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{{TB|Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are.}}
 
{{TB|Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are.}}
 
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{{TB|We are…running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance.}}
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{{TB|We are...running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Nativity Recycling]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Which one?}}
 
{{TB|Which one?}}
 
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{{TB|Well, I suppose there's no point being coy about it anymore…}}
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{{TB|Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time?}}
 
{{TB|Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time?}}
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{{TB|If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you?}}
 
{{TB|If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you?}}
 
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{{TB|Umm…}}
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{{TB|Well…}}
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{{TB|You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them!}}
 
{{TB|You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them!}}
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{{TB|Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons.}}
 
{{TB|Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons.}}
 
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{{TB|I do sometimes feel frazzled…}}
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{{TB|I do sometimes feel frazzled...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Halos|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Halos|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship?}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship?}}
 
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{{TB|Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD…}}
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{{TB|Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD...}}
 
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{{TB|Right, got it. So it's a long time.}}
 
{{TB|Right, got it. So it's a long time.}}
 
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{{TB|…building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows…}}
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{{TB|...building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows...}}
 
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{{TB|I said I got it!}}
 
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{{TB|The older I get, the more I believe in it!}}
 
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{{TB|Let me check my Naughty or Not app…}}
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{{TB|Your niceness is off the charts! You're entitled to whatever Christmas presents you can afford to buy.}}
 
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{{TB|Are you kidding me? The reindeer labor union is the most powerful in the North Pole!}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm…you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours?}}
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{{TB|Hmm...you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it.}}
 
{{TB|If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it.}}

Revision as of 14:43, April 6, 2025


Hallowed Be Thy Shame
File:Tapped Out Hallowed Be Thy Shame Icon.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale
Required characters: Ned, Marge, Bart, Homer
Optional characters: Rod, Todd, Baby Jesus, The Leader, Patty, Selma, See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 2
Next quest(s): The True Meaning of Christmas


Hallowed Be Thy Shame is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between December 18, 2020 and January 13, 2021
Ned - Suspicious This Movementarian malarky is starting to look like a movement. We need to find a way to stop it and get our sheep back into their proper fold.
Marge - Serious Maybe we should consult an expert on cults?
Ned - Happy Good idea!
Task: "Collect Halos" (x150).
Task: "Make Ned Consult Lovejoy". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Put Out the Nativity for Inspiration". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Every religion has its own path to truth, Ned. Who is to say one is better than the others?
Ned - Shocked We are! Whatever happened to the Inquisition?
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed That was the Catholic Church, Ned. We're Protestant.
Ned - Suspicious Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed We are...running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Nativity Recycling

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Ned - Sad Boys, to get Homer back to his family, we've got to pray harder than we've ever prayed before.
Rod - Sad Even harder than that time Bart hid a walkie-talkie in our room and made us think the demons were talking to us in our sleep?
Todd - Sad Even harder than that time Bart replaced the pages of Deuteronomy with chapter four of The Anarchist Cookbook?
Ned - Sad Harder than you've ever prayed because of anything Bart has ever done to you.
Task: "Collect Halos" (x150).
Task: "Make Ned Pray Harder Than He's Ever Prayed Before". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Rod is owned: Task: "Make Rod Pray Harder Than Todd". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Todd is owned: Task: "Make Todd Pray Harder Than Rod". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Put the Finishing Touches on the Next Prank". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
God - Annoyed Come on, Ned! It's Christmas Eve Eve!
Ned And because it's Christmas Eve Eve, I direct my prayer to the Baby Jesus and ask for his help.
God - Annoyed Fine. BJ, it's for you!
Baby Jesus - Surprised Wah!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Santa's Workshop Sign

