| The Path to Enlightenment
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Path to Enlightenment is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update. It requires Dr. Bonebreak to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark
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Ah, Springfield. More holy than the temples at Borobudur and Mahabodhi combined.
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WHHHADDDUPPP, Dr. Bonebreak?!
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I saw you bust a table over The Beefy Bishop's back on Friday Night Feud!
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Mmm, yes. I gained true enlightenment from that fight.
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And that led me to end my career in the ring and Springfield and to pursue the teachings of the Buddha.
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But you're back. For more enlightenment?
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Nah, enlightenment doesn't pay much. This monk's gotta make money.
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Know of any job openings?
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| Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Look for a New Job". The job takes place at the Office of Unemployment, Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Dr. Bonebreak, did you find a job?
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I was peacefully flipping burgers at Krusty Burger, but some squeaky-voiced teen got in my face so I rubbed his in mayonnaise.
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I guess it coulda been worse.
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It was. He had an allergic reaction and was airlifted to the hospital. He is squeaky-voiced no more.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark
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Your qualifications are perfect, Dr. Bonebreak. I am in need of someone to work the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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And you're seeking a former professional wrestler?
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The night shift can get rough, yes.
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| Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Work a Shift at Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
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Dr. Bonebreak! You cannot just break the fingers of teenagers who take a penny but refuse to leave a penny.
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Stealin's stealin'. And they got off easy. I was going to smash a Squishee machine on their heads.
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Don't ever do that! It would damage a perfectly good Squishee machine.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark
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Dr. Bonebreak, perhaps you need to find a job that uses your strength but keeps you away from other humans, or anything with bones really.
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Hmm. Do babies have bones?
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Yeah. I'd avoid babies entirely.
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Look at this ad -- the Springfield Dump needs someone to stack junked cars.
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*reading* Requires superior strength, check. No human interaction, check. And no babies, check!
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| Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Haul Junk". The job takes 4 hours.
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*suck suck*
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Oh, no! There's a baby in this dump! I gotta quit!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark
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Psst, Doc. I hear you got a real knack for keepin' people outta places they don't belong. I could use someone like that at my club.
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What did you have in mind?
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Let's just say I need some "rats" exterminated.
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Rats? Gross! Rats are filthy creatures.
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Good. So we see eye-to-eye. It's time they get... "whacked".
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That sounds messy. I prefer to use traps.
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I'll leave the methods to you. As long as they're swimming with the fishes by nightfall.
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*chuckles* Silly mobster. Rats can't swim.
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My point exactly.
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That's a great idea, I'll donate them to the local pet store so they have some other friends, like the fishes. I'll get right to it. *leaves*
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| Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Search for Rats at the Club". The job takes Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, or a Brown House.
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So tell me, Doc. You find those "rats" we talked about?
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Did I ever. There were over thirty of them in the basement.
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Thirty rats?! I was being more double-crossed than I ever thought!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark
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None of these jobs are right for me. What am I gonna do? I can't go back to the ring.
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Dr. Bonebreak, do you realize you're still dressing for your old job?
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I thought a top coat with no shirt, torn pants and a do-rag would open employment doors.
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It closes more than it opens. You should not dress for the job you have but rather the job you want.
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Sounds like you're trying to get a shirt on me.
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| Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Dress for Success". The job takes 4 hours.
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I dressed for every job I applied for in Springfield but nobody wants me. I might as well just go back to wrestling.
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Finally you're using your brain!
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Now stop using your brain, because I'm paying you twenty-five dollars a week to join my new Golden Ring Wrestling league.
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Twenty-five dollars? How can I eat on that?
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I assume you eat the wrestlers you defeat.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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