| Cut the Beef
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cut the Beef is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update. It requires The Beefy Bishop to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Why won't you get back in the ring?
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My wrestling days are long over, much like your hairline. Now leave me.
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But I want to gossip about our peers and see you lose your temper.
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I haven't lost my temper in three hours. That's a new record for me.
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*walking toward the door* I forgot my wallet. I'll need to take this haircut on credit.
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Pay or your hair isn't the only thing getting cut!
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Three hours and one second. Record broken!
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Task: "Make Beefy Bishop Lose His Temper". The job takes place at Beefy Bishop's Barbershop or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Get Thrown Out". The job takes place at Beefy Bishop's Barbershop or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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So much for not getting mad.
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I'm getting madder hearing you say that!
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I mighta overstayed my welcome.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark
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Hey, Ned. You want the usual?
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Not this time, barber-ino! I need a new look. Something that says "I love the Lord more than you do".
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I've got just the thing.
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| Task: "Make Beefy Bishop Give Ned a Bad Haircut". The job takes Beefy Bishop's Barbershop or Jake's Unisex Hair Palace.
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What do you think of that haircut?
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I'm not sure. Does it look a little Seventeenth Century Mohican?
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The Seventeenth Century is back again. Now you can reach the troubled youth of today.
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You're not only a beefy barber, you're a brilliant barber!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark
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Eat my shorts, borscht breath!
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You're going down!
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This is a Barbershop of God, not some backyard brawl!
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I get worked up when brats insult me.
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He's just a kid!
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Not just any kid. He's Beautiful Bart! He caused me to lose my championship match!
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I don't know what this gulag gasbag is talking about.
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Young Bart is a saint and I won't have you bad mouth him.
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*punches Rasputin*
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| Task: "Make Beefy Bishop Have a Barbershop Brawl". The job takes place at Beefy Bishop's Barbershop and takes 8 hours.
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You messed up my fresh haircut!
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The barber trimmed too close to your brain, potato head!
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What was that?
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Uh, I said, "barbers ain't what they used to be".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark
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My barbershop is a mess!
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Yeah, it's a bigger dump than my bar.
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I thought I kicked you outta here?
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You did. But you didn't say for how long.
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Permanently if you don't get the hell outta here now!
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Yeesh, keep your mitre on, padre.
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| Task: "Make Beefy Bishop Repair Barbershop Window". The job takes place at Beefy Bishop's Barbershop and takes 60 minutes.
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Pardon me, sir. Have you heard the good news?
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No, but here's some news for you: no pets allowed!
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Sorry, Azzlan. Wait outside. You can use a tree for a scratching post.
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Religious types are the worst.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark
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That lion really creeped me out.
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And he was handing out pamphlets. Who does that when you can clog people's mailboxes with spam?
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I need to get his bad aura out of my shop.
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Yeah, super retro.
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| Task: "Make Beefy Bishop Bless the Barbershop". The job takes place at Beefy Bishop's Barbershop and takes 4 hours.
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Much better. Now, I can only feel the aura of washed up wrestlers and... booze slingers?
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Just like it should be.
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How do you keep getting back in here?!!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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