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Latest revision as of 13:38, June 29, 2025


Raccoonpocalypse
Tapped Out Park Ranger Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Holiday Whodunnit
Required characters: Park Ranger, Homer, Lisa
Optional characters: Stupid Sexy Flanders, Ned, Rod, Todd, Bart, Marge, Rev. Lovejoy
Internal name(s): Raccoonpocalypse
ID(s): 251044 - 251046


Raccoonpocalypse is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires the Park Ranger to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Park Ranger - Happy Ah, another lovely day on Mt. Useful! Nature truly is amazing. *steps on a raccoon*
Christmas Raccoon - Angry *screeches*
Park Ranger - Surprised Well, hello, little guy. I didn't see you there. Oh, and it looks like you've brought a couple dozen friends.
The Rich Texan *skis by* There is some great skiin' in these parts. I think I might just have to buy this here mountain. *drops beer can* Wish it had more cleanin' staff though.
Christmas Raccoon - Angry *happy chittering noises*
Park Ranger - Surprised Hey, you can't litter like that! It destroys the natural beauty and leads to overpopulation of scavenger species.
The Rich Texan *skis off firing guns in the air*
Christmas Raccoon - Angry *angry chittering noises*
Park Ranger You know it's true. Look at the swarm of your kin that just descended on that beer can.
Christmas Raccoon - Angry *neutral chittering noises*
Park Ranger I've got to find a way to get some of these raccoons out of here. They're going to ruin the balance of the ecosystem.
Task: "Make Park Ranger Try to Lure Away Raccoons". The job takes 4 hours.
Park Ranger - Annoyed Well, that wasn't very effective.
Christmas Raccoon - Angry *affirmative chittering noises*
Park Ranger - Annoyed It doesn't matter what I do....
Park Ranger - Annoyed The skiers keep dropping so much food, that they're turning the mountain into a Vegas buffet for raccoons!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Park Ranger - Annoyed Ugh, the mountain is a mess. Stupid skiers! And don't get me started on snowboarders!
Stupid Sexy Flanders Now remember boys, this is God's country. What does that mean?
Rod That we can do whatever we want as long as we say "please" and "thank you" to God.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Not quite. How about you, Todd?
Todd We can do whatever we want, we just have to ask for God's forgiveness afterward?
Stupid Sexy Flanders Indeedily-doodily. So just drop that bag of trash and remember to pray away the sin. You won't be able to save the heathens on this mountain if you're spending all of your time looking for a trash can.
Todd - Cheerful *drops trash* God is good!
Park Ranger - Surprised And...here comes the swarm of raccoons. It's the skiers that are the real problem!
Park Ranger - Annoyed If they weren't here, the raccoons would wander off in search of other food. If only there wasn't so much snow attracting the skiers. Hmm...
Task: "Make Park Ranger Melt Snow With Giant Magnifying Glass". The job takes place at Mt. Useful and takes 4 hours.
If Stupid Sexy Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ned (but not Stupid Sexy Flanders) is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rod Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Todd is owned: Task: "Make Todd Litter and Pray". The job takes place at Mt. Useful or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Park Ranger - Annoyed This magnifying glass isn't working. It's just setting things on fire. I'm going to end up burning the whole mountain down.
Stupid Sexy Flanders Dear God in heaven, a fire!
Rod - Sad Maybe we angered God by littering.
Todd - Terrified *prays frantically*
Stupid Sexy Flanders No, that's not how God works. If he was angry, he'd tell us through a burning bush. *bush lights on fire*
Stupid Sexy Flanders Oh no, we've angered God! Run! I mean – ski!
Park Ranger - Happy Well, it didn't happen the way I intended, but I'll take the win.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Park Ranger's exclamation mark
Rev. Lovejoy And this is the site of the new burning bush. That's why I chose to hold this week's services on Mt. Useful.
Park Ranger Oh no.
Rev. Lovejoy This should become a pilgrimage site in no time, and you get to see it first.
Bart What do I do with this trash?
Homer If you can't find a trash can, just toss it on the ground. It's a park. They have people to clean things up.
Lisa - Annoyed Dad, that's a terrible attitude. What makes you think that's okay?
Homer It works at home.
Marge - Annoyed *annoyed grumble*
Park Ranger - Annoyed I think it's time for you all to leave the park.
Homer - Annoyed Pfft. Who made you boss?
Park Ranger The Forest Service.
Homer - Annoyed Pfft. Forest Service, Shmorest Shmervice. We're just worshipping this shrub and practicing our religion, which is protected by the, uh – ya know, the – thing that protects that sort of thing. You can't stop us.
Rev. Lovejoy It's a bush, and we're not worshipping it...
Park Ranger You're right, I'm not going to stop you. They are. *tosses a handful of potato chips*
Lisa - Happy Aww, what cute little raccoons coming out of the woods.
Homer - Surprised They're attacking! Run!
Task: "Make Park Ranger Weaponize Raccoons". The job takes place at Mt. Useful and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Run for His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Run for His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Run for Her Life". The job takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Run for Her Life". The job takes 4 hours.
If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Lovejoy Run for His Life". The job takes 4 hours.
Park Ranger Well, that seems to have done the trick. With all of the warnings about rabid raccoons, tourism on the mountain is way down and the raccoon population has returned to normal.
Christmas Raccoon - Angry *annoyed chittering noises*
Park Ranger I know you and your friends aren't rabid, but it's not a point worth arguing. I'm taking the win.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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