  
Ears to You, Moe
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| Ears to You, Moe
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Ears to You, Moe is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires Elf Moe to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Hey guys, come on in!
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Why are you so jolly, and what's with the pointy ears? Are you cosplaying as the guy from that space TV show who's always doing sign language and giving neck massages?
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Nah, that was last year. This year the mayor paid some of us twenty bucks to dress up like elves for the lighting of the town Christmas tree.
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But now I'm so full of the holiday spirit, the first round is on me!
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Woo-hoo! I'll take one round of beers please!
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Comin' right up, Homer.
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Uh, Homer. Doesn't this strike you as a little suspicious?
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What? So Moe is feeling the spirit of the season. He's making up for forty years of unjolly spirit!
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In fact, I love you guys so much, the second round is on me too!
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Yeah, he's definitely trying to poison us.
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But on the other hand...free beer. If only we could be sure. Like some way we could test if the beer was poisoned.
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Hey, fellas! What's up?
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Task: "Make Elf Moe Give Out Free Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Test Beer on Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Drink Suspect Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Watch to See if Beer Poisons Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Watch to See if Beer Poisons Barney". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Why are you guys staring at Barney like that?
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Uh, no reason.
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This beer is great! And it's free, which makes it even greater!
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Say, why aren't you guys drinking?
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We will. Just, uh...take one more sip. Slowly.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Sorry, guys, gotta close up early tonight.
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What? Why?! I was having the best time not paying for all those free drinks!
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Because it's eggnog serving time! Ladling it out on the sidewalk out front.
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If people want eggnog, they can just go buy some at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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What?! But they use the Squishee machine and they don't clean it out first. That's eggnog blasphemy!
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If I don't serve up some proper eggnog right now, that doesn't have frozen fruit bits in it, the spirit of the season could be ruined!
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Moe is really acting weird.
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Yeah, I've never seen him like this. Are we even sure that's really Moe and not some elf imposter?
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Wait, are you guys working for that Easter Bunny jerk? Because if ya are, I swear to Frosty I'll cut ya!
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No, that's definitely Moe.
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| Task: "Make Elf Moe Serve Eggnog". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Attention, children. We have a special holiday treat for you today.
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That's right, kids! Santa's greatest helper is going to hand out seasonal treats to all the good little boys and girls.
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Oh? Where is he?
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And why are you dressed up like the guy from that space TV show?
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Why you little brats!
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Uh, I mean, I ain't a space guy, I'm an elf, and I'm Santa's greatest helper! Uncle Moe has elf treats for you.
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Is this stranger danger?
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What kind of treats are we talking?
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All the holiday classics: pickled eggs, pickled candy canes, pickled pickles...
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I'm pretty sure the treats aren't the only thing pickled here.
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Moe, maybe you should just leave the treats here and head back to, uh...The North Pole.
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Good idea. It's time for Uncle Moe to go on a sleigh ride!
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| Task: "Make Elf Moe Go for a "Sleigh Ride"". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Doctor Hibbert, you gotta help us. There's something really wrong with Moe.
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Jingle bells, Homer smells, Barney laid some eggnog!
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And if any of youse tries to get away, I'll gut ya!
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Oh my!
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See?
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I do. And not to worry, I've seen this before.
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It was when my medical school roommate was cosplaying down in Tijuana and had his pointy ears on too tight, cutting off the flow of blood to his brain.
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And that caused him to act really weird, like Moe?
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Oh, no. This case is much worse. He's clearly lost it.
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Task: "Make Elf Moe Get His Ears Loosened". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Dr. Hibbert is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Loosen Elf Moe's Ears". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Thanks, Doc. I feel like my old self again.
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But still giving out free beer in the holiday spirit, right?
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There ain't no season that could get me to give away nothin'.
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Aww...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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