  
Attack of the Gnomes
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| Attack of the Gnomes
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Attack of the Gnomes is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires the Gnome-in-the-Home to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Gnome-in-the-Home's exclamation mark
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I can't believe we thought this ride was for stupid babies! It's the best!
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Should we go on it again?!
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DUH!
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Gnome ride! Gnome ride! Gnome ride!
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Man, somehow this ride gets crazier every time.
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Help me, kind fellows...
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Freaky talking Gnome!
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Help...me...please.
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Let's get outta here! *leaves*
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Hmm, I'm not really the type that helps people in any way shape or form, but I don't know, this intrigues me...
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I bow to you forever in service for helping me.
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Fine. As long as you're not overly clingy.
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*holding onto Bart's leg* Clingy?! Never! Never!
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You're clingier than Milhouse!
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I heard that!
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I thought you left!
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Maybe I am clingy?
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Just come with me, please.
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Task: "Make Gnome-in-the-Home Try to Remove His Costume". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Watch Warily". The job takes place at the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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See? When I try to take off my Christmas costume, this happens. *electrocution noises*
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Whoa, what was that? Did you get hit with a bolt of lightning or something?
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At this point I don't know how long I've been stuck in this thing. I can't even remember who I was before Gnome in the Home #357.
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Well, you are a seasonal mascot at Santa's Village, so...you may have been somewhat forgettable to begin with.
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Hey! My dad's a longstanding member of the Mascots, Sideshows, and Skateboarding-Bulldogs Union!
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He is?! I wish we Gnomes were. Instead we're covered by the International Union of Gardeners and Landscapers. We don't even get lunch breaks.
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So, please, just help me.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Gnome-in-the-Home's exclamation mark
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What are we doing way out here?
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Going to see the witch.
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The witch? I didn't agree to that!
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You run the creepiest ride in town and you're stuck in your costume by some sort of magic spell, but you're scared of a witch?
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As well he should be! How dare you approach me!
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Aaah!
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Drop the act. You still owe me from last week's poker game.
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It's no act. I'm terrifying and you should quake in my presence.
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Shaking in my boots. Are you going to pay up or not?
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I'm no welcher. What do you need?
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This guy is trapped in his costume. It sounds like your handiwork. Can you get him out?
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Hmm. Interesting... Not my magic, but it's very good. I'll give it a try. This may hurt a bit.
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I've had to pee for what feels like months. It can't be worse than that.
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Challenge accepted.
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If Witch is owned: Task: "Make the Witch Try to Lift the Curse". The job takes place at the Gingerbread House, Cauldron, Transylvania Cottage, Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gnome-in-the-Home Writhe in Agony". The job takes place at the Gingerbread House, Cauldron, Transylvania Cottage, Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Watch in Fascination". The job takes place at the Gingerbread House, Cauldron, Transylvania Cottage, Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Well, I was wrong. The pain was worse. On the upside, I don't have to pee anymore.
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Can you take off the costume?
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*pulls on the costume, gets zapped* Ow!
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Mmm...the curse is too powerful even for me. You'll need to find the one who cursed you.
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You still owe me.
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I didn't eat you for coming here. I think we're even.
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See you Thursday?
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Don't forget that it's your turn to bring snacks.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Gnome-in-the-Home's exclamation mark
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Well, that wasn't helpful. I have no idea who cursed me.
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What's the last thing you remember?
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I remember getting hired and then going deep into the bowels of the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome ride.
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Then that's where we'll start. If cartoons have taught me anything, we'll find some creepy caretaker that's behind the whole thing.
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If you say so. It sounds a little cliché to me.
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Clichés are clichés for a reason.
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Task: "Make Gnome-in-the-Home Embrace the Cliché". The job takes place at the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Embrace the Cliché". The job takes place at the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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What are you doing back here? You're supposed to be out front running the ride.
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I told you there would be some creepy old dude behind it all. Why did you curse him?
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I'm not old, the war aged me prematurely. And what curse?
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I can't take off this costume and I can't remember who I am. Do you know who I am?
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No idea. If we did background checks at carnival rides, we'd never hire anyone.
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Where did the costume come from?
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Bought it off Moeslist. Only cost me three beers. Heck of an investment, too. That thing practically doubled ticket sales.
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What kind of website sells things for beer?
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The best kind.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Gnome-in-the-Home's exclamation mark
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Hey Moe, I heard you were running a website called Moeslist.
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Are you two cops? If you are, you're required by law to tell me.
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We're a kid and a guy in a gnome costume...
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You can never be too careful. Gnome, take off the head. I need to see if you have the face of a cop.
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*pulls on head and gets zapped*
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See, that's exactly the problem. He can't take off the costume.
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No refunds.
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So, you admit you sold this costume.
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No. But still, no refunds.
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We're not trying to bust you. I just want to get out of the costume. What can you tell us about it?
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The source of items listed on Moeslist is confidential.
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*points to the gnome* He's a cop.
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Oh, please don't arrest me. I didn't do it. The costume was left with some stupid stick. I sold it to a kid who thought it was a magical wand.
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Pudgy little nerd going on and on about Angelica Button?
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That's the one.
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Hunt Down Martin". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gnome-in-the-Home Get His Hopes Up". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Change His Website to Joeslist". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Gnome-in-the-Home's exclamation mark
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Martin! Just who I was looking for. *cracks knuckles*
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Back off Lord Evilton, or I, Angelica Button, will blast you to oblivion with my magic wand!
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Whatever, hand over the wand and nobody gets hurt.
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*holds up wand* You want a piece of this?
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*steps in between them* I just need your hel—
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Aaaah! Allakablam! *zaps Gnome-in-the-Home*
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*on the ground* Wuuuuuuh?
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I did magic! I did real magic!
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You all right?
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Of course. I'm better than all right!
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Not you, Merlin.
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*stands up* I think so. Something feels different. I think my name is...Jerry.
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Don't make me blast you again!
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Martin, chill. We came here to see if that wand would help him get out of that gnome costume.
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Oh, in that case... Allakabl—
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Stop! Let's at least see what that first zap did...
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Jerry, see if you can take off the head.
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Task: "Make Gnome-in-the-Home Take Off His Head". The job takes 4 hours.
If Martin is owned: Task: "Make Martin Wait Impatiently to Do More Magic". The job takes place at the Magic Academy, Magic Academy Library, Mess Hall, Magic Tower, Magic Palace, Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Cross His Fingers". The job takes place at the Magic Academy, Magic Academy Library, Mess Hall, Magic Tower, Magic Palace, Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, I can take the head off! But...ah, there's just more heads underneath.
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Well hey, that's...progress.
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Yes! I'll keep trying until we get it right.
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Do you think maybe I could have one of the extra heads? Lisa would just LOVE to wake up with that thing in the bed next to her.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Star Wars film Attack of the Clones.
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