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WWBJD is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires Baby Jesus to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark I've almost got the paperwork ready for you. After a few signatures, you'll be the proud new owner of a beautiful Victorian home. Only two known ghosts in residence. I was really hoping for mid-century modern, but the price was too good. I just hope the needed renovations don't kill the budget. Tithes are down this month, so I gotta take it easy, you know? I want to make sure I get this paperwork right. So...is "Baby" your legal first name? *sigh* It's actually Josh. Task: "Make Baby Jesus Sign Mortgage Papers". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House and takes 4 hours. If Cookie Kwan is owned: Task: "Make Cookie Kwan Hand Over the Keys". The job takes place at Red Blazer Realty, Baby Jesus' House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Okay, that's the last signature. Here are the keys, garage door opener, pool keycard, and this complimentary refrigerator magnet for using Red Blazer Realty. Number one on the west side. *flashes west side hand signal* Unfortunately, I won't be able to use the pool. Thanks for the keycard, though. Oh, right. The whole walking on water thing. That's a drag. Yeah it really is a lame superpower. Like...it's never useful. Ever. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark So we'll go with granite on the island, and the undercabinet lighting will really make it all pop. Oh, and let's have a look at these blueprints for the breakfast nook. Wow, Roscoe. You really know your stuff. But...don't you have a whole steel mill to run? Why are you taking contractor gigs? Yeah...actually I normally don't. But we in the LGBTQ community are a little concerned about our chances at the afterlife. Was hoping that in exchange you'd be willing to...put in a good word with the big guy? Hmm, if you give me 10% off the renovations then I'll shoot him a text. *gasp* Haha, I'm just messing with you. 5%. Task: "Make Baby Jesus Shoot God a Text". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Roscoe is owned: Task: "Make Roscoe Have Demo Day". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark Alright, time to get these old pipes out. We'll need to shut off the water first. Uh, I think the shutoff valve is in the basement. It's down these stairs. *turns on basement light* AAAAHHH!!!!! *belch* What the — are you squatting in my basement? Mostly standing and lying down. I was living at the Bowlarama but my uncle kicked me out. You drop ONE case of mustard on the lane... You don't mind if I stay here a little longer, do you? I can pay you, just not with money. What about myrrh? Do you have any myrrh? I could use a plumbing assistant. Barney, you know how to use a plunger? Boy do I! How do you think I pay Moe back for all the drinks? Plunging the toilet at the bar, and accounting services. *belch* Task: "Make Baby Jesus Bring Down Some Fresh Linens". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Plunge Out the Old Plumbing". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Roscoe is owned: Task: "Make Roscoe Apprentice Barney". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. And so you see, Baby Jesus, that's why you want to make sure to save your receipts and itemize all the renovation costs on your taxes. Oh, I see. And to think, before today I didn't even know what a standard deduction was! I know, right? *belch* Roscoe, beer me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark *answers door* Yes? Oh boy, is this your lucky day. This here is Dr. Gil's All-Porpoise Cleaning Solution. The best around for every surface in your house. You mean all-purpose. No, sir. Dr. Gil's is the world's first cleaning spray made entirely of porpoise byproducts. It's the blubber that really dissolves the grime. Right, uh...you know I think we're good. Full up on cleaning supplies. Ah, c'mon will ya? Ol' Gil only needs to sell seven more of these puppies and he'll have enough for a hot meal and a place to stay tonight. Can you help a guy out? You need a place to stay, huh? Tell me...how's your tilework? Task: "Make Baby Jesus Make Up a Room for Gil". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Baby Jesus, where did you want this chandelier hung? Talk to Kirk, he's got all the lighting details. And make sure you're using the energy-efficient LEDs, okay? Doing great, Bob. Glad to have you here. Thanks again for letting me stay here and help with the renovations. It really has been a lifesaver. What can I say, Hugh. You've been a huge asset. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark *construction noises* Watch out, heavy load coming through! Yarr, who took my paintbrush? Sir? The Baby Jesus Home Renovation Union President would like a word. Gimme a break. Those people again?! Task: "Make Baby Jesus Get on the Horn With the Union". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Otto Refinish the Floors". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make Sea Captain Paint a Hallway Pirate Mural". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Track Worker Hours". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Wire the Recessed Lighting". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Kirk is owned: Task: "Make Kirk Redo His Crappy Tilework". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Hugh Jass is owned: Task: "Make Hugh Jass Build a Huge Ash Banister". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Fix Drywall Holes From Angry Punches". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Roscoe is owned: Task: "Make Roscoe Install Wainscoting in the Breakfast Nook". The job takes place at Baby Jesus' House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Alright, that's enough. I'm shutting this operation down. Shutting us down?! Chip and Joanna wouldn't stand for this, and neither will I! You are officially in violation of local fire code uh...seven-three...niner...clause B-7. Too many people living in a house with not enough fire extinguishers. Uh-huh. Anything I can do to...make this all go away? Baby Jesus...are you trying to bribe me? ...no? Ah, dang. I really could've used the money. I don't get paid enough for this volunteer gig. Uh, Mr. Simpson? Your wife is on the phone. She sounds mad. *gasp* Does she look mad too? That's the double whammy combo. Baby Jesus, you gotta hide me! I think you know my price. Thirty pieces of silver? Eesh, somebody went to church this week. I dozed off once or twice, but I remembered that silver part. Eh, sorta. C'mon, the basement is right through here. You okay with the top bunk? Homer, we're gonna be roomies?! *belch* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "What would Jesus do?", often abbreviated to "WWJD?"