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The Lap of Luxury

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale
Required characters:	Krusty Claus
Optional characters:	Elf Bart, Santa Claus, Nelson, Jimbo
Internal name(s):	TheLapOfLuxury
ID(s):	239023 - 239027

The Lap of Luxury is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update. It requires Krusty Claus to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
	Alright, let's take a look at the old Krusty Christmas mailbag.
	reading "Dear, Krusty Claus. I want a new kitten because my old one aged-out into a cat. Ick!"
	reading "And I want the new video game Bonestorm 7: Die, Mom, Die!"
	reading "And the new Slay Station 5 to play it on. The processor has been optimized for death throes and blood-flecked final coughs."
	reading "Bring it to me or go to Hell! Kidding. But kind of not."
	Kids these days are so entitled. Why doesn't anybody ever ask what Krusty Claus wants?
	The elves finished knocking-off the Futurama merch and the robots finished knocking-off the Disenchantment crap — that plan worked like a charm, by the way. Is there anything else you want?
	Exactly! Why doesn't anybody ever ask me that?
	I just did.
	You know what I mean.
Task: "Make Krusty Claus Go Treat Himself". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Elf Bart is owned: Task: "Make Elf Bart Work Through the Toy Backlog". The job takes place at Santa's Workshop, North Pole Station, North Pole Elf Cabins, Santa's House, Mall Santa Wish Center, or a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
	Where's Krusty Claus? I need to tell him we're behind on our toy production.
	He said something about "treating himself" and stormed off. What's the problem?
	We modernized "the list" to take account of goodness fluidity and now we have to make presents for the whole NNBN community — naughty, nice, both, neither.
	That's cool. I have always been a little nice-curious.
	If we're going to be ready by C-Day, we need less talking and more mallet-tapping.
	I also got sucked into a rebranding campaign designed to offset unconscious White Christmas privilege. Important work, but a bit of a rabbit hole.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
	Alright. Something just for me. There's gotta be something good here at this mall.
	Vape flavors! Get your vape flavors here!
	Your one-stop shop for cheap drones!
	Ugh. Is this what malls have come to?
	Santa? Can — can I — can I tell you my Christmas list? Pweaaaasse?
	Uh...I'm not Santa Claus, kid. I'm Krusty Claus. I only handle the zip codes outside of Santa's sled range. Also it's my day off.
	cries
	Ah, come on. Don't do me like that.
	ominous glare
	My baby is glaring ominously because he wants to give you his Christmas wish list.
	Look, I'm just here for like a... looks around ...a phone case, or maybe a calendar.
	ominous glare
	I'll pay you two hundred dollars.
	Two hundred bucks?! That would buy a lot of calendars. Hop on up here, baby. Tell Krusty Claus all your hopes and dreams.
Task: "Make Krusty Claus Abandon His Principles". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Man, this mall Santa biz is quite a racket. Way more lucrative than building millions of free toys and selling mail-order reindeer steaks.
	You called me, Boss?
	Elf Bart, we've got some monetizing to do. Look at this line of sheep waiting to be fleeced!
	How about a Meaning-of-Christmas VIP Pass? For a hundred bucks, the last person in line shall be first and the first shall be last.
	What if more than one person bites?
	We keep switching as long as they keep paying.
	Love it. You truly are a good shepherd!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
	Hmm. This does appear to be the right place, but it looks like there is already another Santa taking wishes.
	Look, kid. Enough with the details. Just point to a picture in this catalog and I'll send your parents an e-mail with a link to buy it. Kapeesh?
	Excuse me, I'm here to run Santa's Wish Center. Is...is this the right place?
	Oh, uh...right. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but uh...you've been replaced this year.
	gasp Is this because I used the A word?
	The A-word?
	Amazon. I told some kid they could get better prices online.
	You use Amazon?
	It's just too convenient! I wonder how they are able to deliver presents all over the world in a single night.
	I thought YOU could do that.
	Nah. We use a large unpaid local seasonal workforce to make it seem that way. We call them parents.
	I need this job to pay my Amazon bill. I'm going to talk to the manager and sort this out.
If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Claus Get This Sorted". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Claus Take a Smoke Break". The job takes 4 hours.
	I told you, you haven't been replaced.
	So then who's out there taking my wishes from kids?
	I don't know, but he's really ripping through those lines quick. I hate to shut him down. What if you just set up shop by the other exit and we'll have two mall Santas this year?
	By the supermarket? What kind of mall has a grocery store for an anchor store?
	A failing one. Any other questions?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
	Alright, next! Get on up here.
	jumps onto Krusty Claus' lap
	Oof, aren't you a little old to be asking Santa for things, kid?
	Why, yes I am. But then again, you're not Santa. squints Are you?
	Hey, hey keep your voice down. I got elf mouths to feed. What do you want?
	whispers into Krusty Claus' ear
	Are you kidding me?! Do you know how much those cost?
	Hey everybody! This guy's not the real—
	OKAY, okay. Jeez, kid. Just shut your mouth, alright? I'll have it to you by the end of the day.
Task: "Make Krusty Claus Pull Some Strings". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Wait With Bated Breath". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
	Wooaahhh. That...is...amazing.
	It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
	Can I try it?
	shoots his new flamethrower across the lawn If you're man enough, sure.
	AWESOME! And Santa Claus just gave it to you?
	You gotta know how to ask.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark
	Right there, Chief! Arrest him!
	Alright, you're coming with me. Cuff him, boys.
	Hey, get your sticky donut hands off me, old man!
	No, not him! The Santa impersonator!
	But this kid's got a flamethrower.
	Quick boss, duck out the back. I'll distract 'em.
Task: "Make Krusty Claus Duck Out the Back". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. If Elf Bart is owned: Task: "Make Elf Bart Distract the Cops". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Try Out His New Flamethrower". The job takes place at Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
	It's good to be back at Claus Co. But I can't imagine how far behind we are now on Christmas.
	If we train a thousand penguins to make toys and put them on the line we could get be back on schedule in no time.
	You do realize that there are no penguins at the North Pole? They only live in Antarctica.
	That's not fair! What are they, some kind of a trick-question animal? No wonder they look stupid!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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The Leader	Unhappy Hunting
Krusty Claus	The Lap of Luxury
Sexy Santa Marge	Packing Heat
Baby Jesus	WWBJD
Moses	The Chain of Command
Yahweh	The Mid-Life Tribulation
King Herod	Filmed to Death
Andre	Heaven Forbidden