| Jingle Bell Knock
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Jingle Bell Knock is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires Santa Snake to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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Hello there! You must be my relief. I really have to use the restroom. Something about this red kettle and ringing this bell is like standing next to a waterfall.
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Um, yeah, that's what I'm here for. Take all the time you need.
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Why thank you, fine sir.
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Whatever man, just go. I'll take the donations.
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You mean you'll collect the donations. For the poor. Right?
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Sure. For the poor.
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You said that in a weird way, but I'm just going to ignore it.
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Whatever.
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Task: "Make Santa Snake Try to Steal Donations". The job takes 4 hours. If Santa Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Santa Flanders Go Tinkle". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, I just saw you stealing all the donations!
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What donations? The only thing in the kettle was a bunch of garbage.
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Well, that's garbage for the homeless!
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Does anybody ever put any actual money in?
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If you ring the bell with all your heart. Speaking of, I have to insist you give me the bell back.
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I have to insist on keeping it. *points gun*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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*rings bell* Come on. Help the homeless.
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Hello there.
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Just drop your donation and move on. Not here to make friends.
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Oh, I'm not donating. I'm one of the lucky guys who benefits from your good work, sir.
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*points gun* You'll be receiving a belly full of lead if you don't get lost.
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Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to come by and thank you for standing out here in the cold so I would have someplace warm to sleep tonight. That's all.
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You know what else is warm? *points gun*
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Is it a bullet?
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Oh, yeah that too. But I was gonna say blood. Your blood. All over you after I shoot you. *points gun*
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What I wouldn't give for that sort of warmth. One time I froze solid I was so cold out here.
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Gimme a break. You can always go sleep at the shelter.
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Pfft. Where do you think that shelter money comes from? When there's not enough donations, there's not enough beds.
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These donations go directly to funding beds at the shelter? *points gun*
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Yes. And stop pointing your gun at me.
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If Lampwick is owned: Task: "Make Chester Describe Freezing Solid". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Santa Snake Listen in Horror". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You thawed out in a bear's den?
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Yup. Bear tried to munch on me, but I was too frozen to eat. We're still friends.
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You should be dead a dozen times by now. I've gotta do something about this.
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You already are. By ringing that bell and taking donations.
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Well, uh, I wasn't before. I was technically robbing people who didn't realize it. But NOW I am totally gonna help. Like, actually.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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Help the homeless. Donate money. Help the homeless. This isn't funny.
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They wouldn't be homeless if they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps.
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I'll pull YOU up by your bootstraps unless you empty your wallet, old man.
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Smithers, I'm being threatened. Engage bodyguard mode.
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Yes, sir. *steps forward* If you want him, you'll have to go through me.
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Sounds difficult. *clobbers Smithers with bell*
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Smithers, pay the man and engage flee mode!
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*runs away*
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Wait, you forgot to run me away!
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Here's an extra hundred, for your troubles. And my watch.
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If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Make a Donation". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Flee". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Santa Snake Take Donations". The job takes 4 hours.
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Whoa, it's kind of fun to help others. I should do this again next year.
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And here's the keys to all my classic cars, villas in Spain... Fine, my spaceship to Mars too.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Christmas song "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms.