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Filmed to Death
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Filmed to Death is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires King Herod to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark
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I heard a rumor that Baby Jesus was here. But you're telling me that's not true?
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Here? At my house? I...don't even know who Baby Jesus is.
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You're Ned Flanders, yes? The same Ned Flanders who just published an op-ed in the Springfield Shopper titled "Baby Got Back: The Return of Our Diapered Lord and Savior"?
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Oh, THAT Baby Jesus. Sure. Sure. Yeah, um...I'm pretty sure he's uh...getting a haircut.
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Getting a haircut?
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Yeah. Those long locks were really starting to get in his eyes.
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Task: "Make King Herod Track Down Baby Jesus at the Barber". The job takes place at Curl Up and Dye, Hairy Shearers, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Go Next Door to Warn Baby Jesus". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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*answering the door* Flanders. This better be good.
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Homer! Homer, you gotta warn Baby Jesus for me. King Herod is after him. I think he might be out for murder.
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Pfft, fine I'll tell the baby. *slams door*
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Maggie! Some guy wants to kill you!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark
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Excuse me. King Herod? I, uh...heard a rumor you were gonna murder a kid.
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And would this be a problem?
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Eh, depends on the kid. I mean yes, I would probably try to stop you.
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You're a policeman, yes? I could actually use your help.
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Task: "Make King Herod Make a Proposal to Chief Wiggum". The job takes place at Police Station, Wiggum House, Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Listen to King Herod's Proposal". The job takes place at Police Station, Wiggum House, Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Kill every baby boy in Springfield, huh? It's an interesting strategy, I'll give you that.
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You don't want to do it?
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I feel like it wouldn't go over well. But hey, what do I know?
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Anyways, good luck with all that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark
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Reverend, I'm at a crossroads. On the one hand, if I do nothing then our lord and savior Baby Jesus could get murdered.
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On the other hand, if I sacrifice my own soul and murder King Herod first, it'll save Baby Jesus. What's a good Christian man to do?
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Yes. Murder or not murder. It's a classic struggle.
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Excuse me, are you the reverend? I was thinking you might know where to find Baby Jesus.
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*gasp*
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Ned, why don't we just let Herod have this one? I mean we already have adult Jesus. Isn't that enough?
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*gasp*
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If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Lovejoy Let King Herod Have This One". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Gasp Louder to Make Sure Lovejoy Heard". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make King Herod Thank Lovejoy for His Fealty to the Crown". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Reverend! Do you know what you've done? If Baby Jesus dies now then it means he never dies later!
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So you...want Jesus to die?
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Of course! But...at the time of my choosing!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark
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Well, well, well. If it isn't Baby Jesus. And to think I'd find you here, at the Bowlarama.
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Herod. How did you know I'd be here?
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The reverend was easily exploited. Once I explained that your death now would mean your lack of death later, and as a result the failure of his religion to ever form in the first place...
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...he seemed very interested in no longer having to write sermons every week.
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So this is it, huh? You're just gonna off me right here? In front of all these cameras?
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I can wait for you to leave. I've waited two thousand years already.
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Perhaps I could interest you in a little proposal instead?
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If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Propose Faking His Own Death". The job takes place at Barney's Bowlarama, Town Hall, Springfield Library, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make King Herod Listen Intently". The job takes 4 hours.
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And so, you see, I get to live and you get to tell all your friends back home that you took care of that pesky messiah.
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Okay, so we film the faking of your death. But...none of my friends back home have phones or DVD players...
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*sigh* Fine. We'll have my faked death carved in stone and we'll get it notarized.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark
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Okay, so I'm gonna fall from this high ledge here. Flanders I think you're gonna wanna set up with the camera over there to get the best angle on my fall.
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Right-diddly-o, Baby Jesus.
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Looks like my guards are done placing all the mattresses down below.
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Right. Let's do a tracking shot across the balcony here as I run into frame. Then we'll need to get close-up coverage on my monologue, and we'll shoot B-roll after lunch.
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So...do I press this button here with the red circle?
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And...ACTION!
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If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Fake His Own Death". The job takes place at Herod's Citadel or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make King Herod Pretend to Kill Baby Jesus". The job takes place at Herod's Citadel and takes 4 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Get a Good Tracking Shot". The job takes place at Herod's Citadel or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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And so that's where I'm still confused. Because Baby Jesus was killed, but somehow you're still here?
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Homer, what's the one thing I'm kinda known for?
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Making fish sandwiches?
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Okay, what's the OTHER one thing I'm kinda known for?
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Ooh, it's gotta be your abs. They always seem so toned.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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