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The Lap of Luxury
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| The Lap of Luxury
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The Lap of Luxury is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires Krusty Claus to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
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Alright, let's take a look at the old Krusty Christmas mailbag.
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*reading* "Dear, Krusty Claus. I want a new kitten because my old one aged-out into a cat. Ick!"
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*reading* "And I want the new video game Bonestorm 7: Die, Mom, Die!"
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*reading* "And the new Slay Station 5 to play it on. The processor has been optimized for death throes and blood-flecked final coughs."
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*reading* "Bring it to me or go to Hell! Kidding. But kind of not."
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Kids these days are so entitled. Why doesn't anybody ever ask what Krusty Claus wants?
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The elves finished knocking-off the Futurama merch and the robots finished knocking-off the Disenchantment crap — that plan worked like a charm, by the way. Is there anything else you want?
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Exactly! Why doesn't anybody ever ask me that?
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I just did.
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You know what I mean.
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Task: "Make Krusty Claus Go Treat Himself". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Elf Bart is owned: Task: "Make Elf Bart Work Through the Toy Backlog". The job takes place at Santa's Workshop, North Pole Station, North Pole Elf Cabins, Santa's House, Mall Santa Wish Center, or a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
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Where's Krusty Claus? I need to tell him we're behind on our toy production.
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He said something about "treating himself" and stormed off. What's the problem?
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We modernized "the list" to take account of goodness fluidity and now we have to make presents for the whole NNBN community — naughty, nice, both, neither.
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That's cool. I have always been a little nice-curious.
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If we're going to be ready by C-Day, we need less talking and more mallet-tapping.
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I also got sucked into a rebranding campaign designed to offset unconscious White Christmas privilege. Important work, but a bit of a rabbit hole.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
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Alright. Something just for me. There's gotta be something good here at this mall.
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Vape flavors! Get your vape flavors here!
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Your one-stop shop for cheap drones!
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Ugh. Is this what malls have come to?
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Santa? Can — can I — can I tell you my Christmas list? Pweaaaasse?
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Uh...I'm not Santa Claus, kid. I'm Krusty Claus. I only handle the zip codes outside of Santa's sled range. Also it's my day off.
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*cries*
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Ah, come on. Don't do me like that.
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*ominous glare*
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My baby is glaring ominously because he wants to give you his Christmas wish list.
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Look, I'm just here for like a... *looks around* ...a phone case, or maybe a calendar.
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*ominous glare*
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I'll pay you two hundred dollars.
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Two hundred bucks?! That would buy a lot of calendars. Hop on up here, baby. Tell Krusty Claus all your hopes and dreams.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Claus Abandon His Principles". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Man, this mall Santa biz is quite a racket. Way more lucrative than building millions of free toys and selling mail-order reindeer steaks.
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You called me, Boss?
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Elf Bart, we've got some monetizing to do. Look at this line of sheep waiting to be fleeced!
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How about a Meaning-of-Christmas VIP Pass? For a hundred bucks, the last person in line shall be first and the first shall be last.
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What if more than one person bites?
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We keep switching as long as they keep paying.
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Love it. You truly are a good shepherd!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
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Hmm. This does appear to be the right place, but it looks like there is already another Santa taking wishes.
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Look, kid. Enough with the details. Just point to a picture in this catalog and I'll send your parents an e-mail with a link to buy it. Kapeesh?
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Excuse me, I'm here to run Santa's Wish Center. Is...is this the right place?
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Oh, uh...right. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but uh...you've been replaced this year.
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*gasp* Is this because I used the A word?
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The A-word?
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Amazon. I told some kid they could get better prices online.
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You use Amazon?
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It's just too convenient! I wonder how they are able to deliver presents all over the world in a single night.
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I thought YOU could do that.
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Nah. We use a large unpaid local seasonal workforce to make it seem that way. We call them parents.
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I need this job to pay my Amazon bill. I'm going to talk to the manager and sort this out.
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If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Claus Get This Sorted". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Claus Take a Smoke Break". The job takes 4 hours.
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I told you, you haven't been replaced.
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So then who's out there taking my wishes from kids?
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I don't know, but he's really ripping through those lines quick. I hate to shut him down. What if you just set up shop by the other exit and we'll have two mall Santas this year?
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By the supermarket? What kind of mall has a grocery store for an anchor store?
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A failing one. Any other questions?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
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Alright, next! Get on up here.
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*jumps onto Krusty Claus' lap*
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Oof, aren't you a little old to be asking Santa for things, kid?
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Why, yes I am. But then again, you're not Santa. *squints* Are you?
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Hey, hey keep your voice down. I got elf mouths to feed. What do you want?
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*whispers into Krusty Claus' ear*
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Are you kidding me?! Do you know how much those cost?
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Hey everybody! This guy's not the real—
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OKAY, okay. Jeez, kid. Just shut your mouth, alright? I'll have it to you by the end of the day.
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Task: "Make Krusty Claus Pull Some Strings". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Wait With Bated Breath". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Wooaahhh. That...is...amazing.
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It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Can I try it?
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*shoots his new flamethrower across the lawn* If you're man enough, sure.
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AWESOME! And Santa Claus just gave it to you?
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You gotta know how to ask.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
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Right there, Chief! Arrest him!
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Alright, you're coming with me. Cuff him, boys.
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Hey, get your sticky donut hands off me, old man!
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No, not him! The Santa impersonator!
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But this kid's got a flamethrower.
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Quick boss, duck out the back. I'll distract 'em.
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Task: "Make Krusty Claus Duck Out the Back". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Elf Bart is owned: Task: "Make Elf Bart Distract the Cops". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Try Out His New Flamethrower". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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It's good to be back at Claus Co. But I can't imagine how far behind we are now on Christmas.
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If we train a thousand penguins to make toys and put them on the line we could get be back on schedule in no time.
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You do realize that there are no penguins at the North Pole? They only live in Antarctica.
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That's not fair! What are they, some kind of a trick-question animal? No wonder they look stupid!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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