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The Great Indoors
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| The Great Indoors
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The Great Indoors is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Van Houtens content update. It requires Grandpa Van Houten to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Well, now that the missus is out of the picture, it's just me and the RV.
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I need to get away from all this craziness, ya know?
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Huh. Almost out of gas. Well, I'm sure Kirk would love a surprise visit while I wait for my next social security check.
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That's nice, sir. But there's quite a big line of cars forming behind you. Can I take your Krusty Burger order?
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Task: "Make Grandpa Van Houten Place His Order". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Attendant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Ask Grandpa Van Houten to Move". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Howdy, Kirk. I assume you heard about your mom and me getting a divorce?
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I did. I'm really sorry. I know exactly what you're going through, because of how Luann and I—
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Yeah, you've mentioned it. Anyways, you think I could crash here for a bit?
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Well, under normal circumstances that wouldn't be a problem. But Milhouse has tambourine practice later tonight and we can't have any distractions.
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Oh, I see. Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way. D'you think I could park the RV in your driveway and camp out in there for a bit?
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You can stay there as long as you need. Until the end of the week.
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Thanks, son. Ya think Milhouse might want to camp out in the backyard with his ol' gramps tonight?
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Oh, I'm sure he'd love that. You'll just need to tuck him into his snuggle bag...
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It hugs him tight all night, for when he doesn't have a mom around to do it. Did I mention that Luann and I—
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Yeah, you mentioned.
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Task: "Make Grandpa Camp in Kirk's Backyard With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Camp in His Backyard With Grandpa". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark
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This is gonna be so much fun! I LOVE camping!
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Milhouse, are you ready to experience the great outdoors with your old man's old man?
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Am I?! I already put my jammies on under my clothes! Can I collect the wood to get the fire started?
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No need, my boy. I've got all the heat we need right here.
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On the radiator of your RV?
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It cooks the hot dogs to perfection. And you don't even need a turnin' stick.
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Task: "Make Grandpa Van Houten Roast Hot Dogs on the Radiator". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Roast Hot Dogs". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV, the Van Houten House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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This is kind of taking a while.
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Yeah. Want to use the microwave?
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Can I press the buttons?
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Of course. Though it's a little bit complicated.
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You have to press Time Cook first, then choose the power level, then the length of time, then Time Cook again, then...
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Uh, you can just do it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark
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Oh boy, I'm stuffed. I think I may have eaten one hot dog too many.
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Me too. Can we sit for a minute before we set up our tents? I can't move right now.
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How about we tell stories while we digest?
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That's a great idea! I can't wait to hear what crazy stories you have, Grandpa!
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Great! Now let's see. What story should I tell? Ah, of course...
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There was this young boy from Shelbyville. Or...was it a girl? Oh, no, I remember. It wasn't a boy or a girl...
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It was a werewolf, and he was from North Haverbrook. Well he originally was from Shelbyville, but he moved...
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Task: "Make Grandpa Van Houten Attempt to Tell a Story". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV, the Van Houten House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Listen in Quiet Awe". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV, the Van Houten House, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So why did he have to move from Shelbyville to North Haverbrook?!
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Taxes, I suppose. Say, all this storytelling has got me beat. Want to watch some TV inside the RV for a bit while I rest my throat?
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Sure! If we hurry, we can catch the latest episode of Battling Seizure Robots!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark
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So, what's the point of this show again?
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Well, the bad guy robots shoot lasers like this *makes machine gun noises* but the good guy robots shoot lasers like this *makes laser noises*.
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I see. You know, it's gonna be dark soon. We should probably start setting up our tents.
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Okay but do you think you could give me a hand with mine?
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They don't call me the Great Outdoors Van Houten fer nothin'!
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They call you that?
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No, I said they DON'T call me that. Not fer nothin'.
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It looks like the assembly instructions are in Chinese.
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*screams* I just saw a bee! I'm allergic to bees. How about we just sleep in the RV for tonight?
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Way ahead of you, Grandpa.
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Task: "Make Grandpa Van Houten Sleep in the RV". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Sleep in the RV". The job takes place at Grandpa Van Houten's RV and takes 4 hours.
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Boy, nothing beats camping outdoors! I feel so refreshed. And it's just great to unplug for a while, you know? *turns off TV*
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I know exactly how you feel, Milhouse. Experiencing the outdoors is just good for the soul.
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Oh, I forgot to hookup the RV to the septic tank. That last flush must have emptied right onto your Dad's driveway.
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I think I'll teach a class on how to survive in the wilderness...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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