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Dating Do's and Don'ts is a The Simpsons Comic Strips story that was first published in 2000. It was also available via the Simpsons Store app. The story is a remake of Patty and Selma's Dating Do's & Dont's from Bart Simpson's Joke Book.
Synopsis
- Tattoo Annie compiles a list of dating do's and don'ts.
Plot
Tattoo Annie gives her dating do's and don'ts:
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Don't
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| Respond to personal ads in the classified section of the local newspaper.
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Respond to graffiti on the walls of the local singles bar.
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| Dress to kill.
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Cause actual heart failure.
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| Ask him to rub suntan lotion on your back.
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Ask him to rub ointment on your bunion.
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| Do let him show you his etchings.
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Don't invite him up to see your appendix scar.
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| Do wait by the phone.
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Don't hold your breath.
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