| Raccoonpocalypse
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Raccoonpocalypse is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires the Park Ranger to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark
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Ah, another lovely day on Mt. Useful! Nature truly is amazing. *steps on a raccoon*
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*screeches*
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Well, hello, little guy. I didn't see you there. Oh, and it looks like you've brought a couple dozen friends.
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*skis by* There is some great skiin' in these parts. I think I might just have to buy this here mountain. *drops beer can* Wish it had more cleanin' staff though.
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*happy chittering noises*
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Hey, you can't litter like that! It destroys the natural beauty and leads to overpopulation of scavenger species.
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*skis off firing guns in the air*
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*angry chittering noises*
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You know it's true. Look at the swarm of your kin that just descended on that beer can.
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*neutral chittering noises*
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I've got to find a way to get some of these raccoons out of here. They're going to ruin the balance of the ecosystem.
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| Task: "Make Park Ranger Try to Lure Away Raccoons". The job takes 4 hours.
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Well, that wasn't very effective.
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*affirmative chittering noises*
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It doesn't matter what I do....
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The skiers keep dropping so much food, that they're turning the mountain into a Vegas buffet for raccoons!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark
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Ugh, the mountain is a mess. Stupid skiers! And don't get me started on snowboarders!
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Now remember boys, this is God's country. What does that mean?
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That we can do whatever we want as long as we say "please" and "thank you" to God.
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Not quite. How about you, Todd?
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We can do whatever we want, we just have to ask for God's forgiveness afterward?
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Indeedily-doodily. So just drop that bag of trash and remember to pray away the sin. You won't be able to save the heathens on this mountain if you're spending all of your time looking for a trash can.
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*drops trash* God is good!
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And...here comes the swarm of raccoons. It's the skiers that are the real problem!
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If they weren't here, the raccoons would wander off in search of other food. If only there wasn't so much snow attracting the skiers. Hmm...
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Task: "Make Park Ranger Melt Snow With Giant Magnifying Glass". The job takes place at Mt. Useful and takes 4 hours.
If Stupid Sexy Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ned (but not Stupid Sexy Flanders) is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rod Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Todd is owned: Task: "Make Todd Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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This magnifying glass isn't working. It's just setting things on fire. I'm going to end up burning the whole mountain down.
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Dear God in heaven, a fire!
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Maybe we angered God by littering.
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*prays frantically*
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No, that's not how God works. If he was angry, he'd tell us through a burning bush. *bush lights on fire*
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Oh no, we've angered God! Run! I mean – ski!
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Well, it didn't happen the way I intended, but I'll take the win.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark
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And this is the site of the new burning bush. That's why I chose to hold this week's services on Mt. Useful.
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Oh no.
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This should become a pilgrimage site in no time, and you get to see it first.
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What do I do with this trash?
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If you can't find a trash can, just toss it on the ground. It's a park. They have people to clean things up.
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Dad, that's a terrible attitude. What makes you think that's okay?
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It works at home.
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*annoyed grumble*
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I think it's time for you all to leave the park.
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Pfft. Who made you boss?
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The Forest Service.
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Pfft. Forest Service, Shmorest Shmervice. We're just worshipping this shrub and practicing our religion, which is protected by the, uh – ya know, the – thing that protects that sort of thing. You can't stop us.
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It's a bush, and we're not worshipping it...
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You're right, I'm not going to stop you. They are. *tosses a handful of potato chips*
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Aww, what cute little raccoons coming out of the woods.
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They're attacking! Run!
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Task: "Make Park Ranger Weaponize Raccoons". The job takes place at Mt. Useful and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Run for His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Run for His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Run for Her Life". The job takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Run for Her Life". The job takes 4 hours.
If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Lovejoy Run for His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
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Well, that seems to have done the trick. With all of the warnings about rabid raccoons, tourism on the mountain is way down and the raccoon population has returned to normal.
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*annoyed chittering noises*
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I know you and your friends aren't rabid, but it's not a point worth arguing. I'm taking the win.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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