| The Hardest Place to Add Mass
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update. It requires Muscular Milhouse to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Work those legs!
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Crunch those abs!
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Gun those lattes!
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Double check that thesaurus!
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Gun those lats!
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| Task: "Make Muscular Milhouse Gun His Lats". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Hey there, chicken legs.
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Who you calling chicken legs?!
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Why you, of course. Pencil neck. Dough butt. Rubber teeth. All these insults apply to you. Oh yeah!
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How can I ever earn the respect of a famous beer mascot like you?
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Have you considered calf implants?
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Implants? Pfft, no one actually does those.
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How do you think I got these puppies?
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Are they calves or puppies?
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I'm gonna add "donkey brain" to the list of insults. Oh yeah!
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Task: "Make Muscular Milhouse Ogle Duffman's Calves". The job takes place at All Night Gym, Lugash's Gym, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Duffman is owned: Task: "Make Duffman Model His Artificial Calves". The job takes place at All Night Gym, Lugash's Gym, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Wow. I never would have suspected those were fake.
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So are my abs, pecs and shoulders. Duffman is sixty percent implants. Oh yeah!
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Who did you go to?
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Duffman went to Dr. Nick. Duffman's calves look great, but they're made of Playdough.
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Playdough, huh? I think I'll give Dr. Hibbert a call.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Ah, well if it isn't little Milhouse.
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Who you callin' little?!
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Easy, Milhouse. I'm guessing you're experiencing irrational irritability because of testosterone injections.
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And that you're here for more testosterone injections. *chuckles*
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What? No, I'm here for calf implants. I need to get swole.
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Oh, that's not really something I'd recommend for a seventeen-year-old, no matter how irrational or irritable.
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I am not irrational! Or Irritable! And I just turned eighteen!! I've had like twenty birthday parties!!!
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| Task: "Make Muscular Milhouse Go on a Rampage". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Eh, what's the point. All this destruction isn't going to embiggen my calves. Although I did just TOTALLY blast my quads!
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Excuse me, exceptionally muscular boy-sir. I couldn't help but notice that you are very good at handling trash cans.
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You want me to take the garbage out at the Kwik-E-Mart?
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No, I want you to protect it from would-be attackers. But if you could take out the garbage, that would be nice too.
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Would-be attackers? You mean like robbers with guns?
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Nobody move! This is totally a stickup.
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Ah, yes. Mr. Snake. Right on time. And speaking of a stickup, I have hired this muscle-bound manchild to shove this stick up your—
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Enough! You picked the wrong Kwik-E-Mart on the wrong day. Leg day!
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| Task: "Make Muscular Milhouse Weakly Kick Snake". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Yo was that a joke, chicken legs? That kick was slower than Wiggum's response time. It was thinner than Duff Lite. It was weaker than—
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I get it, you're not impressed. Moving on.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark
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There's got to be someone in this town that needs my muscles.
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I could use someone like you.
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You could?
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Yes indeed. In my line of work, we can always use muscle. It's even its own job description.
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What do you need?
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Well, you see, some associates of mine are tired from lugging around my...area rugs. I need to hire someone to help share the load...
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Preferably someone with an alibi for Tuesday night. You interested?
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Am I! I love a good rug. It really brings the room together.
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| Task: "Make Muscular Milhouse Throw "Rugs" Over the Bridge". The job takes place at the Rickety Bridge, Covered Bridge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Excellent work. I hope those rugs learned their lesson to always pay back what they owe. Plus the 125% vig.
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Uh, speaking of payment?
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Of course. I am now in your debt. Should you ever need any services performed by anyone unwilling to perform them, I can provide irrefutable elements of persuasion.
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Meaning?
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You need anybody leaned on, just ask.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Well, Milhouse. Thanks to Fat Tony, you have your new calf implants, and my access to black market stimulants has been restored.
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Thanks, Doc. After I tore up your office I thought you'd never do that operation for me.
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Oh, I didn't do the operation.
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Hey, everybody!
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Hey, Dr. Nick.
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Now stay off those legs for at least two weeks! Just enough time for the Playdough to harden and for you to binge watch Liger Queen.
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| Task: "Make Muscular Milhouse Watch TV". The job takes Hibbert Family Practice, Springfield General Hospital, or a Brown House.
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Tonight, on Eye on Springfield: Are muscular men more attractive to women?
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In a recent poll, a shocking 95% of women say they can't stand muscular calves on a man.
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Noooooo!
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In other news, Playdough announced the recall of a toxic batch of its signature product...
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The announcement was made at the Springfield Factory — shown here as local toddler Maggie Simpson floats helplessly above...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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