| RV Getting a Divorce?
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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RV Getting a Divorce? is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update. It requires Grandma Van Houten to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Grandma Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Hey, so listen... I was thinking that you and I might get away for the weekend.
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We've both been so busy lately, I think it would be great just to spend some quality time together.
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Are you talking to your RV again?!
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What? Uh, no!
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You talk to that thing more than you talk to me!
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Well, at least the RV doesn't care when I walk around without a shirt!
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Then why don't you spend all night without a shirt!
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Task: "Make Grandma Van Houten Kick Out Grandpa Van Houten". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Grandpa Van Houten is owned: Task: "Make Grandpa Van Houten Sleep in His RV". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Grandma Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Thanks for coming over, Kirk. I don't know who else to talk to.
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It's no problem, Mom. But we have to make it quick. I'm supposed to meet Dad in the RV in five minutes. He wants me to show him how to microwave Salisbury steak. Shirtless.
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Ugh, that's the problem!
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Salisbury steak is the problem?
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No, the RV! That's all he ever talks about. You know, the last time we took a trip in that thing he forgot me at a gas station!
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Yeah, he mentioned that. At least he came back for you.
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On the return trip! For four days I had to ask for the gas station bathroom key tied to a hub cap.
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Hmm...that gives me an idea...
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| Task: "Make Grandma Van Houten Steal the Keys to the RV". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grandma Van Houten's exclamation mark
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You know, since it's such a beautiful day, why don't you take the RV out? By yourself.
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Really? You wouldn't mind?
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Not at all. You just tell me all about it when you get back. I'll be here yelling at the whippersnappers.
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Hot diggity!
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| Task: "Make Grandma Van Houten Yell at the Whippersnappers". The job takes 4 hours.
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Grandma, call the cops! The RV is missing! Someone must have stolen it!
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Heavens to Betsy. I'll get Chief Wiggum on the phone for you right away.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grandma Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Chief Wiggum? I'd like to report a theft. Of my RV!
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Really? That's a pretty big thing to steal. Cops usually get called for smaller things like bikes or diamond rings or cell phones.
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Which reminds me. Lou, have you seen my cellphone?
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You're talking on it, Chief!
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It was taken right from my driveway in broad daylight!
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Yeah, that doesn't sound like a job for ordinary cops. Maybe you should call Manacek.
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| Task: "Make Grandma Van Houten Quietly Chuckle". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Cheer up, honey. I'm sure it'll turn up soon. I mean, how long can something like that stay hidden?
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How can you expect me to cheer up when the only thing I love in this world is missing?!
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The only thing you love in this world, huh? Well, I always suspected as much, but it's nice to finally hear you admit it.
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I moved your RV around the corner to teach you a lesson. Here are the keys.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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But I warn you — if you step one foot out that door, we're through.
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*door slam*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grandma Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Let's face it. We've been growing apart for a long time. I think it's time we—
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No. Don't say it.
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— get a divorce.
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Oh, yeah, sure. A divorce.
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Wait, what did you think I was gonna say?
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Sell the RV.
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I'm calling my lawyer.
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Me too.
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Task: "Make Grandma Van Houten File for Divorce". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Grandpa Van Houten is owned: Task: "Make Grandpa Van Houten File for Divorce". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I guess this is it. Are you sure you're going to be okay?
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I have no idea. I think I'll just hit the road and see where it takes me.
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Don't forget your bee allergy medicine or it'll take you to the emergency room.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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