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Happy Daze

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Happy Daze
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 8
Update: The Van Houtens
Required characters: Cool Milhouse, Girls, Busybodies
Optional characters: Bart, Miss Springfield, Quimby, Bart, Nelson

Happy Daze is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update. It requires Cool Milhouse to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Janey - Happy I can't believe I never noticed how cool you are before now, Milhouse!
Lisa - Shouting Hey, I saw him first!
Cool Milhouse - Happy Ladies, ladies, no need to brawl — there's plenty of Milz for all!
Cool Milhouse *groovy bongo solo*
Bart You know, those bongos are just old coffee cans.
Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Blow Smoke Rings With His Inhaler". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Roll His Eyes Repeatedly". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lewis Clark Hey, Milhouse! Some of us are going to the arcade. Do you want to come along?
Cool Milhouse You know it!
Allison Taylor Hey, Milhouse! You want to grab a soda with me?
Cool Milhouse Wouldn't miss it!
Uter Entschuldigen sie, Herr Milz, möchten sie heute abend mit mir den strudel essen?
Cool Milhouse Ja natürlich, mein fetter freund!
Bart - Rolling Eyes I wonder how to say "ay carumba" in German.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Cool Milhouse Hey ladies, what's wrong?
Sherri & Terri We were inspired by your coolness to hold an impromptu sock hop.
Brittany Brockman - Sad But we can't get this old-fashioned jukebox to work!
Bart Ha! Without a dance, you're just losers standing around in your socks.
Cool Milhouse - Happy Relax, girls. The Milz has got this.
Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Restart Jukebox". The job takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Girls Dance". The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 12 hours.
Sherri & Terri - Happy Who's the loser now, Bart?
Uter Ich bin eine tanzmaschine.
Bart - Rolling Eyes I surrender to the music. And the Milz.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters that can do the "Dance" job are Youngsters who are not in the Regular Male or Premium Male groups.

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Samantha Stankey - Happy ...and then Milhouse fixed my Joan of Arc nightlight!
Lewis Clark - Happy With the new fro-care regiment Milhouse recommended, my hair looks great and I feel like my soul's aglow!
Cool Milhouse Berry juice is the key.
Comic Book Guy - Happy All the comics Milhouse told me to order in bulk have become best sellers!
Quimby - Happy A fine young man like this has a bright future ahead of him. Or he can become a Quimby campaign consultant.
Miss Springfield - Surprised Ugh. My brainy phone locked up on me. Do you think you could help?
Cool Milhouse - Happy Sure!
Quimby - Embarrassed Er, ah, don't look too carefully at the photo gallery on that thing, junior.
Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Fix Miss Springfield's Phone". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Miss Springfield is owned: Task: "Make Miss Springfield Clap and Cheer". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Fret". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Kumiko Milhouse, could you help me beat this final level of Assault on Brickcraft?
Cool Milhouse Of course! The giants are easy to beat once you know their weak points.
Quimby Uh, hold on there, my young constituent. We, ah, just passed a new city ordinance that prevents private citizens from helping each other without my approval.
Cool Milhouse So...can I have approval to help Kumiko with her video game?
Quimby Do you have, er, a city-issued video game fixer-upper license?
Cool Milhouse No?
Quimby Then no.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Cool Milhouse - Sad This is bogus! No one is inviting me anywhere now that the mayor has his goons keeping me away from everyone.
Bart Aw, is poor Too-Cool-For-School Milhouse lonely without his fawning masses?
Cool Milhouse I'm not too cool for school — it's the only place I can get any fawning at all now!
Bart - Sneaky So, you came crawling back to your ol' pal, Bart. This is a golden opportunity for a classic Bart Simpson Stick-It-to-the-Man prank!
Bart - Happy This will be better than watching the Iron Yuppie take a turnbuckle to the groin on Superior Mega Ultra Slam 2.5: Upgrade of Pain.
Cool Milhouse - Annoyed Oh no you don't! I see you trying to sneak in and steal my cool thunder. I'll figure this out myself.
Bart - Rolling Eyes What are you going to do? Get Nelson to set the mayor's car on fire?
Cool Milhouse Um, no.
Nelson - Sad Aw man!
Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Plot to Take Down the Man". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Root Against Milhouse". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Be Bummed He Can't Torch the Mayor's Car". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Quimby Thank you, Springfield, for joining me at today's Annual Meeting of the Associated Homeowners Associations: "Proudly preventing above-ground pools and backyard storage sheds since 1979!"
Quimby *reading teleprompter* I'd like to begin by noting that people who are super into HOA rules are nothing but giant wieners.
Helen Lovejoy - Boo WHAT?!
Quimby - Embarrassed Ah, heh heh! What I, er, uh, meant was that HOA people love a good wiener roast. Who doesn't?
Quimby Now, ah, where was I? Let's see... In addition to being giant wieners, you're absolute suckers for letting me channel your money into my personal slush fund.
Cookie Kwan - Surprised Mister Mayor!
Quimby - Embarrassed I, uh, appear to be having a slight teleprompter malfunction. Maybe we could postpone—
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty No! We ordered cupcakes with little mayor sashes on them for this. If we don't get the mayoral speech we were promised, you can kiss our endorsement goodbye!
Cool Milhouse Need some help, Mr. Mayor?
Quimby - Annoyed You?! I, uh, suppose I could allow you to help out just this once...
Cool Milhouse Not good enough, sir.
Quimby - Surprised Alright! I hereby revoke the previously hastily declared ordinance forbidding your help! Now get me out of this, kid.
Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Fix the Mayor's Teleprompter". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Happily Finish Speech". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Busybodies Enjoy Speech" (x3). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Be Impressed". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Cool Milhouse Thanks again for your help, Database!
Database - Happy You bet!
Bart I gotta hand it to you, Milhouse, that was pretty classic.
Cool Milhouse Classic Bart?
Bart Nope. Classic Milhouse.
Cool Milhouse - Happy Gee, thanks Bart! Here, have the rest of these strudels.
Uter - Sad Ach! Mein strudel!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Characters that can do the "Enjoy Speech" job include:

Agnes, Bernice Hibbert, Cookie Kwan, Helen Lovejoy, Luann, Manjula, Marge

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV series Happy Days.