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Birthday Party for One
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Birthday Party for One
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Birthday Party for One is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After completing Claim to Fame
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Hey, Bart. This prank looks like an ordinary crowbar.
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It is an ordinary crowbar, doofus. The prank is in this crate I found behind Professor Frink's lab marked "W.M.H."
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What's W.M.H.?
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Weapons of Mass Humiliation. At least I hope that's what it means.
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Anyway, give me that crowbar.
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You're not gonna hit me with it, are you?
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No, I'm going to open the crate!
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*hands over crowbar*
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Then I'm gonna hit you with it.
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Task: "Collect Party Hats" (x115). Task: "Make Milhouse Hand Bart a Crowbar". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Prepare His Latest Prank". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Go-Go Ray
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After completing Pt. 1
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Alright, children, march into your classrooms. Single file, Indi—
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—uh, indi-genous-people-don't-find-the-comparison-insensitive style.
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Hey Skinner, look over here.
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What is that, Simpson? A contraption? A gadget? Or some sort of gizmo?
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Just a little extracurricular science experiment.
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It better not be for the science fair. I cut that out of the budget last year—AAGGHHH!
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Task: "Collect Party Hats" (x95). Task: "Make Bart Activate the Go-Go Ray". The job takes place at the Go-Go Ray, requires Skinner, and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Laugh Hysterically". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I can't stop dancing! And we definitely don't have the budget for a school dance!
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Your Go-Go Ray is a hit, Bart! Even the bullies are impressed!
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A modern classic!
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Magnifique!
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Haw haw... HAW!
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Three haws? Now's my chance to take advantage of an unprecedented era of good feelings.
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Attention please! Come one, come all to a birthday extravaganza. All are welcome!
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I can't feel my legs! Oh, why did I cut the funding for the school nurse?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Milhouse Balloon Archway
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After completing Pt. 2
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Happy Birthday, Milhouse!
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Thanks, Bart. Great party, huh?
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Not really. All I see are Van Houtens. It's like a sea of blue hair and big noses.
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Well, it makes the face painter's job easy.
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But where are all the kids?
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They should be here soon. They're probably all on twenty-four hour jobs.
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Maybe. Anyway, I'm gonna hit the corndog cart hard and make that bounce house wish it'd never been inflated.
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Task: "Collect Party Hats" (x95). Task: "Make Bart Enjoy the Bounce House All to Himself". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Wait for His Friends". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I, for one, am having a great time at your party, but I wish there were other kids here.
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I know. The party clown is getting bored. Now he's just eating his pies instead of throwing them.
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Maybe if your Dad stopped asking him to just make balloon animal pangolins.
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He's a practitioner of the elastic arts! Don't take the gig if you won't twist the rig!
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So, I don't think anyone else is coming to the party.
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No, you're probably right.
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...
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...
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Another round of Double Buzz Squishees?
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I'll take mine intravenously!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Milhouse Bounce House
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After completing Pt. 3
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It may be the sugar shock, but I think I see the face of an angel.
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Close. It's my cousin Annika.
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Pathetic American slobs. No wonder your national pastime is diabetes.
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Would you like to share a cupcake?
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You bet I would! Oh, you were talking to Annika.
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*Dutch muttering*
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That must mean yes!
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Task: "Collect Party Hats" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Wipe Cupcake Frosting Off His Cheeks". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Fail to Impress Annika". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Man, your cousin is so cool. She's like next-level cool. She's Euro-cool.
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She's probably the coolest Van Houten in history.
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Catch up, boy, we're way past that.
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Her kind of cool can't be contained. Anyone in close proximity to her would start to exude cool.
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They would, wouldn't they...?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After completing Pt. 4
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Please, Annika. Pleeeaaaaaasssseeee!
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No, Milhouse. I will not pretend to be your girlfriend. You know we're related, right?
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We're not any closer than my parents. Or yours.
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But you're a fourth grader and I'm an older teenager of an indiscriminate age.
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Exactly. Besides, it would really cut down on my swirly per diem.
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Wait, do you get bullied in school?
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I wouldn't say bullied. My friends act violently to express their affection. For hurting me.
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*sigh* Fine. I will go along with your ruse. Pretending to be something I'm not should make me fit right in here in America.
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Task: "Collect Party Hats" (x195). Task: "Make Milhouse Shout With Joy". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Annika
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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Pilfer Leftover Party Hats
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Milhouse, Skinner, Willie
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4h
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Springfield Elementary, Brown House
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5, 45
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Place Bulk Order for Party Hats
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Kirkedemious Van Houten
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Toys "B" This, Brown House
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8, 70
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