Difference between revisions of "Loove At First Sight"

{{TB|Riiight. So, what do you wanna do first while you’re here?}}

{{TB|I’m pretty beat. Do you mind if we just head back to your hoose?}}

{{TB|My what? Oh, you mean my “house”.}}

{{TB|You’ve got a funny accent. So southern.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhoose Head Over to Bart’s Hoose|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Take Milhoose Back to His Hoose|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Sure it’s okay with your parents that I stay here?}}

{{TB|Of course, they said they’d love to have you. Something about…expanding my culture or something. I honestly forgot though.}}

{{TB|Dad! This isn’t Milhouse. It’s Milhoose. Remember, you said he could stay with us a couple of days?}}

{{TB|That doesn’t sound like something I’d say…}}

{{TB|You were drunk and you said, {{*}}As long as he pays the toll,{{*}} to which I said, {{*}}what’s the toll?{{*}} and you said—}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}

{{TB|Hey Bart, who’s your new friend?}}

{{TB|Just fixing my hair. Hey, where’d that cutie go?}}

{{TB|I’m going to level with you, Bart. I only came here so I could ask your sister oot.}}

{{TB|Ugh, are you serious? Trust me man, you don’t wanna go there. I’ve lived with this girl for…sometimes it feels like thirty years.}}

{{TB|It’s too late, Bart. I’ve got it bad. She’s the one, and all I can think about is turning her froon upside doon.}}

{{TB|Yes…cologne. But Lisa, this is nothing compared to your smile, which is sweeter than the finest beavertail.}}

{{TB|Oh, stop. So, you’re from Canada? That’s interesting, how do you like it there?}}

{{TB|It’s colder than an Alberta summer when you’re not around.}}

{{TB|Aw, you’re sweet.}}

{{TB|Lisa, would you be interested in going to a hockey game with me tonight? The Saskatoon Marmots are in town, and it’s sure to be a real gongshow.}}

{{TB|Hiking in Springfield? More like a slightly sloped walk, I’d say.}}

{{TB|But with you, Lisa, I’d walk anywhere at any incline.}}

{{TB|Oh, she’s a real beaut. But not nearly so much a beaut as you, Lisa.}}

{{TB|What’s a tuque? Oh, you mean your hat. Thank you, but won’t you get cold?}}

{{TB|It’s alright, I have another tuque here in my knapsack, along with some milk in a bag if you’re thirsty.}}

{{TB|Well, it’s getting late. We better start heading back.}}

{{TB|Well, they were running a discount for couples, so I told them you were my spoose. I hope you don’t mind.}}

{{TB|So…when do you have to head back to Canada?}}

{{TB|Oh, no. That’s terrible! Will I ever see you again?}}

{{TB|Oh Lisa, you’ve made me happier than a hoser in a poutine factory.}}

{{TB|Extremely. Now please, take this parting gift. It’s vintage 2010.}}