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The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 12 Update: Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Homer, Marge Optional characters: Maggie Internal name(s): TheOlFrazzleDazzle ID(s): 239000 - 239001 Next quest(s): Space Cadet Pt. 1 Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1 Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 1 Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 1

The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update Click...and drag. Click...and drag. Click...and drag. Three items in the cart. Marge. Lisa. Bart. Woohoo! I'm done with all my Christmas clicking! *sucking sounds* You know about Christmas? *sucking sounds* Okay, what do you want? *sucking sounds* One pacifier coming up! Clicked...and dragged! Free three-day delivery? Tell that to someone who started shopping before the 23rd! Verify shipping address? Who's working for who? Nog break! Task: "Make Homer Drink Eggnog". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Verify Homer's Shipping Address". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. Homer, you just drank a gallon of eggnog! We need to finish it off. It's Christmas Eve Eve — and we all know the government takes it away on the 26th. Why can't we keep it until New Years?! It's seasonal! Seasonal! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 I'll pick up some more eggnog on the way back from the mall. Remember to get more nutmeg, too! And more nog! And more nutmeg! And more nog! Stop that! It's hard to get the balance right! My sisters are coming over for Christmas so we need to finish putting up the decorations. Your sisters? But Christmas is the season of love! I'm taking the kids to see Santa. You can Christmas-ify the house until we get back. I'm going to make our house a vision of Christmas electric cheer! Task: "Make Homer Cause A Citywide Blackout". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Marge Take the Kids to the Mall". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills Mall, Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Update Pacifier Quantity in Shopping Cart". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. *moaning* Blacking out the town was way funnier when it happened to Chevy Chase! Feeling Frazzled? Join the Movementarians for a Frazzle-Free Holiday Feast! I am feeling frazzled! I do love feasting! This ad truck knows me better than I know myself! Can you really deliver a frazzle-free holiday? Yes! We at the Movementarians create a frazzle-free zone by removing frazzles, which are inter-dimensional grumpiness gremlins. We use our spaceship to dump them in a distant nebula. You had me at spaceship! How much does this frazzle-free holiday cost? The initial frazzle test is free. After that, it's all-you-can-earn. Did you say all-you-can-eat? Sure, that too. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the ol' razzle dazzle". Frazzles are a parody of Scientology's thetans and engrams.