Ho-ho-d'oh

Ho-ho-d'oh

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Holiday Whodunnit Required characters: Marge, Lisa, Moe, Homer, Bart, Mr. Burns Optional characters: Maggie, Gnome-in-the-Home, Mary Tannenbaum, Smithers, Santa Claus, Dr. Hibbert, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): HoHoDoh ID(s): 251011 - 251015 Previous quest(s): No Crime Like the Present Next quest(s): Winner, Winner Cookie Dinner

Ho-ho-d'oh is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between December 26, 2021 and January 12, 2022 Marge, where's Homer been? Revenue is so low in his absence. Plus, with Barney in the drunk tank the past month... You should stop by and support your local business every so often. I'd come more often if you had some more wine options besides "Twist Off White" and "Box Red". Then why don't you try some of my famous fresh pickled eggnog? If this eggnog wasn't so delicious, I'd be mad. Enough with the small talk, Moe. We're investigating the attack on Santa. Tell us where you were and what happened. I got nothing to do with it. I was here the whole night. Anybody who told you different has a date with a butcher's knife. We just need to know if Snake was in here that night. Oh, yeah. He stopped in for a beer. Even let me keep half the till when he robbed me, on account of Christmas spirit. How does every suspect in town have an alibi?! At least for the specific crime we're investigating. More eggnog? Task: "Collect Ornaments" (x150). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". Task: "Make Marge Have a Sip of Eggnog". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Have a Non-alcoholic Nog". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Moe Dilute the Eggnog With Water". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. This has been a total bust. *hiccup* We're never gonna find Satan's attacker. You mean...Santa's attacker? *hiccup* What did I say? Stan's attacker? Nothing, Watson. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Elf Moe

Pt. 2

After completing Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 1: Dad, don't you think you should be keeping an eye on Maggie? Uh, I'm pretty sure your Mom has her. Uh, I'm pretty sure you gave Maggie to the Gnome-in-the-Home earlier so you could go sabotage people's sleighs. *holding Maggie* This really isn't in my job description. *scared sucking noises* Jeez, if Gnome-in-the-Home is gonna sponsor the race, then that means doing whatever is required. I don't think that's what the word sponsorship means. Plus, I have rides to give in the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome. Go on, Maggie. Go with the scary clown elf man into the creepy dark dome. Task: "Collect Ornaments" (x125). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Ride the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome". The job takes place at the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Gnome-in-the-Home is owned: Task: "Make Gnome-in-the-Home Give Rides". The job takes place at the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Sabotage Sleighs". The job takes place at Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Keep an Eye on Maggie, to Be Safe". The job takes place at the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Alright, you're gonna have to take your kid back now. You're shirking your duties? I checked with the corporate office, and the park ranger to go over the sponsorship contract, and confirmed that babysitting is not included. You'll never work in this town again, kid! Now take off that head so I can see who you are! And pummel you! *runs away* Stupid Gnome! Yeah, keep running. You didn't wanna get Maggie back first? Aah! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Elf Ears Machine

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Can you say that again? It was so creepy, I want to make sure we get a good cut. Certainly. *clears throat* I'm only doing this because I want the hearts of all the little children. He means he wants to be the new Santa in order to WIN the hearts of the children. Yeah, but that's not what he said. I think we have all we need here. Is your show gonna paint Mr. Burns as the benevolent billionaire or the evil Santa slayer? Whoa, it's not our job to give an opinion. We merely show the facts of the case, and let the viewer decide that Burns is obviously the culprit. Task: "Collect Ornaments" (x150). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". If Mary Tannenbaum is owned: Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Suggest Wild Theories". The job takes place at Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Burns Do Some More Takes". The job takes place at Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Call Blue-Haired Lawyer". The job takes place at Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Alright, that's a scene people. Let's pack it up and head to the summit for some establishing shots with ominous voice-over. You're pretty good at this. In fact, if I was a betting tree, I'd think the most likely culprit was the filmmaker who stands to gain everything from this case. Keep your mouth shut or I'll turn you into a box of toothpicks. Wow, you two are bickering like an old married couple. Oh, is that how you're related? We're not related! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Gnome-in-the-Home Dome Automatons

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did Sideshow Mel's sleigh just FLY?! Yeah, there have been sleighs flying around all over. Did you seriously just notice that? I lost my vertical peripheral vision when I drank that case of expired Four Lokos that one time. That's why I got us some rocket fuel for the snowmobile, so we could compete. I already have nitrous, you dumb-dumb. And anyway, it won't even be enough to win. Burns said he was using magic. You want to steal some magic from Burns instead of using the rocket fuel? No, I want to steal magic from Burns, use the nitrous I already have, and then use all the rocket fuel and see where it takes me. Replacement Santa here we come. Task: "Collect Ornaments" (x150). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". Task: "Make Bart Steal a Magic Bone From Burns' Sleigh". The job takes place at White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Draw Schematics on a Fast Food Napkin". The job takes place at Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Are you sure we should test the sleigh by driving off a cliff? We need to give the magic time to kick in before we hit the ground. That's just science, boy. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Sideshow Mel Sleigh + animated job

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Dr. Hibbert? You wanted us to come by? Oh, Lisa, Marge. Thanks for coming in. I was hoping you could take Santa for an outing. He's annoying the crap out of me. Lisa! You gotta help me. They're trying to poison me with the pudding! Santa, you're awake! Why didn't anyone let me know? Well, you're not his emergency contact. Someone named "Blitzen" is — stupid name, but I believe it. For the first time in my life, I can finally see clearly. *whispers* They're controlling me with all the flowers in here. Doctor, is he okay? *chuckles* I'm fairly certain he's not. These scans show an object lodged deep in his brain from that hit to the head he took. And you want us to take him for an outing? I suppose we could try to remove it first. Lisa! Don't let 'em mess with my brain! I use that almost every day. Task: "Collect Ornaments" (x175). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Spout Conspiracy Theories". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Dr. Hibbert is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Take Santa to Surgery". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Watch the Surgery From the Gallery". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Get Snacks From the Cafeteria". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Doc, was the surgery a success? Indeed. He won't have to worry about having children anymore. *chuckles* Oh, you're talking about Santa. Yes, I was able to dislodge the object from his brain. No idea what it was though. I've sent it to the lab for analysis. Oh, that's such a relief. He just needs to rest and recuperate now. No, he's still being very annoying. I need you to take him for that outing immediately. I hear there's a race on Mt. Useful in my honor! Uh, okay. But let's take it slow. You just came out of a major surgery. Okay, but not too slow. He's REALLY getting on my nerves. Quest reward: 100 and 10 You Forgot-Me-Nots and 1

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Find Ornaments in the Trash Lisa, Marge, Homer, Bart, Wiggum, Krusty, Snake, Sideshow Bob 4h Dumpster 1, Dumpster 2, Simpson House 5, 45 Order Ornaments From a Catalog Gnome-in-the-Home, Mary Tannenbaum, Park Ranger Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, The Heartmark Channel, Mt. Useful 8, 70

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holiday Whodunnit quests
No Crime Like the Present • Out Cold • No Business Like Snow Business • Ho-ho-d'oh • Sleighing It • Winner, Winner Cookie Dinner
Herb Tannenbaum	Christmas Spirit
Park Ranger	Raccoonpocalypse
Elf Moe	Ears to You, Moe
Santa Sideshow Bob	To Murder or Not to Murder
Santa Snake	Jingle Bell Knock
Mary Tannenbaum	When Mary Met Flandy
Gnome-in-the-Home	Attack of the Gnomes
Nutcracker	Nuts to That