| Superior Mega Ultra Slam
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Superior Mega Ultra Slam is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Wrestling content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between May 5, 2020 and May 13, 2020
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Mr. Burns! You gotta challenge Springfield Elite Wrestling to another unification bout!
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I was skunked before by Amadopolis' wrestlers. I won't be skunked again.
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But this time you'll have this guy in your corner! Take a whiff of Dr. Bonebreak!
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"The greatest in battle is one who can conquer a thousand men!"
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Task: "Collect Microphones" (x175).
Task: "Make Bart Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout". The job takes place at Burns Manor or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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All right, Burnsy, you got a match. Your team wins: you get your golden statue back. My team wins: I get your nuclear power plant!
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Let the Games of the Tenth Olympiad begin!
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*whispers* We're calling it the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
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Whatever. Just get Jesse Owens to win my statue back!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Burns Excess Pile
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| After completing Pt. 1
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I need to get back into fighting shape. As Buddha once said...
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Don't worry what Buddha said. You just worry about pulling off a Corkscrew Six Hundred Thirty Degree Senton.
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I couldn't do that before I retired!
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As a shoe company once said, "Just do it!"
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Task: "Collect Microphones" (x100).
Task: "Make Bart Train Dr. Bonebreak Back Into Form". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Hurt Himself Training". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
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Dr. Bonebreak! Are you all right?
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Buddha said pain and suffering is only-- AGGGH!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 2
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All right, brawlers and battlers, defeating SEW means being on top of our game! It's workout time!
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But being out of shape is kind of my thing.
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Not to worry, Beefy Bishop! We'll use your flab to squash SEW and the world!
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Task: "Collect Microphones" (x250).
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Whip Wrestlers Into Shape". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Help Whip Wrestlers Into Shape". The job takes place at the Backyard Wrestling Ring or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Ohh, my aching fat!
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I think I pulled something a lady ain't s'pose to pull...
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Come on, guys! "Suffering follows carts like oxes!"
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I feel insulted.
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Don't blame him. It's a botched Buddha saying.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The Coot Society
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Golden Ring Wrestling and Springfield Elite Wrestling have battled to a draw! It's time to fabricate an even more bogus title bout: Superior Mega Ultra Slam!
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Will the Buddhism of Dr. Bonebreak triumph over the savage materialism of Iron Yuppie?
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No, really. I'm asking. I have money on this match.
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"To lead an unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own."
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Two can play the Buddha game.
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If reality is an illusion, is professional wrestling an illusion of an illusion? And if it is, how can you triumph within that illusion?
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I...I don't know!
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Dr. Bonebreak, don't listen to him!
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Task: "Collect Microphones" (x175).
If Dr. Bonebreak is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Bonebreak Be Confused by Reality". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Worry About the Match". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Dr. Bonebreak appears stunned by Iron Yuppie's reality check. The Iron Yuppie hits him with a Molly-Go-Round! Followed by a Reverse Frankensteiner!
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And look out! Dr. Bonebreak is hit with a Bronco Buster to the face!
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No!
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NO!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Championship Belt
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Dr. Bonebreak is reeling! Will Iron Yuppie finish him with a Stretch Plum or Rolling Thunder?
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And who comes up with these lame wrestling names? So many questions...
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"Even a solid rock can be shaken by the wind." "Let us be lamps and liberate our distance."
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Why do I suddenly feel peace. Are your words getting to me...?
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Only three words are necessary... I love you!
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No one's ever told me that before...
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What's going on?!
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The two men embrace center ring as the wisdom of Buddha has given them each a three count. The match is a draw!
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NO! No draw! No love! I forbid it!
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Stay outta it or I'll smack ya outta it, ya limp spotmonkey!
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Task: "Collect Microphones" (x150).
If Honest Abe is owned: Task: "Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Honest Abe has come out of nowhere to attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the ring!
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The old Rail Splitter slams him with a Forearm Smash followed by a Bionic Elbow! He closes out the match with a Muta Lock!
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Amadopolis is Ama-DROPPED-olis!
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Now git out of town! And leave my golden statue behind!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Iron Yuppie
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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| Assemble Microphones
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Moe, Smithers, Mr. Burns
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4h
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Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| Rob Podcasters for Microphones
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Rasputin the Friendly Russian, The Beefy Bishop, Rumbleina, Professor Werner von Brawn
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Homes
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8, 70
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