog from wildfires count?
Bart - Rolling Eyes I mean the new CrimeTown video game: "White Christmas: The Cali Cartel Comes Home for the Holidays". It's about a Christmas Eve turf battle between rival cocaine gangs.
Krusty Claus - Sad The elves have been hitting the nog early, so I'm not sure I can help you out.
Bart - Frustrated I see. It would be a shame if anything happened to that sweet ride of yours.
Krusty Claus My sleigh? Do your worst, kid. I drive a Lexus.
Bart - Determined I know. License plate: MR LAFF. Parked beside the dumpster.
Krusty Claus - Annoyed Let me reach out to the elves.
Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125).
Task: "Make Bart Wait for Krusty Claus to Make a Call". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wait in Line". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Shop for Presents". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Krusty Claus - Happy I think you're going to be very happy when you look under the tree on Christmas morning!
Bart - Frustrated If I'm not, I'll have a whole year to work off whatever I do in response before next Christmas.
Bart - Determined You wouldn't like me when I'm naughty.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mall Santa Wish Center

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Recruiter Homer, your next task is to spread germs at salad bars around town.
Homer - Annoyed No way! It violates my morals to have anything to do with salad! And you don't make brainwashed followers with salad.
Recruiter Then you can always clean more bathrooms.
Homer - Curious Isn't there a faster way to ascend to the spaceship?
Recruiter Well, sure. You could always star in an action movie, become an international icon, and use your platform to promote the views of the Movementarians.
Homer - Annoyed As long as it doesn't involve salad.
Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125).
Task: "Make Homer Star in an Action Movie". The job takes place at the Film Set, Wild West Film Set, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studio, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Ascend the Movementarian Ranks". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Ascend the Movementarian Ranks". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Recruiter - Sad Bad news, Homer. Your international box office was disappointing. We can only advance you one level.
Homer - Curious What about the streaming revenues?
Recruiter Those are a complete black box.
Selma Speaking of Homer being an international disappointment, Patty and I are Level Three now and we'll be your supervisors.
Homer - Surprised *gasp*
Patty - Happy Fan me with some pamphlets, Level Two-ling!
Selma - Happy Massage my feet with the F-reader!
Homer - Sad There has to be another way to the spaceship!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Krusty Claus

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Marge Homie, we're home!
Marge - Confused Homie?
Lisa - Curious Mom, there's a note here from Dad.
Marge - Reading *reading* "My dearest Marge. By the time you read this, I'll be in space. But don't worry, they probably have time machines in space so I'll come back before you even read this. Turn around, I'm right behind you."
Lisa - Annoyed He's not there, just keep reading.
Marge - Reading *reading* "Oh, am I not behind you? In that case, I met a beautiful alien girl and we've started a family. But you'll always be my first love. Sincerely, Homie. PS: Maggie is in the hammock."
Marge - Reading *reading* "PPS: The Movementarians are coming over for Christmas — to recruit you and the kids. Don't join, it's a bunch of baloney."
Ned - Worried *poking head through the window* Did I hear you say Movementarians? Why, those zealots make my blood boil.
Marge - Nervous Ned, will you help me go save Homer from a cult again?
Ned - Happy Sure thing, neighborino!
Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x150).
Task: "Make Marge Follow the Spaceship". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Ned Follow the Spaceship". The job takes place at the Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
The Leader - Happy Homer, I've heard good things of your recruiting efforts with the ad truck.
The Leader - Happy It seems you're to thank for us finally nailing that 4-11 demographic. Soon we'll move onto the all-important 18-49.
Recruiter It's time, Homer, for your next ascension ceremony.
Homer - Happy And then I get to fly the spaceship?
The Leader Uh, no. But you get this cool badge on your robe.
Homer - Ooh Ooh, can I tap it to talk to other people on the spaceship like an intercom?
The Leader No, but that's not a bad idea. Can we make that happen?
Recruiter I'll get right on it, sir.
Task: "Collect Cult Pamphlets" (x125).
Task: "Make Homer Ascend". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Leader is owned: Task: "Make The Leader Review Badge Intercom Prototypes". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Recruiter *answering door* Yes, can I help you?
Marge - Serious I'm looking for my husband, Homer.
Recruiter Homer? Sorry, don't know him.
Marge - Angry I know he's here! Let me in!
Recruiter Look, lady. There's no Homer Simpson here, now scram.
Marge - Serious Well now...I never mentioned his last name.
Ned - High Oldest trick in the book, and you walked right into it.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Movementarian Recruiters and Holiday 2020 Mystery Box Token1

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Dumpster Dive for Cult Pamphlets Homer, Bart, Marge, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned, Mr. Burns, Krusty, Wiggum, Moe, Rabbi Krustofsky 4h Dumpster 1, Dumpster 2, Brown House Cult Pamphlet5, XP45
Print High Quality Cult Pamphlets The Leader Movementarian Compound, Brown House Cult Pamphlet8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest references several aspects of Scientology, such as E-meters as "F-readers", Thetans or Engram as "frazzles", and mentions starring in action movies, possibly a reference to Tom Cruise.