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Happy Daze
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Happy Daze
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Happy Daze is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update. It requires Cool Milhouse to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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I can't believe I never noticed how cool you are before now, Milhouse!
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Hey, I saw him first!
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Ladies, ladies, no need to brawl — there's plenty of Milz for all!
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*groovy bongo solo*
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You know, those bongos are just old coffee cans.
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Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Blow Smoke Rings With His Inhaler". The job takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Roll His Eyes Repeatedly". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, Milhouse! Some of us are going to the arcade. Do you want to come along?
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You know it!
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Hey, Milhouse! You want to grab a soda with me?
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Wouldn't miss it!
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Entschuldigen sie, Herr Milz, möchten sie heute abend mit mir den strudel essen?
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Ja natürlich, mein fetter freund!
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I wonder how to say "ay carumba" in German.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Hey ladies, what's wrong?
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We were inspired by your coolness to hold an impromptu sock hop.
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But we can't get this old-fashioned jukebox to work!
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Ha! Without a dance, you're just losers standing around in your socks.
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Relax, girls. The Milz has got this.
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Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Restart Jukebox". The job takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Girls Dance". The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and take 12 hours.
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Who's the loser now, Bart?
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Ich bin eine tanzmaschine.
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I surrender to the music. And the Milz.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Dance" job are Youngsters who are not in the Regular Male or Premium Male groups.
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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...and then Milhouse fixed my Joan of Arc nightlight!
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With the new fro-care regiment Milhouse recommended, my hair looks great and I feel like my soul's aglow!
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Berry juice is the key.
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All the comics Milhouse told me to order in bulk have become best sellers!
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A fine young man like this has a bright future ahead of him. Or he can become a Quimby campaign consultant.
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Ugh. My brainy phone locked up on me. Do you think you could help?
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Sure!
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Er, ah, don't look too carefully at the photo gallery on that thing, junior.
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Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Fix Miss Springfield's Phone". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. If Miss Springfield is owned: Task: "Make Miss Springfield Clap and Cheer". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Fret". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Milhouse, could you help me beat this final level of Assault on Brickcraft?
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Of course! The giants are easy to beat once you know their weak points.
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Uh, hold on there, my young constituent. We, ah, just passed a new city ordinance that prevents private citizens from helping each other without my approval.
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So...can I have approval to help Kumiko with her video game?
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Do you have, er, a city-issued video game fixer-upper license?
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No?
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Then no.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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This is bogus! No one is inviting me anywhere now that the mayor has his goons keeping me away from everyone.
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Aw, is poor Too-Cool-For-School Milhouse lonely without his fawning masses?
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I'm not too cool for school — it's the only place I can get any fawning at all now!
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So, you came crawling back to your ol' pal, Bart. This is a golden opportunity for a classic Bart Simpson Stick-It-to-the-Man prank!
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This will be better than watching the Iron Yuppie take a turnbuckle to the groin on Superior Mega Ultra Slam 2.5: Upgrade of Pain.
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Oh no you don't! I see you trying to sneak in and steal my cool thunder. I'll figure this out myself.
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What are you going to do? Get Nelson to set the mayor's car on fire?
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Um, no.
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Aw man!
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Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Plot to Take Down the Man". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Root Against Milhouse". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Be Bummed He Can't Torch the Mayor's Car". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Thank you, Springfield, for joining me at today's Annual Meeting of the Associated Homeowners Associations: "Proudly preventing above-ground pools and backyard storage sheds since 1979!"
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*reading teleprompter* I'd like to begin by noting that people who are super into HOA rules are nothing but giant wieners.
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WHAT?!
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Ah, heh heh! What I, er, uh, meant was that HOA people love a good wiener roast. Who doesn't?
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Now, ah, where was I? Let's see... In addition to being giant wieners, you're absolute suckers for letting me channel your money into my personal slush fund.
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Mister Mayor!
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I, uh, appear to be having a slight teleprompter malfunction. Maybe we could postpone—
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No! We ordered cupcakes with little mayor sashes on them for this. If we don't get the mayoral speech we were promised, you can kiss our endorsement goodbye!
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Need some help, Mr. Mayor?
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You?! I, uh, suppose I could allow you to help out just this once...
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Not good enough, sir.
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Alright! I hereby revoke the previously hastily declared ordinance forbidding your help! Now get me out of this, kid.
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Task: "Make Cool Milhouse Fix the Mayor's Teleprompter". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Happily Finish Speech". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Busybodies Enjoy Speech" (x3). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and take 8 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Be Impressed". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Thanks again for your help, Database!
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You bet!
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I gotta hand it to you, Milhouse, that was pretty classic.
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Classic Bart?
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Nope. Classic Milhouse.
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Gee, thanks Bart! Here, have the rest of these strudels.
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Ach! Mein strudel!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Characters that can do the "Enjoy Speech" job include:
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the TV series Happy Days.
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