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Baby Jesus - Surprised What in the — where am I?
Ned Springfield.
Baby Jesus - Annoyed Which one?
Ned - Thinking Well, I suppose there's no point being coy about it anymore...
Baby Jesus - Annoyed Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time?
Ned - Sad Baby Jesus, I brought you here to save Christmas by bringing Homer Simpson back to his family.
Baby Jesus If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you?
Marge - Nervous Umm...
Bart - Sad Well...
Lisa - Suspicious You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them!
Baby Jesus - Sad My bad.
Ned - Sad Baby Jesus, you need to go to the cult compound and bring Homer home!
Ned - Worried Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons.
Baby Jesus - Sad I do sometimes feel frazzled...
Task: "Collect Halos" (x150).
Task: "Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Leader is owned: Task: "Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
The Leader - Sad Your F-levels are off the charts!
Baby Jesus - Sad This season is hard for me — it's Christmas AND my birthday!
The Leader - Surprised We've got to indoctrinate you, stat!
Baby Jesus - Sad If you think it'll help.
The Leader - Happy How about you, Ned? We're running a two-brainwashes-for-the-price-of-one holiday special.
Ned - Suspicious My brain only gets washed in holy water!
The Leader - Sad Be careful — that can cause shrinkage.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cult Flying Saucer or Holiday 2020 Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Baby Jesus - Annoyed Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship?
Homer Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD...
Baby Jesus - Annoyed Right, got it. So it's a long time.
Homer ...building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows...
Baby Jesus - Annoyed I said I got it!
Task: "Collect Halos" (x150).
If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck". The job takes place at the Movementarian Ad Truck, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Climb the Cult Ranks". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Stay One Rank Ahead of Homer". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Supervise Homer's Cult Work". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Ask Krusty Claus for Help". The job takes place at Mall Santa Wish Center, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, the Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Krusty Claus - Annoyed Aren't you a bit old to believe in Krusty Claus?
Ned - Happy The older I get, the more I believe in it!
Krusty Claus Let me check my Naughty or Not app...
Krusty Claus - Happy Your niceness is off the charts! You're entitled to whatever Christmas presents you can afford to buy.
Ned - Sad I want Homer to come home for the holidays.
Krusty Claus Is that some kind of video game?
Ned - Worried He's joined a spaceship cult with Baby Jesus. There's no way for me to reach him!
Krusty Claus A spaceship? Big whoop. I've got a self-flying sled.
Ned - Confused Self-flying? You don't use reindeer anymore?
Krusty Claus Are you kidding me? The reindeer labor union is the most powerful in the North Pole!
Ned - Thinking Hmm...you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours?
Krusty Claus - Happy If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Self-Flying Sled

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Ned - Happy *flying* Homer! Look up here! How cool is this?! Want to come fly it with me?!
Homer - Surprised It's a bird!
Baby Jesus - Surprised It's a plane!
Homer - Curious Nope, pretty sure it's a bird.
Baby Jesus Only one way to find out. Leader, gimme your hunting rifle.
The Leader - Happy Just polished her up.
Baby Jesus - Annoyed Take note, Homer. This is how you keep the 2nd Amendment folks on your side. *blasts sled out of the sky*
Ned - Pained *falling* Baby Jesus, whyyyyyyyyyyy??!!!
Task: "Collect Halos" (x175).
Task: "Make Ned Land the Self-Flying Sled in a Tree". The job takes place at the Self-Flying Sled or Trees and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wonder if it Was Actually a Bird". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Baby Jesus is owned: Task: "Make Baby Jesus Reload". The job takes place at the Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Ned - Thinking Baby Jesus and Krusty Claus let us down, so it's time to bring out the big guns.
Marge - Confused The Easter Bunny?
Ned - Happy No, bigger. The Old Testament!
Ned - Worried Rabbi Krustofsky, can you use some Old Testament fire and brimstone to bring Homer back to his family?
Rabbi Krustofsky - Annoyed So your fancy-shmancy savior lets you down and you come running back to the Old Testament for help?
Ned - Angry I'm sorry I asked!
Rabbi Krustofsky - Annoyed I didn't say no. But a certain amount of rubbing it in is part of the deal.
Ned - Angry Fine!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Gospel for Less and Holiday 2020 Mystery Box Token1

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Search Church Pews for Halos Homer, Bart, Marge, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned, Mr. Burns, Krusty, Wiggum, Moe, Rabbi Krustofsky 4h First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Brown House Halo5, XP45
Raid Deities' Homes for Halos The Leader, Baby Jesus Baby Jesus' House, Jewish Heaven, Movementarian Compound, Brown House Halo8, XP70

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the line "hallowed be thy name" from the Lord's Prayer.


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